💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[soulless guarantee]

And thanks to his orange mud idol, it'll soon be $110. What is Jack going to do without his garbage Far East products?

If his Chinesium crap goes up in price, he's just going to think it's more expensive because it's better quality than before.

 

[p1138]

Why is there even a random fucking dog on that literally-designed-in-MSpaint thumbnail.

Fatty went through an entire phase of putting random AI animal pictures in his thumbnails on both channels, failing to realize that it seems to imply that the food may be dog or cat meat. I don't believe he ever addressed why he thought it was a good idea.

 

[AltisticRight]

Wonder how much Jack paid for it. I'm guessing upwards of $50.

And ofc that crispy 2 month wait time for dropshipped items

Those ORANGE HITLER tariffs have gone WILD.
A tariff of 2000% has been imposed!
(Relax this was about a $2.5 piece of junk being sold for $50 lol)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Those ORANGE HITLER tariffs have gone WILD.
A tariff of 2000% has been imposed!

Fatty would blame it on Biden or AOC or DEI or something equally retarded

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Conspiracy Jack is making another appearance on Twatter.


Ever notice that anyone who reposts this meme never talks about which conspiracies they were "right" about? Jack certainly doesn't know either.


Is Jack officially a 9/11 troooother?


Jack once again artfully dodging the questions and facts as gracefully as a 400lb panda bear on ice.

 

[Barsik]

Fatty is still LYING that he only has “one bite” on these Fat on the Gos. So yes one bite on each of those PUFAmaxxed slop.

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One bite for Tammy maybe. Who the fuck is he kidding with this post. He really thinks people buy that blatant lie? They order all that food and he just takes 1 bite out of each? And then what, Tammy eats the rest? Goddamn she must eat a lot

 

[biggacracka]

They order all that food and he just takes 1 bite out of each? And then what, Tammy eats the rest?

He gives his half eaten leftovers to the homeless
(This is his official stance on it)
We all know he really eats it all and probably orders second helpings though, but I think he "donates" leftovers as a tax break

 

[Tingle]

Would love to see the reactions of other patrons as he took full flash photos of his plates.

Fatty's been pretending cooking is his career for over a decade and he still doesn't know how to take a half decent picture of food. It's like his very presence makes everything else disgusting by association.

He gives his half eaten leftovers to the homeless
(This is his official stance on it)
We all know he really eats it all and probably orders second helpings though, but I think he "donates" leftovers as a tax break

Donating anything Jack's fat tongue has come into contact with should be a criminal offense. Not like he could since most charities don't accept leftover food for safety reasons anyway.

 

[Super Hans v2]

He gives his half eaten leftovers to the homeless
(This is his official stance on it)
We all know he really eats it all and probably orders second helpings though, but I think he "donates" leftovers as a tax break

If Jack ever stops bullshitting just once, I'd want it to be that one time. Jack filming himself pelting a homeless person shooting skag with a half eaten burger while TamHam drives by would be fucking kino.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack uses Looney Tunes logic to dictate immigration policy




"SHUGAR BAD, MEAT GUD"



"ENERGY DRINKS GAVE ME STROKE!"



"TRUMP IS PLAYING 5D CHESS" and he even repeated one of these points to a grifting sex pest





Engagement bait



Whining about Apple again

Conspiracy Jack is making another appearance on Twatter.

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Ever notice that anyone who reposts this meme never talks about which conspiracies they were "right" about? Jack certainly doesn't know either.

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Is Jack officially a 9/11 troooother?

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Jack once again artfully dodging the questions and facts as gracefully as a 400lb panda bear on ice.

Jack answers but is so vauge about it



Like all these things have broad conspiracies for them from fucking Lizard People causing 9/11 to Bush letting it happen

Also given your last conspiracy was that Gene Hackman was murdered when it was proven that he died of more natural causes, you're fucking stupid, Jack

 

[AltisticRight]

"TRUMP IS PLAYING 5D CHESS" and he even repeated one of these points to a grifting sex pest

Mark this because he's going to bitch about the cost during his next piece of trash cheap gadge review.

 

[Tiresome]

It's far past time for Lardo to have his next stroke. God should send it down every time Fatty gets TOO smug about anything.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Mark this because he's going to bitch about the cost during his next piece of trash cheap gadge review.

I know a few pages back I posted how he bitched about how companies should be absorbing the tariffs and not consumers, which shows that his cope for expenses are companies being too greedy.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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He’s going to bake it in Dr Pepper

REZBEE LIDURALLY SAYZ BAYGING ZODA GAIZ THE AUTHOR IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT!

