💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

Hasn't Jack don this EXACT war before? I know he loves his bottomless fries. I don't know how to google fu too well but I'm almost sure he's done this exact face off. Also I love he keeps doing the dead "war" series. I mean all his series are dead but he really thinks he can just push them into the lime light. They are two entry level sit down places and I wouldn't doubt if they use the exact same sysco stuff.

He does Borgl Wuhhrz like once a year at random times. It's basically just a way to get his wife to let him eat even more shit, and in this case it's a way to "cheat" on the diet he broke already three days in on camera. And since he doesn't give a shit about trying locals or places you don't know about anymore, it's always chain slop, with this being one of the more pathetic takes.

It's a reflexive tic with him now, he doesn't even understand the concepts that the him of a decade ago poorly did. Pre-Stroke three Jack at least pretended to understand and rate on criteria, even if said standards were shit. He also had other people to allegedly serve as staff. Now it's like the noise a baby bird does when it needs to be fed vomit; instinctual and gurgling, no understanding or sapience in said noise.

I also think you're stupid if you go to Chili's to just get a burger. It's not what I think of with the branding.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I also think you're stupid if you go to Chili's to just get a burger. It's not what I think of with the branding.

And you're doubly retarded if you go to Chili's just for a burger right after having a burger at Red Robin. And Joe must be some kind of weird voyeur, because the only normal answer to being asked if you want to go to Red Robin and then Chili's to compare their most popular burgers is "What the fuck are you talking about?".

 

[the khat quaffer]

new JOTG

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That restaurant light above his dome almost looks like a halo. Saintly almost.

Scalfanicus 4:20 -

'Against he who doth partake in smoking the devil's lettuce, let thine own hand(s) seize the beast by the neck and lay down the Lord's vengeance until blood runs freely from the creature's nose.'

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack has repeatedly insisted that his carnivore diet has cleared up his eczema. Clearly this photo is edited to make Jack look bad, because Jack would never lie about such a thing.

EGGZMA GUD
SPEEEGE GUD
BEEPEES GUD
DITZNEY LESS WOLKE
NIKE GO BROKE

THE MEDIZIN IS RILLY WORKING GAIZ. CHUGG DO SEVEN YIRS OF REEZERGE ON THIS DO YOUR OWN REEZERGE



ALSDO MEAT WARS GAIZ!

 

[AltisticRight]

RED ROBIN VS CHILI'S BURGER WARS
aheNNRBax5s.mp4

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=aheNNRBax5s

Published on 2025-04-16 | Archived on 2025-04-16

Spoiler: Description

In this sizzling burger showdown, Red Robin’s Burger, stacked with a juicy beef patty, crispy bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and BBQ sauce, faces off against Chili’s fan-favorite Oldtimer with Cheese, a charbroiled masterpiece featuring a beef patty, cheddar cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and mustard on a toasted bun. Watch as these two chain restaurant giants battle for supremacy, with Red Robin bringing bold, indulgent flavors and Chili’s delivering classic, grilled-to-perfection simplicity—only one can claim burger champ


HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatak

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I'm pretty sure the site rules say that nsfl imagery needs to be spoilered.

 

[Neko GF]

RED ROBIN VS CHILI'S PART 2 BURGER WARS​

(04/17/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=rNMO2g2Ds5c

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[semitooth]

 

[ILikeYou]

That's hilarious that he thinks pictures on a menu are 'so important' and a good sign, bc pictures of the food on a menu are notorious for being the mark of a low level, bad restaurant! That's universally known to be a sign you should not expect much, I think.
Also, wow, what a battle that was! As eventful and full of ups and downs as an afternoon nap!

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jacko's latest victim, Joe, is giving me some serious David Carradine vibes... Carradine died by auto-erotic asphyxiation and was found dead in a Thailand hotel in a rather humiliating sexual position after taking his kink(s) a little too far. And he's already imitating Jack by saying 'hmm, it was pretty gud!' re: Red Robin. A shame, seems like an okay dude.

