State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

[where's baldo]

I don't get it, what is so amazing about 5 years probation?

he will never make it, and has the drug charge hanging over his head for the next five years.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I think this is in no small part due to his being a completely unlikable obstinate little arrogant weasel. Show a bit of contrition and respect and this probably never happens.

 

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>cognitive skill training
they're going to have to teach this fucking retard not to punch himself in the head
lmao, cheers you giant faggot

 

[Canard]

I don't get it, what is so amazing about 5 years probation?

No drugs, no alcohol. Being tested for those. Can't break law in any other ways. Can't freely go to other places... Read the conditions and consider his history. It is his personal hell.

 

[Pelican Bones]

It looks like it's saying "may be deferred". Does that mean there's still a chance the time will be suspended for the duration of probation?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Oh wait. It says "may be deferred if compliant with probation". So if he stays out of trouble until August, he most likely won't have to go to jail.

 

[David Spadem]

It finally happened! I wonder if anyone will hire a youtube lawyer that's been convicted and jailed...

 

[Blackstar]

He's got as much of chance of staying sober as BossmanJack lmao

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Dude literally drank himself into 5 years of forced sobriety. What a fucking world we live in.

 

[Post Reply]

@Potentially Criminal Your reverse karmology worked, well done!

 

[Chode]

I thought there was some chance he could flip between bath salts, Chinese synthetic drugs, and air duster to make it through 2 years of probation, but 5 years? He's fucked.

Plus the jail time? Nice that there is finally some consequences for constantly being a FUCKING FAGGOT about getting one suspended charge.
*Edit* Deferred till August. Yet he'll still find some way to bitch about it.

 

[Schpoots]

What da. I thought law was easy? I guess Nick coulden't find the right magic words to expecto patronum the judge with.

 

[sum ting wong]

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What does "cognitive skill training" mean here? Are they saying the drugs have made him so retarded he needs someone to show him how to be an actual adult?

 

[Max2019]

Nick, as a square lawyer who is new to the prison life, you need to find a man who looks like this to protect you ASAP

 

[Oxyjen]

Man, why make us wait all summer for him to Enjoy Prison? Take him away in irons and perpwalk him in front of the Handsome Black Gentleman and Pretty Girl of Kiwi Farms.

It might work out funnier this way. Hopefully that was the judge’s reasoning.

 

[RollingRock2]

 

[parsnip]

>cognitive skill training
they're going to have to teach this fucking retard not to punch himself in the head
lmao, cheers you giant faggot

This might actually be the hardest part for him because it will focus heavily on not passing blame onto others and taking responsibility for your own fuckups.

 

[clipartfan92]

I don't get it, what is so amazing about 5 years probation?

He's going to violate probation and end up in jail. Not for the complete five years on the first violation, but he will end up going back to jail. He hasn't learned anything from this legal experience so far.

 

[HarveySperg41]

What are the chances we get a drunk/high/wasted stream out of Nick before he heads off to jail? Or does he have to turn himself in immediately?

 

[KingPenguin120]

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Enjoy prison, stalker child

I'm sure glad that Big Bubba gets to meet his Balldo Bitch tonight.