💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Chazzed Up said:
He's bi in the same way Freddie Mercury was bi. Freddie had sex with women too and was notoriously down to fuck anyone. But he strongly preferred men sexually.
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Balldohemian Rhapsody

I see a skelly silhouetto of a man
I'm a douche, I'm a douche, and I blew a Mandingo 🇯🇲
Nitrous, coke and wife-ning, trust fund cash is tightening me!
Gay-lileo (Gay-lileo), Gay-lileo (Gay-lileo), Gay-lileo figaro fag-nifico,
I'm just a poor boy, nobody likes me
(He's just poor dad, gave his kid nose candy, Spare him his life he's a monstrosity)
Easy come, easy go, second house and blow
Aaron - ah no, I will not let you go (let me go!)
April - ah no, I will not let you go (let me go!)
Josh Moon - ah no, I will not let you go (let me go!)
Will not let you go (let me go!), Will not let you go (let me go!), Will not let you go (never never let you go)
No no no no no no no
Oh Hackamania, hackamania
Hackamania let me go
Pedo Melton has a snaking put aside for me...for me...for MEEEEEE

So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye?
So you think you can lick me and leave me so dry?
Oh, Aaron, can't do this to me, Aaron
Just gonna get sued, just gonna get sued outta here

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters,
You're dead to rights on the felony .....
 
Whining about not being able to drink again
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We'll finally meet /r/steeltoeboringshow's greatest legal mind
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daffodils said:
Whining about not being able to drink again
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He still won’t own his shit. And he’s still fixating on Aaron. When Nick dies, whether it be sooner or later, he will be thinking of Aaron as he takes his last breath.

Imagine being mentally and spiritually owned by fucking Steel Toe.
 
3MMA said:
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That’s a throwback. Nicks really suggin’ that hog down.
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His child being exposed to coke is the nail in the coffin but I already really hated Nick for his ability to make activities such as licking bottle necks and sucking sausage tips look even more gay than what comes to mind reading those words. The man is a positive feedback loop of faggotry and between these two types of clips we already know how he fellates men. Disgusting.
 
StannisTheMannis said:
Balldohemian Rhapsody
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Mama
Just blew a man
But a tongue up to his head,
Pulled his trigger, now I'm bred

Mama, wife had just begun
But now I've gone and shown it to Aaron
Mama o-oo-ooh, I never went and lied,
If I'm not back-blown again this time
Tomorrow
Cope and Sneed
Cope and Sneed
As if nothing really matters
 
Solomon Bundy said:
So, let's say Nick did attend Dax's wedding. Did Kayla come with? It's possible she did, and is being kept out of all Internet talk/video.
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Probably, he made that gay post where he said him and Kayla are going somewhere together

LiquidKid said:
Personal theory of mine. Do you think Nick doesn’t stream anymore to personally try and destroy your channel? He clearly considers you his among his greatest enemies
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Nah he already forbids Elissa from clipping his show via false flaggotry
 
So there is at least a 50% chance Kayla went to Dick Masterson's wedding, sitting there mortified thinking of how everyone there sees her as a cheap used up whore, meanwhile her husband is trashed and won't stop performative whining about getting his kids taken away.

We all joke about @Fapcop being a better prospective mate than Nicky Rackets, yet it's 100% true. Then again, a variety of criminals and vagrants would be, too.
 
Solomon Bundy said:
So there is at least a 50% chance Kayla went to Dick Masterson's wedding, sitting there mortified thinking of how everyone there sees her as a cheap used up whore, meanwhile her husband is trashed and won't stop performative whining about getting his kids taken away.

We all joke about @Fapcop being a better prospective mate than Nicky Rackets, yet it's 100% true. Then again, a variety of criminals and vagrants would be, too.
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Wa…Wait what do you mean “Joke”? 😢
 
Solomon Bundy said:
So there is at least a 50% chance Kayla went to Dick Masterson's wedding, sitting there mortified thinking of how everyone there sees her as a cheap used up whore, meanwhile her husband is trashed and won't stop performative whining about getting his kids taken away.
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Kayla was probably glad Nick was occupied so she could hit on Marie’s friends unimpeded by her skelly faggot husband clit-blocking.
 
Solomon Bundy said:
So, let's say Nick did attend Dax's wedding. Did Kayla come with? It's possible she did, and is being kept out of all Internet talk/video.
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There's this photo of them from a day or two before Nick did the first (and probably second) of the Dick podcasts:

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"now the Lady and I are off to...other adventures!"
I'm presuming this was taken in LA and not MN. If someone can prove me wrong by triangulating the trim to prove it's the Grand Wolf Lodge- hey, go for it. My guess is some AirBnB near the Barbie Dream Mansion.

The speculation at the time was fucking around downtown TC, but it now seems like it was a drug fest in LA with Dick and 80sCamGirl. Of course, Nick could have been lying!

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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
The speculation at the time was fucking around downtown TC, but it now seems like it was a drug fest in LA with Dick and 80sCamGirl. Of course, Nick could have been lying!
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The only way Kayla wouldn't be there is if she stayed in the motel room watching star trek zonked out on pills
 
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