💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The only way Kayla wouldn't be there is if she stayed in the motel room watching star trek zonked out on pills

Vito said in the BPITU published this weekend that Dick's wedding was "Black Tie with a bit of flair", to which Dick said Marie put that in. I'm guessing Kayla's fox ears were her "bit of flair" for the wedding.

Whether the thrill of the hunt was enough to get Kayla out of bed for the wedding, I think it's likely she at least made the trip out west.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Whether the thrill of the hunt was enough to get Kayla out of bed for the wedding, I think it's likely she at least made the trip out west.

Plenty of bachelors around, and Nick was busy telling everyone who could not run fast enough about the Balldo.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Plenty of bachelors around, and Nick was busy telling everyone who could not run fast enough about the Balldo.

Maybe it didn't get noticed in the thread, but Nick at the very least wouldn't shut up to Vito about how the cops took his kids away, while VERY VERY drunk. Which Nick had just talked about the day before on the Dick Show. So.... in that case, the balldo would like have been a welcome change of topic.

 

[Strix454]

I'm presuming this was taken in LA and not MN. If someone can prove me wrong by triangulating the trim to prove it's the Grand Wolf Lodge- hey, go for it. My guess is some AirBnB near the Barbie Dream Mansion.

The photos taken in the message announcing they were off to other adventures were at Great Wolf Lodge. If you look at the room description pictures for Great Wolf Lodge in Bloomington MN, its clearly a room there by all the features.

But Great Wolf Lodge is just down the road a few miles from the main airport in the area. Its a good match for where you would park the kids with lets say the grandparents if you were going to go out of town for a couple days.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dick's wedding was "Black Tie with a bit of flair"

And Nick wore a hideous period blood colored shirt and Goodwill tie from 1987.

 

[Vibralldo]

The photos taken in the message announcing they were off to other adventures were at Great Wolf Lodge. If you look at the room description pictures for Great Wolf Lodge in Bloomington MN, its clearly a room there by all the features.

But Great Wolf Lodge is just down the road a few miles from the main airport in the area. Its a good match for where you would park the kids with lets say the grandparents if you were going to go out of town for a couple days.

Nick: "Me and Kayla are going to LA for Dick's wedding so we can drink, do drugs, and complain about the police, can you look after the kids?"

Grandparent: "Nick, you really need to be in your kids' lives, they're struggling."

Nick: "Jeez, you're suffocating! I'll take them to a waterpark or something! Then will you shut up?"

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

And Nick wore a hideous period blood colored shirt and Goodwill tie from 1987.

He can only afford Goodwill now. Lawyers, fines, mortgages, those all take their toll on the budget. Oh, forgot the cocaine. Nick wouldn't dare forget the cocaine.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

And Nick wore a hideous period blood colored shirt and Goodwill tie from 1987.

Melty noted Nick likes maroon (I posit because he IS a maroon). I'd like to go further and suggest that ugly maroon shirt is apparently his only dress shirt.

Maroon. He likes that color.

Gentlemen, do not wear maroon unless you're Indian or Black. The same goes for muddy yellow. No white-ish person looks good in those colors. Ever.

Note the white color collar interior (stand), the lack of buttons on the collar (common these days). Now it's possible Nick has a closet floor full of maroon dress shirts, but I find it more likely the other dress clothes he had at one point are ruined or lost. Yes, the color varies between photos, but so does Nick's skin- this is likely a mix of lighting and filters throwing the shade of red off. This is Nick's only dress shirt.

Sad. Pathetic.

 

[waffle]

Planting my flag. I thing after sentencing we're going to see a full court press of Nick retardation/streaming. I think he's feeling pressure to produce as much income and goodwill as possible to try and make the lawsuit work out and regain some clout from that. It's basically his last chance and I think he's working him self up.

I think he may kill him self if it's another embarrassing defeat, I feel like he's on his last leg so far as being able to live under the massive pile of L's

 

[Bean Sidhe]

Note the white color collar interior (stand), the lack of buttons on the collar (common these days). Now it's possible Nick has a closet floor full of maroon dress shirts, but I find it more likely the other dress clothes he had at one point are ruined or lost. Yes, the color varies between photos, but so does Nick's skin- this is likely a mix of lighting and filters throwing the shade of red off. This is Nick's only dress shirt.

Sad. Pathetic.

Sartorial shittiness aside, he honestly looks TERRIBLE, as if he hasn't showered in days. Or something. He also looks skelly again, so I assume he is using/abusing substances again. (I know we speculated about that, but it is kind of rubbing our noses in it.) I can't believe he went to his e-daddy's wedding (A wedding, FFS!) literally looking like a bum off the street.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Sartorial shittiness aside, he honestly looks TERRIBLE, as if he hasn't showered in days. Or something. He also looks skelly again, so I assume he is using/abusing substances again. (I know we speculated about that, but it is kind of rubbing our noses in it.) I can't believe he went to his e-daddy's wedding (A wedding, FFS!) literally looking like a bum off the street.

