💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%

  • Total voters
    696
He'll need to speak to his counsel - Is that not awkwardly circumventing probation by allowing others to disseminate data involving Kayla?

He definitely should clear it with his lawyer, though I think a lawyer would advise against it, whether doing so is legal or not. The risk is just too high. But since Nick's part is supposed to be very long, there's a good chance it might be juicy even with mentions of Kayla excised.
 
Sorry I'm retarded. Are these people sending Aaron money? I get they're trying to make him mention Kayla..but they're sending him money? He should see how long he can collect from these retards without getting himself into trouble.
They’re sending Kevin Brennan the money. KB is one of the few who pays his guests either an agreed flat rate or splits the net with them evenly. Aaron was an impromptu invite so he’ll get a cut. Yes, Aaron will benefit from their retarded chimpouts.

Aaron left (he said to walk his dog and give SP attention) and there have been lots of SCs like this coming in from the Balldo riders:

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Nick and Melton disciples are so fucking invested in Aaron going to jail.
 
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Sorry I'm retarded. Are these people sending Aaron money? I get they're trying to make him mention Kayla..but they're sending him money? He should see how long he can collect from these retards without getting himself into trouble.
They're technically paying Kevin Brennan, but they want to make things bad by mentioning Kayla on stream. (Although Kevin typically pays guests, so indirectly paying the Toe..)
Edit: Ninja'd, whatever.
 
They're technically paying Kevin Brennan, but they want to make things bad by mentioning Kayla on stream.
There was A LOT of fuckery fueled by Melton & Co. - MULTIPLE Dabbleverse snipes inspiring their viewers to send in Superchats to Brennan to get Kayla mentioned to get Aaron to fuck up. Kayla WAS mentioned while Aaron was on stream.

Aaron tried to duck the screen until he couldn't, and eventually left. I don't think Stearns County will give a shit... but, oof, flying close to the sun.
 
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Disclaimer: This image is AI-generated art. The likeness of any individual depicted in "One (1) Kayla Nude Unit", whether described as "cuckquean", "junkie" or otherwise, is purely coincidental and relates to no living person.
That honestly looks more like Hila Klein than Kayla Rekieta

Edit to avoid double posting: I wonder how obliterated Nick is right now. This may fuck up his ability to get clean before his probation starts.
 
Aaron said he took the pic on MLC today. There was no indication of consent or lack thereof.
This seems to pose more questions than answers. If Aaron took the picture and Kayla was posing for it, did it actually end up in the Signal group chat with the 4 of them? Why was all of the talk about the Signal chat relevant?

If Aaron did send that photo to the Signal chat... why did that happen? Was Aaron sending that for Nick to see and know that Aaron was about to fuck his wife?

This is getting to an excessive level of cuckoldry.

Who the fuck thinks Aaron is "some kind of king?" I mean do you have any names?
There are users who bite so hard on every retarded lie that Aaron comes up with that if they put all of their fell for it again awards on they would look more ridiculous than the average septuagenarian Soviet general.

Aaron should finally get that no-contact order for Nick and Melton and move the fuck on.
That would be good for his family, but bad for business. What option do you expect he will choose?

Aaron is funny because he has a Mr. Magoo like ability to be completely retarded and yet have everything fall into place in his favor while causing Nick to tard rage with minimal effort. People here don't like Aaron. They like the results he somehow produces.
Okay. But that's what many of the Melton fans say, that it's not that Nick is a good person, it's that he makes Aaron flip out. That duality is my point.
 
If Aaron took the picture and Kayla was posing for it, did it actually end up in the Signal group chat with the 4 of them? Why was all of the talk about the Signal chat relevant?
It wasn't relevant. If you remember, the Qover couldn't find the described photo in their Signal chat and thus weren't able to provide it to law enforcement. Keanu said months ago that Aaron took the photo.
 
This seems to pose more questions than answers. If Aaron took the picture and Kayla was posing for it, did it actually end up in the Signal group chat with the 4 of them? Why was all of the talk about the Signal chat relevant?

