🌟 Internet Famous Blake Tait / Blake Izayoi / @IzayoiBlake / @SakuyaWOTD / Hatsune Blake - Touhou obsessed Canuck madly in love with a fictional maid, (former) Discord Kitten connoisseur, posts photos of plushies online, (fat) e-beggar, harborer of cucks, groomers, and children alike

[1994 Honda Civic]

Things are happening so quickly at once, I'm really getting some value out of posting the things I have in here. It's nothing much but it is honest work at the end of the day.

Now to the rest of the thread and anyone interested in following along, you can also help by paying extra attention to the subjects social media accounts in order to archive as much funny shit as possible when it happens. And for the Discord lurkers, get in with socks before they lock their hubs from any "bad actors." I will not stop you if you choose to but you didn't hear this from me.

I pray that the harvest keeps itself coming, for I have only scratched the surface of what is out there.

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Congratulations on moving to Internet Famous!
I hope Blake and his orbiters play Touhou someday...

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Kinda too late to say that since playing the games, when you disregard the ethics of piracy anyways, is like the easiest thing you can do. Just remember that these people have all the time in the world to get at least one 1CC and afterwards, becomes a habit to activate like you know it on the back of your palm.

The secondary/tertiary mindset does not and never has come from skill level in STGs, as much as 4chan wanted you to believe back then. Once seen acting like a dense faggot, that's what you're going to be.

Someone must have found the Touhou community thread.
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It's only in kind that the community continues to post their "ragebait" just so I have an excuse to sperg out about something that I love. One that I spent the better part of a whole decade lurking around and reading all of the official works back to back to get an idea of what the true answers to some questions could potentially be.

Though I can't always tell who is who from their typing style, I can always assume that it will be someone from the community bitching about this site or other "tourists" looking to cause chaos through shitposting.

While Avillion, or someone associated with him, found out about the Community Watch thread as mentioned in the OP here, I don't think anyone from Blake's polycule knows about the existence of this thread. Guess we will have to wait until @1994 Honda Civic is ready though...

I'm unsure about what you're suggesting. If this is to post the link somewhere in their Discords, you will not catch me doing it. If anything, I highly advise against doing so because I believe they should naturally and eventually come here to defend their perspectives and attempt justifying why looking at yurislop is totally straight and definitely doesn't make you come off as a creepy moron a few months into the HRT.

Give it some time is all that I will ask of the regular lurkers and newcomers around here. BunnyCunny1488 or any of the other LatAMspics or SEAdogs will try to provoke them by posting the link to the thread under their posts. A good tengu news reporter doesn't cause the actions, we only witness them in full!

 

[Stoner Miko]

I'm unsure about what you're suggesting.

This is what I am referring to:

The Community Watch thread even got a shoutout regarding a post made back in September leaking private xeets from Blake.

Honestly though, I hope they find it as late as possible so that the lols we milk out of the cows can be as tasty as possible. Nothing will come out of the Deletion of Fucking Everything, so cowtipping is ill-advised right now, even with the OP (almost) complete.

 

[Speedrunner]

Honestly though, I hope they find it as late as possible so that the lols we milk out of the cows can be as tasty as possible. Nothing will come out of the Deletion of Fucking Everything, so cowtipping is ill-advised right now, even with the OP (almost) complete.

He has already been cowtipped before (remember @Gypsy Horse?), and I do remember seeing people mention the threads on both his server and his private xitter (I can't find the image of his server members mentioning the thread, can one of you send the link of the post containing it to me? I would greatly appreciate it). I wouldn't be surprised if he did decide to DFE, but Blake doesn't seem like the type of person to do that.

Speaking of his private xitter, if anyone has access to it can you check if he's mentioned that the thread got out of PG? I feel like it would be better to know if he's fully aware of everything that goes on here.

 

[Brap God]

Blake is a ginger faggot and the png he is obsessed with will never have sex with him.

 

[1994 Honda Civic]

"I go into a thread that is filled with autists sperging about another autist on the agricultural New Zealand forums and I don't like it. The official games and manga that's not sexualized? An uninformed person could very well call it weeb goonbait so change it now if you're not a Diddy Epstein!"

I don't really see why we should change the 2-paragraph length optional chapter if it runs the risk of some retard mistaking the "gooner weeb magnet" fan made shit with the STGs.

