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💼 CareercowJack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
She doesn’t enjoy looking at or putting up with Jack’s crybaby shit any more than the rest of us do. He probably has chronic diaper rash, too. Maybe that’s what’s all over his face; given the constant trickle of shit running out of his mouth.
Jack is making a joke: since the space tourist flight doesn't go very high, climbing a ladder to change a lightbulb is also the same as being in space.
It's likely he's stolen this joke from somewhere else, because even climbing a ladder is pretty aspirational for Jack.
-header is a generic image of some influencer faggot
-poorly & bafflingly placed semi-legible text in header
-RANDOM ALL CAPS TEXT FUCK YEAH
-stupid pussy rules (3 & 4 are the same)
This looks like a special needs child in elementary school whipped it up, so Jack definitely made it. You can't gurgle commands at apple intelligence or whatever the fuck he uses to make it whip up a facebook page for you. I'm a little impressed/confused by the lack of spelling/grammar errors though. The header is 100% Jack (it it reminiscent of his sauce display back in the day), everything else (save for the ALL CAPS) seems like an adult wrote it. It's a weird mish-mash of Jack/not Jack.
Translation: In Jack's mind, kindness is something only he is capable of. Other low-functioning narc lolcows I follow do this same shit; where they respond to some real life disappointment by making a new social media group they can be the leader of, and do nothing in response to the real life disappointment.
If I had to guess, his undeniable irrelevancy in the endeavor of documenting himself eating non-meat (which he deserves to be rich and famous for) has led him to aspire to trick people into promoting his own dumbass videos by promising a reach around.
GIVE (ME) MORE THAN YOU TAKE has to be Jacks personal mantra. I have never seen this man be charitable in any way other than when he says he is, which is a flat out lie. I have however seen him bitch about portion sizes not being to his liking (moar meet gud) and mentioning he only enjoys holidays because he can eat his weight in food and receives gifts.
Half the recipes in his book were nothing more than just links to his Jewtube account.
But the funniest thing is the page he showed for the "Lazy Man" drinks.
Citrus Punch: /2, not half, a glass of soda followed by 1/2 a glass of juice. Something that even children can figure out how to do.
Virgin Bloody Mary: Tomato / V8 juice and tabasco. Wow. Nobody could have figured that one out. But he forgot the worcestershire sauce and then there's the regional additions like horseradish, lemon juice and so on.
Iced Coffee: Cold coffee... well yeah. You can't make it with hot coffee.
Cucumber Water: Water + cucumber. Amazing! He cracked the secret of cucumber water!
Jack also bitched about having sold only one digital copy of his cookbook, and blamed the store - Even though he had set the inventory of the download to "1"; causing the book listing to show "sold out" after a single person purchased the PDF for the sake of laughing at it.
I'm going to have to re-read it, now - I remember laughing from start to finish, due to damned near every page containing obvious failures Jack either couldn't get anyone to proofread, or he lashed out at them for pointing out glaring mistakes such as blank pages, duplicated recipes, missing recipes, missing measurements, missing steps, giant photos of Jack pushing the recipe text to the next page. and the aforementioned substitutions of utoob links for recipes - All obviously Jack's handiwork, purely for the sake of telling people he's a published author while he scoots around Dizneewurl trailing an eczema cloud.
I love that Jack fancies himself a tech guy equipped to help others capitalize on emerging platforms and yet never heard of Bitly. URL shortening hasn’t yet arrived on Planet Jack.
I love that Jack fancies himself a tech guy equipped to help others capitalize on emerging platforms and yet never heard of Bitly. URL shortening hasn’t yet arrived on Planet Jack.
so I have to check here.