Mr Timn: "Cuz I ain't showered in weeks..." Here is to the hope it ends like a MR Timn video.. Baldo hit by a car.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Wa…Wait what do you mean “Joke”?

We love our Fapcop, our whore enforcement.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick shows up at a man's wedding looking like the dealer in the bathroom of a dive bar (which is actually possible). He looks like the guy who's trying to sell you on some shady investment that him and his buddies are doing. Some lame pyramid scheme shit.
Imagine being at this wedding's bar (no free drinks because Juju is a tight-fisted bitch) and this loser drunkenly walks up to you and tells you all his cuckold woes while his wife is looking for the exit.

 

[AltisticRight]

He can only afford Goodwill now. Lawyers, fines, mortgages, those all take their toll on the budget. Oh, forgot the cocaine. Nick wouldn't dare forget the cocaine.

Maybe he dug to the deepest depths because his debit card kept getting DECLINED DECLINED DECLINED for those $15 ties.
Sad.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick shows up at a man's wedding looking like the dealer in the bathroom of a dive bar (which is actually possible). He looks like the guy who's trying to sell you on some shady investment that him and his buddies are doing. Some lame pyramid scheme shit.
Imagine being at this wedding's bar (no free drinks because Juju is a tight-fisted bitch) and this loser drunkenly walks up to you and tells you all his cuckold woes while his wife is looking for the exit.

I post this to the meme thread

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Who doesn't love a wedding?

But can you just imagine being at this wedding? The stank? LA is a hellhole, but this must have been a singularity of awful.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nick, remember when you did a show with Kash Patel? The future director of the FBI? Alex Jones? How you had enough fans who got your ass back on YouTube, a rarity? Remember making actual money?

Now everyone knows you as the guy who gave coke to his daughter, a walking disaster that sane people jumped ship on a long time ago. Literally everyone around you has found their own success, with the “Rekieta bump” being a punchline to a drug joke.

How embarrassing!

It still amazes me that when I look back at how close Nick was to being something more than a Youtube channel. I've said it before but I genuinely think he had a future as a talking head on cable news, either as a villain on CNN or a panelist on FOX. Destiny is able to dip his toes in those waters so I don't see why Nick wouldn't have been able to.

Then he talked to Kyle Rittenhouse about dickgirls and that door started to close, he then boarded up that door and moved a big boulder in front of it before demolishing the building when his daughter tested positive for cocaine.

 

[Vibralldo]

It still amazes me that when I look back at how close Nick was to being something more than a Youtube channel. I've said it before but I genuinely think he had a future as a talking head on cable news, either as a villain on CNN or a panelist on FOX. Destiny is able to dip his toes in those waters so I don't see why Nick wouldn't have been able to.

Then he talked to Kyle Rittenhouse about dickgirls and that door started to close, he then boarded up that door and moved a big boulder in front of it before demolishing the building when his daughter tested positive for cocaine.

Nick literally saw the possibility of mainstream success, tens of millions of dollars, book deals, a recurring spot on the cable news as an expert, a dream life on easy street and said "I'd rather be a broke drug addict that constantly complains about his ex boyfriend and gives his daughter cocaine that everyone hates."

THAT'S why Nick is the greatest lolcow of all time. He willingly rejected a perfect life so he could be a broke drug addict loser because he's a spoiled retarded child in a man's body.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I've said it before but I genuinely think he had a future as a talking head on cable news, either as a villain on CNN or a panelist on FOX. Destiny is able to dip his toes in those waters so I don't see why Nick wouldn't have been able to.

It only appeared that he would have been able to do any of that.

In reality, he was never capable. His basic personality conflicts keep him trapped in his own hell.

 

[Harm]

THAT'S why Nick is the greatest lolcow of all time. He willingly rejected a perfect life so he could be a broke drug addict loser because he's a spoiled retarded child in a man's body.

Well said.

Some people approach greatness and experience impostor syndrome, whereas Nick was simply an impostor approaching greatness who crumbled under (very little) pressure.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It only appeared that he would have been able to do any of that.

In reality, he was never capable. His basic personality conflicts keep him trapped in his own hell.

I think if he could have maintained Nick Rekieta from 5 years ago he would have been fine, but he got hit with the biggest midlife crisis I have ever seen. It was so bad that I think he would have been better off trooning out if it meant he stayed away from cuckoldry and cocaine. I mean, it's Nick so he just would have combined all of those things, but still.