Because that's what your complaint comes down to from how I see it. That you don't like how the Touhou autists are in charge of the thread, has a congregation of similar people here who don't really prefer to see lolicon, troon, or even NSFW content and also interact with the people who consume that.

Like holmes, why is it a surprise to you that we don't want to be associated with those types?

 

[TreatedSilk04]

>Leftfag, tranny worshipper
>Ex-Mikufag
>Switcher
>E-dates and has "discord kittens"
>Uses the franchise he supposedly loves vapidly
>Cult of personality
Everything checks out.

This is like the bingo for the average retarded shitter that not only shits the waifuist community (it's kind of always been shit anyways) but more importantly the community of the source of his """"waifu"""", trying to make it something it's not, this retard would have gotten flamed to hell and back on /Jp/ back in the day, it's rather saddening how you can't gatekeep these insufferable faggots as much as one should.

Great OP and an interesting cow, now the question is when is Blake going to start transitioning, it's only a matter of time.

 

[Speedrunner]

Sorry for derailing the thread, but I found an interesting xitter account that is probably not important to this thread!

Meet our new contender...
@ByakEnjoyer! (I can't seem to archive his xitter, gomenasorry!)

ByakEnjoyer is a 22 year old Greek man who's into Touhou and Call of Duty and is THE #1 GREEK BYAKUREN SIMP and... wait a minute...
A 22 year old from Greece who's into Touhou, used to have a Byakuren profile picture, and is into Call of Duty... must be a coincidence.



Anyways, with that short introduction out of the way, let's take a look at his xitter, shall we?

Spoiler: Haram Quote Xeet

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Ah, he's into that type of content.

Spoiler: Haram Rexeet

Goodness, we may have a porn addict here... I'll just show the rest of his reposts that I decided to screenshot and not add any extra text, after all, there is still so much more I want to show!

Spoiler: Reposts of an Orthodox porn addict

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Wow, look at him posting le cringe Neptunia, thankfully, we have our TRVE & HONEST ARVAN CHUD giving the best advice to the Kiwis on how they shouldn't do Neptunia, am I right?



(O) (A) So sorry, but due to me being a retard, I don't know how to archive the whole discussion, gomenasorry once again!
Doesn't this go against his own religion? Lust is a sin, after all.

Spoiler: Haram Replies

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Looks like this guy has a fetish for obscenely large breasts.

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Look at him, saying that having a relationship with an anime waifu is better than a real relationship, and he's excited for a Sleeping With Sakuya Izayoi update! Thankfully, our TRVE & HONEST ARVAN CHUD would never do that, nonono. See, he's against waifufags, and thinks SWSI is a pointless game where the user does nothing.

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Huh, nothing seems interesting about this, but let's go back a few days.

Both of these were posted on March 31st, 2025? This has to be a coincidence, there's no way both are the same person...

Anyways, here's some of his replies to some highly questionable xeets.

Spoiler: More Haram Replies

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Well, this guy seems like your average porn addict, but what makes him so bad other than being a porn addict? To answer that, let's check who he's following.




Despite following someone who has a grape and train emoji combo in their name (which, if I'm not mistaken, is something lolicons pedophiles use to identify each other), that isn't the main focus for today. It's a specific account that he follows that I decided to check, and I found... lolis.

Spoiler: Oh, the depravity!

This is @_kamu2 (whose profile I will not link, due to the abhorrent content), a xitter artist that does not draw, but rexeets porn. Truly, the best account for an Orthodox to follow. I censored the xeets because I don't want to ruin anyone's day.

Spoiler: Disgusting Haram

She is clothed, but don't you think following someone rexeeting a child's ass is... not the best?

Yuck...

Dude... why do you follow someone who rexeets this type of stuff...

You've probably been wondering for a while. How did I find this xitter account? Well...

Notice that the xeet has either been rexeeted or quoted. I got bored, and decided to see if I could find you.
Why did I do this? I believe everyone here has the right to know more about people who suffer from poor OPSEC.
Am I trying to defame him? No. All I'm doing is showing the hypocrisy and degeneracy of him.

I hope all of you have a lovely day.

Spoiler: For Your Eyes Only

I'm sorry. I know you probably hate me, but I simply found this information and was inclined to post this.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Sorry for derailing the thread, but I found an interesting xitter account that is probably not important to this thread!

