💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Tablet County]

Beef Wellington using wagyu and pilsbury pastry wraps. That he'll stuff with truffles and onions.
And some kind of 100 dollar bottle of wine red sauce.
It'll be both burnt and undercooked while looking like its having diarrhea

I must be extremely hungry right now because that somehow sounds good.

 

[AltisticRight]

For some reason, some feel the need to be the inverse of /r/SteelToeBoringShow and be retarded in the opposite direction. They hate Nick so much, they hype Aaron up as some kind of king and believe all of his nonsense.

Imagine if the Ralph subforum was filled with people who fiercely defended Cog at every turn, spammed Ralph threads with how funny Cog was that day, unironically defended all of his stupid lies, etc.

This may seem crazy to people, but you don't have to pick a side. You can be an observer who understands both "sides" are laughable.

Nah. Cog is Ethan Ralph's Melton. Johnny was accused of grooming a minor, he tried to indoctrinate Dan's daughter with gay Sektur lore no children should be a part of. Arguably, Cog is orders worse than the fat paedophile and less successful at that.
Melton's shitty streams are about STMS only. Johnny's garbage streams are about just Ethan Ralph .
They both subscribe to the idea of "give me money because it will make my arch nemesis mad and I will brag about making more money than them in their streams too!" -- utter fags.
Aaron is none of that as far as anyone knows.
Also, one doesn't have to pick a side to say "another win for the Toe". When Ethan Ralph dominated the Viggers, plenty people (me included) came out and said "another dub for the Ralphamale". Are we all Ethan Ralph fans now? This did ruffle a few feathers with the "fun police" but those reports were DENIED DENIED DENIED.

Honestly, I'd much rather Pedtonne and Aaron discussion stay in their respective threads but the three are inextricably linked, unfortunately. Any discussions of Aaron mainly pertains to Skelly. Any discussions of Pedtonne pertains to both of them. It's not something that can be avoided.

Anyone who speaks positive or even neutral of Aaron gets a lot of negative responses. That's enough. Nobody is a real fan of him, he's a goofy hemorrhoid in Skelly's anus. Nobody is a saint in this story, it's just that some of them deserves to be hit by a train while the other shoves sticks into his bicycle wheels but somehow finds his way out of it through sheer, Cosmic and Godly dumb retard luck. That's why it's so funny. He brought the revenge pornography lawsuit onto himself by being a retard.

Why do retard Meltonites feel the need to wholesale create lies about him?

If this doesn't convince you he's literally Hitler, nothing will. Chud.
(Yeah. Someone made this.)

Nobody should ever white-knight Cog.

Hey. At some point, I said "Cog is boring but he's not a bad guy because he's able to do neutral interviews".
Johnny called out Smellington for his nasty non-bathing and also Donga, despite being on good terms with them.
Then he started to insert himself into Sektur bullshit being a scorned-ex grifter, trying to spread gayops and lies instead of just being an onlooker.
Then this:

I'm not so sure based on what Cog's brothers have said about him!

And that's when I rewrote his thread, which originally was fairly neutral.

 

[keke]

For some reason, some feel the need to be the inverse of /r/SteelToeBoringShow and be retarded in the opposite direction. They hate Nick so much, they hype Aaron up as some kind of king and believe all of his nonsense.

This is cope. People just hype Aaron up because it annoys Nick. Aaron is aggressively boring most of the time and the fact his show makes people so retarded to the point of some of the weirdest a-logging I’ve ever seen bemuses these people (the ones ‘hyping’ him) further.

Aaron has self-awareness. Nick has none whatsoever. A recent example is in how they responded to their cases, I saw Aaron on MLC admit he did wrong, wont do it again, got his punishment that he deserves and wants to move on. Nick pleaded guilty yet still thinks it’s impossible to prove the coke on his dresser and in his safe belongs to him and that his daughter got coke in her hair independent of the cocaine Nick was constantly buying. The latter is the makings of a great lolcow. The former is not.

 

[AltisticRight]

Aaron has self-awareness.

Out of this bunch, yeah he's got self-awareness.
Which is a testament of how retarded the lot of them are.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Out of this bunch, yeah he's got self-awareness.
Which is a testament of how retarded the lot of them are.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is what enabling looks like. Has he even paid attention?

Some people are just weak pushovers. They don't wanna get into conflict with Nick and want things as they were, so Nick will just say "I'm good now" and they'll accept it so things can go back to "normal" even if it's obviously not the case.

 

[Captain Manning]

He took a lower case l in the legal sense.
But he scored an upper case W over Nick.
How much you win over Nick depends on how hard he seethes and it 100% is an upper case W on the Rekieta C&S scale (Cope&Seethe)

It's a W for Aaron, and another big fat L for Nick, because Nick played this up like Aaron was gonna be thrown under the superjail. Nick is his own worst enemy when it comes to these things. None of his legal predictions ever pan out (excepting super obvious stuff like Rittenhouse).

