State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

I hope the probation officer he gets assigned is a Steel Toe fan.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Wait. Am I missing something? He can't even serve it on the weekends?



He must have presented himself as a total jackass through that report.

He doesn't have a job, why would they give him the weekend option?

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I know there's like 0 chance of this but it would be amazing if the forced sobriety actually fixed him somewhat.

Maybe the old teetotalers were right and booze really is the devil.

 

[drain]

dont be a cuck guys

 

[Dan of Steel]

Remember the golden rule: it's good when bad things happen to bad people.

 

[W@rui]

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Enjoy prison, stalker child

He'll be able to smuggle a baldo in; he has experience I'm sure.

 

[Schpoots]

Nick has now officially spent more time in a prison cell than a court room.

 

[parsnip]

What does "cognitive skill training" mean here? Are they saying the drugs have made him so retarded he needs someone to show him how to be an actual adult?

He's basically going to be put in a course that teaches him how not to be a blame shifting irresponsible faggot. It might kill him.

 

[GeekUSA]

He'll be able to smuggle a baldo in; he has experience I'm sure.

The true moment Nick Rekeita became Baldoberg.

 

[Justice Tony]

this is a very lenient sentence for what he did

almost an ounce of blow with the whole his kids had access to it thing

Yeah I don't know why they didn't just throw the book at him. I mean God knows the second he gets out he will not stay sober. Why give him a last lick of freedom?

Anyway, when he violates parole will we need a new thread or should we just continue to use this one for all of his legal troubles?

 

[neger psykolog]

What are the chances we get a drunk/high/wasted stream out of Nick before he heads off to jail? Or does he have to turn himself in immediately?

literally zero because if he gets drunk/high he violates probation and they fuck him hardcore and he gets way more than 30 days.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Will this mean anything for his law license?

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Has he already coped and sneeded?

 

[sarna]

He's going to violate probation and end up in jail. Not for the complete five years on the first violation, but he will end up going back to jail. He hasn't learned anything from this legal experience so far.

This is in fact the best case scenario. Worst case, he flips out on a bender and does something to himself or others that gets him in much, much more trouble.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

>random testing
>cognitive skills training
he's fucked

NO BOOZE ALLOWED, HOLY SHIT

 

[DavidS877]

I wonder if his probation officer will be watching for streams to see if he looks sauced and scheduling a "random test".

 

[Fae Supremacist]

And I thought the next MATI would be about the 4chan hack

 

[MooseGump]

Has he already coped and sneeded?

Probably already giving himself cope punches to the face as we speak

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

holy shit it happend! the sweetest part of this is that jail was completely avoidable if he hadn't acted like a flaming asshole at every opportunity possible.

I hope federal hacking charges drop on his last day in jail for extra hilarity lmao

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

no booze or drugs, oh hes gonna be hittin that galaxy gas extra hard these next 5 years.