Meet our new contender...
@ByakEnjoyer! (I can't seem to archive his xitter, gomenasorry!)

The Council of 2hukiwis summons @Stoner Miko for a response. I fucking hate twitter so fucking bad bros.

 

[Ed Special]

There were quite a few Greek Orthodox Byakurenfags in @Gypsy Horse's discord server (before it just turned into Muslim turd-flinging). For some reason, the Greekoids just seem to like her.

 

[Speedrunner]

There were quite a few Greek Orthodox Byakurenfags in @Gypsy Horse's discord server (before it just turned into Muslim turd-flinging). For some reason, the Greekoids just seem to like her.

Remember, both say they're 22, both have an interest in Touhou and Call of Duty, and both coincidentally managed to respond to the same xeet on the same day. And even if you ignore all of that, remember the rexeet? It was rexeeted on September 19th, and we can tell from the image I linked. Both posts were made on September 19th, and since the symbol is green, it shows that he did rexeet it. There can be an argument on it being a quote, but what would you have to say to "lolicons please do not talk to me" that merits quoting them? Wouldn't it make far more sense to just rexeet it?

Also, I do have an outlandish theory for the whole "responding to the same xeet on the same day" part, but this is just my opinion, and I don't have that much faith in it.

Spoiler: Theory I constructed while being extremely tired.

From looking at Nitter, we can see that the xeet was posted at 6:48AM UTC+0 on March 31st. Due to Greece being 3 hours ahead, it was posted at 9:48AM UTC+3.

When setting Kiwi Farms to UTC+0, specifically Casablanca, as that's the region that's considered the most accurate, you can see that the post was made at 3:14PM UTC+0 on March 31st. Due to the time difference, it was posted at 6:14PM UTC+3.

Now, as we all know, he's quite a busy guy. As he (and correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe some of you) mentioned before, he has many tasks to do in his life.
These tasks can be anything, but, it could be possible that one of these tasks can be a job, or anything that would require someone to be gone for a while.

So what explains this 8 hour, 26 minute gap between the xeet and the post? My theory is that he was busy with work (after all, it was a Monday), and he either replied to the xeet before he got to work, or while he was at work. Sure, being on your phone at work is pretty stupid, but for a reply that small, it's possible he had an opportunity to reply to the xeet. But that still doesn't explain the 8 hour 26 minute gap in between both of them! And regarding that, I believe he made the Kiwi Farms post after work. It's fully possible that he works a typical 9-5 job, and it could take him an hour to go back to his house. However he could've gotten home earlier than 6, then he could've done a task for himself, such as making a meal, showering, etc., log onto the Farms, checked Blake's Xitter for any gemeralds, (these two events are interchangable), then make the post.

There's also another possiblity that he found the xeet by Blake while he was at work. In the following list of the account, you can see the same Kuweenmino that posted the xeet. It's fully possible that the xeet from Blake appeared on his feed while he was at work (it appeared due to him following Kuweenmino), he responded to it while at work, then posted on the Farms after he got back. However, you can see that he's in an incognito window (light theme and English despite previous screenshots from him being in dark mode and Greek), which means he's on a computer, and since Xitter doesn't sort xeets by newest to oldest unless you're logged in, that means that he had the link saved beforehand. With this, you can make a timeline of the xeet and the post.

1. He went to complete a task, most likely work.
2a. He found the xeet and posted a response. 2b. He found Blake's xeet and posted a response to the one he was quoting. During this, he saved the link to Blake's xeet.
3. He gets back from work, and does basic tasks.
4a. He looks through the quotes to the xeet, and notices one from Blake, which he opens in an incognito tab. 4b. He gets the saved xeet, and opens it in an incognito tab.
5. He makes the post.

Please take that theory with a large grain of salt, because I just thought of that off the top of my head.

 

[Ed Special]

Well, I guess we'll know for sure when @ByakEnjoyer DFEs

That said, though, if this is accurate, @Stoner Miko should've nuked/privated the account (or at least de-powerlevelled it) when I messaged him about how fucking obvious he was when he popped into Gypsy Horse's discord server on an account that this very Twitter linked, like, THE DAY before the server devolved into a bunch of Muslims shit-flinging at the Christians and it got nuked. Really wish I hadn't shuttered the burner I was on so I could post what I suspected to be his 'cord.