Sure, absent that, in isolation, Aaron would have taken a minor L here. You don't really want to have to plead guilty to any crime.

But the "Nick factor" dramatically alters the calculus of any situation.

Nick should have just kept his mouth shut. He went through all this, confirming he's a cuck whose wife allows nudes to be taken of her by other men, just so that Aaron could get a $50 fine.

And again, Aaron accidently gave us a great meme about Kayla Nudity Units (KNU). Bruising Nick's ego is apparently worth $50 (I don't even believe Kayla was hurt by any of this, and I don't even know if she's lucid enough to know WTF is going on anymore).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's convinced that anyone who isn't into his hedonism is some kind of cruel, ascetic Puritan who forces their ideas on others.

As a young adult I had the misfortune of seeing a housemate get wrapped up in “the lifestyle” in an effort to please her gross boyfriend. This gave me an unwanted firsthand look at how absurd these degenerates are. It is remarkable how completely Faggot Nick displays 100 percent of their retarded ideas and behavior, including a conviction that swinging makes him uniquely enlightened and worldly. These people will say things like “Sex isn’t special — monkeys do it!” while also believing they are more evolved because they bump uglies with anyone they can.

Because swinger types have no respect or reverence for physical intimacy, they see it as completely devoid of any sanctity or meaning. They think those who don’t swing just don’t have the gumption and are repressive (Scandinavian or otherwise) prudes. As a consequence they are just completely insufferable.

They use words like “vanilla” to describe how non-swingers have sex, convinced that anyone who gives swinging a hard pass is an uptight priss who can’t possibly be enjoying a fulfilling sex life as they limit themselves to having relations only with their spouse or committed partner. They also can’t stop talking about the sex they’re having and take immense delight in making others uncomfortable by displaying a complete lack of boundaries.

The ones who engage in this while raising children are beneath contempt and deserve a slow and painful death. I shudder to think what Nick has been teaching his children about physical intimacy. If you’re a praying person, say one for those kids.

 

[Vibralldo]

In fact, Faggot Nick’s descriptions of his love for casual nudity — which we only know about because he insists upon talking about it frequently — reminds me of Boogie, AKA Victim1488. Boogie claims he suffers from crippling social anxiety yet is constantly taking off his shirt in public or in TikToks with underage girls tagged in them.

I'm not a psychologist, but it seems to me that Nick gets off on making people uncomfortable, possibly because of his ODD or whatever it is

He loves the idea of overriding someone else's boundaries and imposing his will on them, same as how he loves to talk about his degenerate sex life. It's probably similar to how a kid gets giddy when he sneaks a bite of cake when a parent tells them they can't except he's a 45 year old man making Kyle Rittenhouse uncomfortable by talking about futas.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm not a psychologist, but it seems to me that Nick gets off on making people uncomfortable

He does, 100 percent.

It's probably similar to how a kid gets giddy when he sneaks a bite of cake when a parent tells them they can't except he's a 45 year old man making Kyle Rittenhouse uncomfortable by talking about futas.

Well that kid is delighted to have his misbehavior go undetected. Nick and his ilk WANT you to know they’re doing gross shit.

I was once a captive audience to the above-mentioned swinger couple as we drove somewhere (before I fully realized what their shtick was). The guy was describing some sick detail about something sexual they’d done and I had to stop him and say I didn’t want to hear it. “Oh, you only do it with the lights off in missionary!” he guffawed, as if not wanting to know the disgusting details of their degeneracy was a sign of repression on my part. They have no idea how cringe they are.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Nick should have just kept his mouth shut. He went through all this, confirming he's a cuck whose wife allows nudes to be taken of her by other men, just so that Aaron could get a $50 fine.

So does this mean that Aaron gets to keep the nudes for his own personal use? I mean, he paid the fine right? And they were taken consensually.

 

[ItsAaronIgnoreMe]

He took a lower case l in the legal sense.
But he scored an upper case W over Nick.
How much you win over Nick depends on how hard he seethes and it 100% is an upper case W on the Rekieta C&S scale (Cope&Seethe)


If that leak is really from the company side, then they would be shaking in their boots over someone making confidential contract/negotiating emails public.
That is the kind of stuff you get sued over and settle really quickly because you do not want that getting out.

It's not from the company side. Only myself, the owner, and President of Operations has the file. It came from my Google drive. The copies they have are physical copies. I have the digital

 

[Melty Butter]

Meme's stream this morning was fun. It was largely his normal amusing retelling of everything on this thread, and Aaron's.

It starts with coverage of Aaron's plea, intermission for Asian blather, then goes back to Nick at 46:10.

