💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Melty Butter said:
I noticed that too. When you listen to the entire context of @elb 's clip it's as if Nick is their charity case. Shades of that occurred during Nick's original appearance as well. Dax hates Hackamania. Is he being dragged there to perform?

I'm sure Null and @AltisticRight (author of Dax's excellent OP) would disagree, but I detect some conscience from Dax. He seems a little tired of all of this bullshit after marriage and a kid.
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Dick tossing Nick aside because Marie doesn't feel like he should be around their kids the same way they did to Ralph would be incredibly poetic.

Nick threw away his normie trad family life to live like Dick the wild partying drug and sex addict and Dick would throw Nick away because Nick's a wild partying drug and sex addict and Dick wants to live a normie trad family life.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Gentlemen, do not wear maroon unless you're Indian or Black. The same goes for muddy yellow. No white-ish person looks good in those colors. Ever.
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It absolutely gives off 'funeral director' vibes. How this man came to have such an abhorrently poor taste for art, fashion, and really everything is truly a mystery.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Nick's true sentence is to be cursed to forever cope with the fact that his daughter ingested cocaine and his wife got fucked by Aaron Imholte. Anyone in his life will always question him about it. Its like a punishment by the Ancient Greek pantheon, a Sisyphean task.
With difficulty, Nick can forever roll the ball up the hill; but the ball is the literary representation of being a child-exposing cuckold junkie. He will always have it with him.
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Nick's true victory is to be blessed to forever gloat over the fact that Aaron Imholte ate his GOO! Anyone in his life will always be told about it. It's like kudos by the Ancient Greek pantheon, a Herculean feat.
With ease, Nick can forever recall the glory: the glory of a fellow cuckold eating his GOO! He will always have it with him.

:really:
 
Ice Gun Ninja said:
Rekieta - cuck my live into pieces:
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Nice. A few catchy moments:
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That’s a throwback. Nicks really suggin’ that hog down.
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Straight Outta Wilmar.
Strix454 said:
Juju no longer has to show any respect for Nick. For Juju, Nick is now in the same sort of place where Ralph is.

Juju is just treating Nick with the same contempt he treats all the other animals in his menagerie.
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There’s a bit of that going around. Melton treats Nick similarly nowadays too. Juju demoted Nick to second string whack pack. The Top Cow only calls Nicky when he needs a pathetic wraith to suck up to him on air. Nick did this to himself, he chose to give importance to Juju of all fuckin people, of his own accord. Allows himself to be the butt of all the jokes from Juju & Vaedo. Even Vaedo the paedo gets to get his lumps in as far as Nicks concerned. Fucking low. Ain’t much lower than that.
Father Balldo said:
With ease, Nick can forever recall the glory: the glory of a fellow cuckold eating his GOO! He will always have it with him.
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It’s why Nick’s so angry now too:
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Confessions of a cuckold.
 
Captain Manning said:
We don't know that 100% but, odds are, possibly. He's bisexual.
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He's clearly attracted to men and women

Whenever Nick says something is "funny" or "weird" that means he does it unironically

I.e. "I use sex toys because it makes sex funny" instead of "it's the only way my dick can get hard"
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
How long till Nick is standing in front of Aaron's house high as a kite yelling about Aaron being a cowardly faggot who tasted his goo?
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My prediction is this:

A red Shelby 500 comes crashing through Aaron's living room, and a inebriated and clearly confused man crumples out.

Aaron... AARON! You muthafucka! I won't let you keep your PENIS from me any longer! I NEED IT! YOU BISH!
:really:

*Falls over and passes out.*

Buy a gun Aaron, if you don't already have one.
 
If Nick does decide to attend the fat pedophile's Hackamania in Las Vegas May 9-11 he will do something incredibly stupid to our schadenfreude. Book it!

"Patience is bitter but it's fruit is sweet" Jean-Jacques Rousseau
 
Nick, remember when you did a show with Kash Patel? The future director of the FBI? Alex Jones? How you had enough fans who got your ass back on YouTube, a rarity? Remember making actual money?

Now everyone knows you as the guy who gave coke to his daughter, a walking disaster that sane people jumped ship on a long time ago. Literally everyone around you has found their own success, with the “Rekieta bump” being a punchline to a drug joke.

How embarrassing!
 
Vibralldo said:
He's clearly attracted to men and women
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He's bi in the same way Freddie Mercury was bi. Freddie had sex with women too and was notoriously down to fuck anyone. But he strongly preferred men sexually. It's just my anecdotal experience but both bisexual men and women seem to generally prefer men for longterm relationships. Nick views women as galpals that he may have sex with sometimes to be funny and weird, but all of his pining has been toward men like Dick and Aaron.
 
elb said:
If I recall correctly, the issue was Nick told Josh there was no defamation and he was being sued for saying “Monty probably likes sucking little boy cocks” - Not “Monty likes sucking little boy cocks”

Is anyone else having issues with Kayla’s thread? It’s crashed for me every time I’ve tried to open it
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Personal theory of mine. Do you think Nick doesn’t stream anymore to personally try and destroy your channel? He clearly considers you his among his greatest enemies
 
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