 

[Spectate]

I messaged him about how fucking obvious he was when he popped into Gypsy Horse's discord server on an account that this very Twitter linked

Thanks for the confirmation. You're here forever, Sotiris Katsoulieris.

 

[Ed Special]

Thanks for the confirmation. You're here forever, Sotiris Katsoulieris.
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I didn't confirm shit, I very clearly said at the very beginning of that paragraph, "That said, though, if this is accurate..."
As in, "I can't confirm the veracity of what's been said, but if this is true, then the following is true:"

Please take a reading comprehension course.

 

[Stoner Miko]

Sorry for derailing the thread, but I found an interesting xitter account that is probably not important to this thread!

Meet our new contender...
@ByakEnjoyer! (I can't seem to archive his xitter, gomenasorry!)

Ah yes, the CoDsperg. I do know this guy, but it's really isn't me. We do interact from time to time, but it's nothing too deep or anything. I did found his similarities to me to be quite a bit uncanny, so I distanced myself from anything Byakuren related and some of the things he likes too so that I could prevent me from earning a spot in the Easy-to-track Hall of Shame. (Well, I guess I am too late for that...)
And about @Gypsy Horse, in order to get him to get off the Farms, I did link him to ByakEnjoyer's Xitter account so he can talk to him instead, leaving us all alone. That should explain why he was in his server the same day our fellow horse's Xitter was linked, I just told him to fuck off to another one of his peers. It's all a huge coincidence, despite our similarities, I really am not him.
And for the record, I did unlike/unrexeet Eddybird's xeet right after I made that post on the Touhou thread. Forgot to add that in...

 

[Spectate]

Ah yes, the CoDsperg. I do know this guy, but it's really isn't me. We do interact from time to time, but it's nothing too deep or anything. I did found his similarities to me to be quite a bit uncanny, so I distanced myself from anything Byakuren related and some of the things he likes too so that I could prevent me from earning a spot in the Easy-to-track Hall of Shame. (Well, I guess I am too late for that...)
And about @Gypsy Horse, in order to get him to get off the Farms, I did link him to ByakEnjoyer's Xitter account so he can talk to him instead, leaving us all alone. That should explain why he was in his server the same day our fellow horse's Xitter was linked, I just told him to fuck off to another one of his peers. It's all a huge coincidence, despite our similarities, I really am not him.

I'll look into it more tomorrow (unless someone beats me to it), there's a lot more against you then for you. However if I'm wrong I will admit it, for though now I need to sleep.

 

[Ed Special]

I'm just going to drop this Greek population data that shows that Greece only has about 200k men in total in @Stoner Miko's age cohort as a whole and let everyone else decide whether or not that's enough of a population for Greece to have more than one person who fits Stoner Miko's exact profile (A slightly chuddy Byakfag who's also into CoD and 40K).

I may not be confirming shit, but I certainly have my opinions on the veracity (or lack thereof) of this story. Even if true, though, you seem to be cowtipping by proxy and therefore are a faggot - an even bigger one, in my opinion, than if you actually tipped the cows here directly. "If you're gonna be a bitch, be the whole bitch."

 

[1994 Honda Civic]

I had a not-so-good sleep and woke up to see this. Please tell me it ain't true.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This is why you should always use an alt if you are going to log in into any social media and post the screenshots/links on here, chat. It saves you a lot of trouble and is piss easy to do, not making one is just plain lazyness.

I'm just going to drop this Greek population data that shows that Greece only has about 200k men in total in @Stoner Miko's age cohort as a whole and let everyone else decide whether or not that's enough of a population for Greece to have more than one person who fits Stoner Miko's exact profile (A slightly chuddy Byakfag who's also into CoD and 40K).