If Aaron did send that photo to the Signal chat... why did that happen? Was Aaron sending that for Nick to see and know that Aaron was about to fuck his wife?

This is getting to an excessive level of cuckoldry.
According to Aaron not only did he take the photo, he took it LIVE ON STREAM. If he's telling the truth the stream in question took place around Jan - Feb 2024.
(timestamped to relevant part)
 
According to Aaron not only did he take the photo, he took it LIVE ON STREAM. If he's telling the truth the stream in question took place around Jan - Feb 2024.
(timestamped to relevant part)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lRsL1TQ4KQc:504
Aaron is dumb. If his lawyer really said they can win it without Geno and Keanu, this is a fuck up. It's not about 50 dollars. It's about the revenge porn record and how it impacts job prospects. Just like how Aaron didn't think pleading guilty to an TRO violation would ever impact him, it did when it derailed his boxing stuff.

Yes, there is something nice about hearing someone admit they fucked up and that clip makes Aaron seem likeable and humble, but it's still a fuckup.
 
Is it me or did the pretty antisocial holes come out of nowhere?
From the Farm's perspective, nearly everybody in the Dabbleverse came out of nowhere. Yeah, there's Stuttering John and Redbar threads, but they're low traffic. Nick introduced the site to the rest.

It's one of the many bad things Nick has done: Inflicting these people upon us.

If you believe Aaron on that you could argue he is actually the worst of the whole gaggle of retards in a lot of ways.
In no fucking universe is Aaron worse than Rekieta. At this point, in order for that to be true, Aaron would practically have to eat a live human baby on stream (or, IOW, @TherapyMan's most recent post is pretty much spot on).

Imagine if the Ralph subforum was filled with people who fiercely defended Cog at every turn, spammed Ralph threads with how funny Cog was that day, unironically defended all of his stupid lies, etc.
Nobody should ever white-knight Cog.

However, THAT SAID, it's not out of line to say that Ralph is worse than Cog. At least I don't think so. Same deal with Nick vs Aaron.

However, Nick has taken this as a victory!
Nick is delusional.

Nick said they have him dead to rights on the felony.

Aaron has plead guilty to a gross misdemeanor, whereas Nick has plead guilty to a felony.

Aaron has objectively come out of this with less consequences. This is absolutely an Aaron W. Nick takes another L.

Also, I would like to point out @Potentially Criminal was right again.

Also, also, I won my bet. I don't have to change my username to "Lieutenant Manning."

$50 fine (KNU) confirmed by Aaron.
Hahahahaha!

Oh God, please... PLEASE... let that it all be true.

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Kayla Rekieta cannot receive restitution due to Aaron's plea. No legal fees. No ability to sue Aaron civilly.
Nick must be furious that he can't re-coup losses for his cuckold reputation via Kayla suing Aaron. Hilarious.
Fatrick is on assmad relentless cope-session, clearly Nick fed him the idea Aaron would be getting a felony and a new civil suit. Now he's repeatedly asking how is it fair for Kayla being unable to sue him.
IT'S TRUE!!!!!!

LOL! $50 fine!

Son of a bitch! Aaron, you glorious bastard! You weren't lying! This is hilarious!

Was it worth it Nick? Was any of it worth it?
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Of course it’s a victory. He humiliated himself and his wife. He’s pouring a drink and sitting in his goon chamber waiting for the updated KNU to shame his wife over

“Kayla your body is so damaged your KNU dropped” 🥃:really:
When he does this he reminds me so much of Ralph. He loses terribly and just goes "NUH-UH" when the internet laughs at him. It's a way of coping when something goes badly for you and you don't want to admit it.

