💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If that mysterious woman "Kay" from that snake Wil Herren's streams goes to this... might I suggest you reach out to Potentially Criminal instead of Wil for an after-sentencing report? Sean's been much more level headed on the matter, and he's 100% less likely to be creepy.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

No jail
3 years probation
40 hours community service

Wildcard: Nick turns up with another mystery black eye

 

[Oxyjen]

If that mysterious woman "Kay" from that snake Wil Herren's streams goes to this... might I suggest you reach out to Potentially Criminal instead of Wil for an after-sentencing report? Sean's been much more level headed on the matter, and he's 100% less likely to be creepy.

Second this.. He’s probably not going to ask you describe how Nick smells.

 

[AnOminous]

it's a church based homeschooling co-op. generally when someone "fucks up" the local community / church would rally around them and try to get them back on the right path.

They tried to do exactly that well before he was arrested for his vile crimes.

His response was to spit in their faces like a demon. Then he shat on the entire community with months of pathetic rants about Scandinavian incel prudes.

Only after that when he viciously starved his kids and sent them stinking and begging for food in filthy rags like something from a Dickens novel did they finally just say fuck it and have his punk ass arrested.

This is a thread about a retarded skeleton who likes cock and Jamaicans in his wife.
If you want to sperg about homeschooling, open up a thread on the Mass Debates board of the autistic rightoid faggot subforum.

Also to bring it on-topic to the reality of this thread, the homeschooling operation here did everything by the book and so far as I can tell is an absolute model for how homeschooling should operate. They did everything it was possible to do to get this vicious, evil skelly on his proper behavior.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm torn between which one is worse.

Yeah, Bob's refuses to acknowledge the crime outright, but Kayla's had that whole "My husband fights for freedom, and his enemies hate freedom" bullshit. Which is insulting.

I think "hers" made me roll my eyes harder.

I think Megan's was the least bad because that one probably had the least input from him.

I would've thought such a fine church-going active member of the community would've gotten letters from others besides his immediate family and one co-worker. Nobody from the church cares enough to tell the judge how great he is? Nobody from his community?

 

[Flora Fox]

Waiting to see:
Does he show up late again?
Do he and Qayla have more performative make out sessions outside the ctroom?

 

[Meat Target]

I would've thought such a fine church-going active member of the community would've gotten letters from others besides his immediate family and one co-worker. Nobody from the church cares enough to tell the judge how great he is? Nobody from his community?

Of course not. The Scandinavian incel prudes are jealous of him for having fun.

 

[Melty Butter]

I will likely eat my shoe, but I'm a glass half full guy. I enjoy the excitement of believing in a somethingburger occuring.
> 3 Years Probation
> 20-30 hours Community Service
> 12 days in Jail, cut to 10 for 2 days served
I hope the transcripts will show that the court explicitly knows he's been a raging faggot for nearly a year.
Wildcard: FBI Agents show up

Locking in with this as well (or something close).

For those interested in data on PSRIs on the topic of "do judges follow presentence investigation recommendations?", there's not a lot. There have been studies in Connecticut, Nevada, California, and federal sentences. In each case, 1) judges generally followed the recommendation; 2) when judges departed from the recommendation, it was usually upwards.

(Unsurprisingly, the motivation for the research was to determine if race was a factor. It appears to be the case, but not as bad as many like BLM believe.)

 

[Gulls on Film]

It the balldo doesn't fit, you must acquit

"Sir, why is your client currently wearing 5 testicle mangling devices?"

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

My predictions:

45 days jail
4 years probation
160 hours community service

Wildcard: High AF on Galaxy Gas, Nick gets the chair!!!!

 

[Lian Xing]

He deserves at least 90 days in jail and five years of supervised release, but he's going to channel the Sonichu demon to get no jail time, no community service, and 24 months of probation. However, because he invoked Sonichu, he will fuck up in time to three-peat LotY. He will be in jail or prison for New Year's Eve.