New information??? He was doing deep commentary on this chat:

At 48:40 Meme discusses Kayla disappearing for 7-8 hours at a time. It seems that Meme is recalling memories of Nick's stories. Meme is a long-time former fan. He says, "She absolutely did cheat on him. Even before. Even before." I believe him, and vaguely recall similar stories from Nick. (This will surprise absolutely nobody. I just found it interesting.)

 

[Mr. Manchester]

"She absolutely did cheat on him. Even before. Even before."

If it's even before than I wonder if Nick Rekieta's Cuckold Adventure™ was all spurred on as a way to even out him getting cheated on. In Nick's head he might have thought that if he opens up the marriage than the cheating never really was cheating in the first place. If that's the case than... lol.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I support anything that makes Nick seethe, Aaron makes Nick seethe. I don't really give a fuck about Aaron, I'm neutral on him, he's a cuckold faggot loser Like Nick but he's not nearly as self destructive, he's just stupid. I think this is an Eric July situation with Aaron where his alogs (or at least one of them) is more interesting than the lolcow, Melton is a fat despicable Paedophile and probably the worst person in this entire sektur/dabbleverse clusterfuck. In the end Aaron has his detractors and farmers and that's fine, I'm just not one of them, I find him too boring.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In the end Aaron has his detractors and farmers and that's fine, I'm just not one of them, I find him too boring.

This. I’d add that Aaron — in stark contrast with Faggot Nick — either has a thick skin or is good at pretending that he does. That goes a long way with some people, myself included. There are too many truly reprehensible people in the world (and hell, just on this site) for me to get the same level of disgusted with everyone with whom I can find fault.

 

[Captain Manning]

Hey. At some point, I said "Cog is boring but he's not a bad guy because he's able to do neutral interviews".
Johnny called out Smellington for his nasty non-bathing and also Donga, despite being on good terms with them.

That's what I remember most about Cog. The Donga stuff. He was actually a pretty decent listen circa 2019.

Admittedly, I don't follow him that closely, so maybe he's a bigger bastard than I have been led to believe.

My point is, I personally wouldn't sneeze at anyone who just makes the simple observation that they think Ralph as worse than Cog. Again, unless I am missing something. Which perhaps I am. It's okay to look at things from a relative perspective.

Similarly, I can not, for the life of me, see how Aaron has done anything as bad as Nick.

Also, even Cog got an accidental W of sorts in the Balldosphere, and people seem to forget that. It was his mirror of the cokestream that the government used. Backwards Internet watermarks are now a meme in the Balldoverse. Very unexpected twist.

Everybody seems to win against Nick. Even Brianna Wu legit got to dunk on Nick's dumb ass. Such is the gargantuan faggotry of Nick.

So does this mean that Aaron gets to keep the nudes for his own personal use? I mean, he paid the fine right? And they were taken consensually.

I think he deleted them. I know Geno and Keanu said they did.

 

[waffle]

He's not. I think the Aaron Dean trial proved that. He was also, IIRC, defensive of Amber Gyger.

Branca has one thing: He licks police boot. Which is ironic considering Nick has accused all of his critics of doing the same. He licks police boot more than even many police YouTubers do. Like Donut Operator.

The only time I have seen Branca get something right was "acorn cop," and that's because that situation was so absurd that he'd have to be as brain damaged as Nick to think that was justified

I think he'd be a good expert for a case on the East Coast, but he doesn't understand (or just lies to sell product) that the self defense question is not nearly as 50 state uniform as he makes it out to be. Particularly, the case law and community standards of what's considered reasonable and proportional are in reality highly variable. He seems to have little to no understanding of the Midwest/Appalachia/Upper-South. He does atleast error on the side of staying out of trouble, although I've seen him act like you're risking the death penalty for things that in my area you'd probably get questioned at the scene and released with no charges on.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It's not from the company side. Only myself, the owner, and President of Operations has the file. It came from my Google drive. The copies they have are physical copies. I have the digital

So what this is for you, not so much for us as it would require us to take you by your word, is a solid admission of a real document in Melton's hands that was only accessible through your google drive.

That means you have admissions from both Nick and Melton for having access to real files that were only available through your accounts. What a Jackpot.
Nick really is his own biggest enemy.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

So what this is for you, not so much for us as it would require us to take you by your word, is a solid admission of a real document in Melton's hands that was only accessible through your google drive.

That means you have admissions from both Nick and Melton for having access to real files that were only available through your accounts. What a Jackpot.
Nick really is his own biggest enemy.

Nick spilled the beans a couple of days after his last test. In other words, he was drunk as a skunk. Something Nick said after in a stream, along the lines of "People should check what happened there" is him hinting that the access was somehow okay, because the password was saved. No doubt panicked when real lawyers corrected his view.

The only reason I stick around here is in anticipation of new charges. Nick is so ridiculously boring.