Nick Rekieta wanted to be Mister Metokur but he ended up following in the footsteps of ETHAN OLIVER RALPH
 
According to Aaron not only did he take the photo, he took it LIVE ON STREAM. If he's telling the truth the stream in question took place around Jan - Feb 2024.
(timestamped to relevant part)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lRsL1TQ4KQc:504
Great catch. I briefly scrubbed through Stevie Lew's appearances on STMS, and nothing came up for those months. I assume Aaron deleted the stream, or Lew appears in Jan-Feb, but it's not in the title or the description. I don't have the patience to wade through all of his streams in those months to find it.

What's funnier is that Aaron was obsessive about going home for his streams (save one). This means Kayla was in his home when he took the pic WHILE STREAMING.

Nice work, Kayla. You were prancing around nearly naked off-screen while Aaron was working, and he then took a pic. Lovely.
Edit: Tagging @Not Who You Think because it seems relevant to Kayla's thread.
 
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I finally got around to finding free anonymous hosting for the Rekieta family tree reports in Web format that the GRAMPS (Genealogical Research and Analysis Management Programming System) software produces.

Every time someone asks when some Rekieta clan member is born or how some cousin or niece is related please feel free to direct him to http://balldo.kesug.com/

GRAMPS exports two primary Web reports of data - one is just a bunch of data reports, and one is an interactive family tree. I threw up a retardedly basic homepage on this site to direct you to each of those.

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When I'm not as lazy I'll flesh-out this homepage with more guidance and information.

If you find any faults in the data please let me know here.

I didn't scrutinize the AUP, so I don't know if they'll take this down for some reason. I think that, barring reports, the size and activity of the Web site will be too small for them to notice.

I used InfinityFree.
 
Kayla Rekieta cannot receive restitution due to Aaron's plea. No legal fees. No ability to sue Aaron civilly.
What? No. It just means he isn't required to pay restitution as part of the plea agreement. How could a plea agreement with Aaron impact Kayla's ability to sue civilly?

Aaron has plead guilty to a gross misdemeanor, whereas Nick has plead guilty to a felony.

Aaron has objectively come out of this with less consequences. This is absolutely an Aaron W. Nick takes another L.
Technically, Nick's is deferred so his record goes away if he manages to stay sober during his probation. Which is a tall order and he probably won't, in my opinion.

That said, neither of these two cuckolds won anything. Nick and Aaron both lost. They humiliated themselves, got confirmed by the courts to be cuckolds, and pleaded guilty to crimes.

The outcomes for both Nick and Aaron reveal that it is a bad idea to be in a drug-fueled polycule and an even worse idea when you are a streamer regularly broadcasting your life on the Internet, as both of them do.

However, THAT SAID, it's not out of line to say that Ralph is worse than Cog. At least I don't think so. Same deal with Nick vs Aaron.
I'm not so sure based on what Cog's brothers have said about him!
 
There are users who bite so hard on every retarded lie that Aaron comes up with that if they put all of their fell for it again awards on they would look more ridiculous than the average septuagenarian Soviet general.
Sure, you should take everything with a grain of salt, but...

I got be real with you here: You have picked the WEIRDEST possible time to come in here and make this argument again.

To be perfectly honest, I spent this last month worried that Aaron might actually be full of shit about the plea deal he claimed, and that the celebration and $50 memes were premature. That everybody laughing about it might have egg on their face, or Aaron would find some way to fuck it up.

Nope. He came through. He was telling the truth all along.

Right now, and for a while now, I would say he lies way less than Nick does. Not that that's some profound accomplishment. Nick lies whenever he's breathing.

The outcomes for both Nick and Aaron reveal that it is a bad idea to be in a drug-fueled polycule and an even worse idea when you are a streamer regularly broadcasting your life on the Internet, as both of them do.
This I agree with.
 
Right now, and for a while now, I would say he lies way less than Nick does. Not that that's some profound accomplishment. Nick lies whenever he's breathing.

Nick has lied so much about what he was adamant about in the past that now I am even anxious about what all the "maps belong on the wall" performance could mean.

Even after his getting busted I dismissed that notion, but, over time, I realize that I can't anymore.
 
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