Also, Jack should really not wear black shirts because those flakes show up rather noticeably. How the fuck do you have dandruff while being bald as a fucking cue ball?! Does Jack have some kinda psoriasis? Tammy should hose him down more once a week.

 

[Bassomatic]

I just love the concept of "we're going to compare things by not apples to apples" He can't even bughar woz right. After nearly 15 years of this nonsense he can't even figure how to compare something anymore.

He's so disgusting and fat. Buns are ok he leans (in his scooty) carnivore.

 

[Quixotic Man]

How do you fuck so badly that you make a 2 part "head to head" video?
Please come listen to my remix of "Burning Down the House" and "Space Jam."
Its just two separate mp3s with each song played normally.

 

[a terminal posture]

Also, Jack should really not wear black shirts because those flakes show up rather noticeably. How the fuck do you have dandruff while being bald as a fucking cue ball?! Does Jack have some kinda psoriasis? Tammy should hose him down more once a week.

Dandruff has nothing to do with having hair or lack thereof. It's also easily treatable with dandruff shampoo (yes, just shampoo your bald head) and I have no idea why Tammy puts up with it

 

[LifeAlert]

I'm pretty sure the site rules say that nsfl imagery needs to be spoilered.

Jack's thread is NSFL in itself: by reading it, you happily consent to viewing NSFL content

RED ROBIN VS CHILI'S PART 2 BURGER WARS​

(04/17/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rNMO2g2Ds5cPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=rNMO2g2Ds5c

Spoiler: Local Archive

rNMO2g2Ds5c.mp4

fat faggot didn't even eat the burger, he had kill bill do it. SHAMEFUL JACK SHAMEFUL

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack is still mad about the moon landing



"MEAT GUD!"



What's he on about...



"SAVE DADDY TRUMP!"



Jack cries about losing money as though his videos make enough to earn a living



Jack begs people to buy his merch



High IQ logic from Jack



Jack impressed by pretty lights

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack the "I don't engagement farm" talking about favorite sandwiches. The only reason he likes Cuban sandwiches is because Marco Rubio another closeter put a wheelchair ramp into his club for "straight Christian twink foam parties".

Jack's youtube earnings? OH Rodney Dangerfield, please stop you're killing me.

Jack likes being edgy, but I've always found while there's tons of wacky conspiracy theories, faking moon landing is the saddest of them all. As if our entire species is just less. I don't get angry, I don't let it get under my skin from Jack or anyone, it just.. makes me sad. Also look at the amazing tech Jack's on an iphone 15+sniper scope using satellites and radar and shit... but oh we can't build a rocket that's bigger that went to a near by place (in space terms). We've all seen the Saturn 5, some of us saw them take off.

But also Jack is alive from 8+ meds, surgeries etc. .... if Jack can be kept alive to think our species couldn't put people on the moon is hilarious, it's like saying "the Ctinzo people had wind mills but didn't invent chairs.." it's fucking retarded.

I'm not praying for Zion Don Jack when's the last time you've donated to the IDF or ... anything?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

High IQ logic from Jack

I avoid getting into religious debates or pointing out the erroneous logic of those who adhere to certain beliefs. They can believe what they like. But Jack’s baseless religious arrogance is so galling that he really deserves to get his ass dragged publicly.

It would all be wasted on him, because stupid. His only accomplishment in life is accruing all the worst traits a human can possess.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack is still mad about the moon landing

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Jack impressed by pretty lights

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Jack: "the moon landing was fake!"
Jack (7 hours later): "I may return to space"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack: "the moon landing was fake!"
Jack (7 hours later): "I may return to space"

Of course he's a Moon denier but still believes that Daddy Elon is going to send people to the Moon and Mars.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

The only thing getting a workout in at the Scalfani house is chatgpt

 

[dongykung]

Of course he's a Moon denier but still believes that Daddy Elon is going to send people to the Moon and Mars.

Moon deniers and flat earthers are the biggest idiots.

"SAVE DADDY TRUMP!"

Although I agree with him there’s something ironic about him of all people being concerned with health