Jesus Christ Jack... well, at least he's standing. After catching up on the last several hundred pages I was thoroughly convinced he had lost that ability. Also, that all you can eat Chinese buffet food is mid at best, who the hell wants to hear a review about that? Also, that food is dressed a little too neatly on those plates, clearly done (by Tammy?) for the sake of the photos which still look awful anyways. Most people that go to mid-tier buffets just slap everything onto one plate, maybe two.

OT: His physique reminds me of James Hanzey, a disgraced former chief of police, who also has the physique of a snowman. He and Jack are both literal beanbags with arms, both are incompetent manchildren, and as fate would have it, both have a disability on their right arm. However, James's disability is simply an amputated ring finger; other than that, the right side of his body is still functional.

Spoiler: James Hanzey

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sL2HBGe9ZjM

The interrogation of James is fascinating in and of itself even if it's only 2 hours of a stationary camera recording three people at a table going over time sheets, professional accountability (or SEVERE lack thereof), and accountability. James's physique and painfully awkward weeble wobbling to worm his way out of explaining his department's incompetence is just icing on the cake.

If you're a fan of police interrogations or true crime in general, give it a watch or listen. It makes for great background noise while doing other stuff. Several other members of the Buckeye police department were interrogated in this fashion and it's a small rabbit hole that's actually pretty entertaining/alarming.

 

[Super Hans v2]

It's far past time for Lardo to have his next stroke. God should send it down every time Fatty gets TOO smug about anything.

Counting microstrokes, next would be number seven. Being biblical, surely that would the one to end it; after all, He only gave the Jews three.

 

[AnOminous]

No hibachi place should be bicarbing (baking soda) their meat. It alters the flavor and gives it a spongy texture. It's for cheap Chinese take-out joints or people such as myself trying to recreate the Chinese take-out joint flavor at home.

This is why I also always have MSG even though there are "better" ways of getting the same results. I always have tons of savory (muh "umami") around, like Worcestershire, fish sauce (multiple kinds), anchovy paste, Vegemite (severely underrated), soy sauce (light and dark), tamari, dashi, mushrooms, I've sort of become a hoarder.

But just pure MSG? There's really no substitute if you really want that strip mall takeout taste, which I do sometimes.

Conspiracy Jack is making another appearance on Twatter.

When I first saw this pfp, where Jack looks like the obviously brain-damaged stroked-out retard he is, I thought it was some kind of parody someone made of him to make him look like a retard.

Instead, it's actually the pfp he CHOSE, where his jaw is slack, he's practically drooling, his eyes are completely empty of anything but retardation. He PICKED that retard picture as his pfp.

 

[p1138]

"SHUGAR BAD, MEAT GUD"

This fucking guy, who can't go a week without going through at least a pound of sugar substitute, in addition to caking on sugar onto anything he cooks with a dry rub candy coating, or bottled sauce that's 50% corn syrup, bitching about people using sugar in recipes?

 

[AnOminous]

This fucking guy, who can't go a week without going through at least a pound of sugar substitute, in addition to caking on sugar onto anything he cooks with a dry rub candy coating, or bottled sauce that's 50% corn syrup, bitching about people using sugar in recipes?

He's literally a retard too dumb to understand what his "carnivoar" or "keeeeeeeeeeeto" diets even mean.

No matter what gay fad diet he claims to be doing, he's just going to eat exactly the same shit he always eats. And that's fat, grease, gud meats, heavy carb-laden sauces mostly made of sugar, breaded shit, whatever.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If his Chinesium crap goes up in price, he's just going to think it's more expensive because it's better quality than before.

He is totally the type that thinks, "more expensive means it's better".

Is Jack officially a 9/11 troooother?

If Charles or his pastor are then yes he is as well.

"TRUMP IS PLAYING 5D CHESS" and he even repeated one of these points to a grifting sex pest

And it's not like Fatty knows how to play chess either so checkers is more his speed.

Does that make him a Democrat?

I know a few pages back I posted how he bitched about how companies should be absorbing the tariffs and not consumers, which shows that his cope for expenses are companies being too greedy.

A lot of companies will do that if they think the tariffs won't last long as they don't want to pass it on to the customer. But long term? They don't give a fuck so long as they still make money in the process.

 

[densedance]

Fatty's been pretending cooking is his career for over a decade and he still doesn't know how to take a half decent picture of food. It's like his very presence makes everything else disgusting by association.

Yeah honestly if I would run a Youtube Chanel with the amounth of Subscribers he has, I would feel absolute ashamed to use AI generated pictures of whatever dish he's presenting in the video. For fucks sake, for a narcissistic guy as he is, I would feel absolutely bamboozled to do this.