Wildcard: He will be dead for New Year's Eve

 

[AnOminous]

Thanks @hawkisnight and @Sneed Force One. Pleading to a charge so that m'ladies go free is surprisingly honorable (?) of Nick to do.

Honorable schmonorable. Both of those whores have enough on this faggot to put him away forever.

 

[Meat Target]

My Wildcard: he pulls a Fatrick and skips the hearing altogether, gets a bench warrant. Maybe flees to Mexico, or uses a gun acquired from Andrew Branca to carry out LawPope's Last Stand at the BalldoAlamo.

Governor Tim Walz and Judge Pussy Liquor then goes down as a latter-day Bill Clinton and Janet Reno as the Minnesota National Guard uses flamethrower tanks on the Balldo Bunker.

 

[Canard]

My Wildcard: comes in drunk and goes to do coke in bathroom enters the court room with residue on face.

 

[Spergichu]

Realistically speaking, as funny as it is, any upfront jailtime Balldo may be sentenced to today isn't all that consequential since it's likely he wouldn't get more than a month based of the PSRI. The real punishment will be probation. We all know he can't stay clean, and the longer his probation, the more jail time he's looking at when he relapses. Shit, they may even throw him a softball for his first fuckup and send him to rehab like Bossman, (Which will probably be a bigger ego bruiser for Balldo than outright jail time, let's be real) but I'm positive even that won't stop him from relapsing again and the court won't be so kind a second time.

 

[woodedbag]

My wildcard - 2 years probation, 2 days served, 1k fine, but as he's walking out a court employee notices his ride is a 9 year old in the driver seat of a heavily dented GT 500 with a license plate reading LAWPOPE, and he's arrested for child endangerment. Kayla was too barred out watching Star Trek to take him and Rekieta had a bit of a buzz because he was nervous so the 9 year old was only option.

 

[Meat Target]

Realistically speaking, as funny as it is, any upfront jailtime Balldo may be sentenced to today isn't all that consequential since it's likely he wouldn't get more than a month based of the PSRI. The REAL punishment will be probation. We all know he can't stay clean, and the longer his probation, the more jail time he's looking at when he relapses. Shit, they may even through him a softball for his first fuckup and send him to rehab like Bossman, (Which will probably be a bigger ego bruiser for Balldo than outright jail time, let's be real) but I'm positive even that won't stop him from relapsing again and the court won't be so kind a second time.

Jail might give him a chance to detox. Maybe they'll force him to go to rehab. Or he'll die/go berserk from the withdrawal.

Or (let's just get Mutt's Law out of the way now) he'll suck Watumba's dick in jail in exchange for some toilet wine and bug spray to huff.

I think we can all agree that he's gonna flunk probation. It's a matter of when, not if.

 

[AnOminous]

I have a lot of sympathy for parents who choose to homeschool, particularly in blue areas in which school systems are woke-driven (plenty). I see no evidence of that issue in Spicer. That leaves the question of why Nick would choose to homeschool his kids. It's obvious that he wants to control all those around him and has plenty of skeletons to hide.

Yeah well this particular skelly picked exactly the wrong group of mandatory reporters to pull that shit on.

Jail might give him a chance to detox. Maybe they'll force him to go to rehab.

I don't even want him to detox at this point. He just needs to have a Jimi Hendrix Experience.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I will be a bit boring and say the judge follows the suggestion to a tee.
Until BALLDOCARD: Interrupts the judge - whines about how he is not being given the chance to tell his own story, blames everything but himself and ends on a "you are bullshit lying!" screaming meltdown that sees his sentence revised to 3 months jail, 5 year supervised probation and 2000 hours of community service.

 

[AnOminous]

He hardly acknowledges that a crime even took place, let alone shows any genuine remorse on Nick’s behalf (spoiler: there is none). Its stinks worse than dogshit.

Nick's dad is as much of a lying scumbag POS as Nick himself and his mom is a crazy-eyed whore.