To be fair that's assuming that the ages listed on the Twitter and on his about are indeed his real ages, which honestly could very well be the case as the people who fill out that section tend to not be very smart

 

[Speedrunner]

Ah yes, the CoDsperg. I do know this guy, but it's really isn't me. We do interact from time to time, but it's nothing too deep or anything. I did found his similarities to me to be quite a bit uncanny, so I distanced myself from anything Byakuren related and some of the things he likes too so that I could prevent me from earning a spot in the Easy-to-track Hall of Shame. (Well, I guess I am too late for that...)
And about @Gypsy Horse, in order to get him to get off the Farms, I did link him to ByakEnjoyer's Xitter account so he can talk to him instead, leaving us all alone. That should explain why he was in his server the same day our fellow horse's Xitter was linked, I just told him to fuck off to another one of his peers. It's all a huge coincidence, despite our similarities, I really am not him.
And for the record, I did unlike/unrexeet Eddybird's xeet right after I made that post on the Touhou thread. Forgot to add that in...

Sorry for the wait, I had to spend some time looking for this. Never thought I'd need it, but here we are.

First, however, let's go back to Christmas. Specifically a Secret Santa event.

"Your Likes: Firearms, cars, Call of Duty, non-"woke" vidya, "chud" memes, the characters Byakuren Hijiri and Yuuka Kazami from Touhou Project, anything with a certain degree of taste"
"...it's worth mentioning that I am a Greek Orthodox Christian..."

Pretty similar to ByakEnjoyer, but why am I showing this? This could just be another coincidence.
Well, while looking at his replies, I noticed some Call of Duty tags...
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Yuuka Kazami#9920277
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Byakuren Hijiri#1846899

Well, these show that ByakEnjoyer seems to also be both a Yuuka and a Byakuren fan, if he weren't, why make his Call of Duty tag the same name as some random Touhou character?


Another repost, this is one of Yuuka holding a firearm, which I believe is a M4A1 carbine rifle.

Both are firearm enjoyers, Byakuren enjoyers, and Yuuka enjoyers... this can still be chalked up as a wild coincidence, but still, the similarities are quite uncanny...

And my final observation? This requires us going to Steam (thank you @Sperg Spectating!).

A DOOM fan, so what?

This is the "Guess the favorite video game of the poster above" thread.
This post, from him, shows him linking a DOOM WAD which he admits is hard to find.
If you go back to my post, and look for the screenshot of ByakEnjoyer commenting on SIGYAAD's xeet, you'll see that he mentions PWAD, a file type, which, according to DOOMWorld, means "Patch WAD". He also mentions GZDOOM, which is a client for the first two DOOM games.
With this, you can come to the conclusion that both are DOOM fans that know how WADs work.

Now, we have a list of similarities for both:

Stoner Miko	ByakEnjoyer
22 year old Greek	22 year old Greek
Orthodox Christian	Orthodox Christian
Call of Duty fan	Call of Duty fan
Favorite Touhou characters are Byakuren & Yuuka	Has named their Call of Duty tag after Byakuren & Yuuka
Has mentioned Neptunia before	Has xeeted Neptunia before
Firearm enthusiast	Has mentioned firearms multiple times on their xitter
Has played one of the first two DOOM games (which we know from the post with MOON.wad)	Has played one of the first two DOOM games, a pirated copy, which we know as he doesn't own either one on Steam, but has mentioned GZDOOM. Also, DOOM is piss easy to pirate
Posted a screenshot of a xeet about selfshiping on March 31st	Replied to a xeet about selfshipping on March 31st

These can all be summed up as coincidences, but which is more likely? Him and ByakEnjoyer being the same person? Or both of these guys sharing extremely similar tastes, both being the same age, and both being from the same country?

 

[Stoner Miko]

This whole thing really feels like a whole string of coincidences. I swear @ByakEnjoyer is not me, but I've known him for some time and I noticed how much our interests intertwined, so to avoid this very thing from happening I distanced myself from them here. I never really liked Byakuren or Yuuka either (or even Mystia who was my first PFP when coming here for the first time, besides when I actually made my account where it was a nazi Eirin), I was relatively new to Touhou when I made the posts (I got into it in 2023 but I started somewhat caring about it a year later), and was still looking for characters to like from the series. For the record though, Greeks in the Touhou fandom are pretty close to eachother, and even though I didn't interact with the guy that much, what I did was look at his interests and try to make them my own, because there was nothing really interesting going on in my life. Even then, I did like Call of Duty, DOOM and guns in general before even knowing who that guy was. Nice try though, @ByakEnjoyer does look rather interesting with the stuff posted on the Hall of Shame. I really hope this thing blows over, so we can go back to focusing on the cow in hand.
I rest my case.