My company is just going through another Harvard MBA whiz coming in and deciding to MAKE HIS MARK! By firing an entire job type and distributing the work around the test of the teams. The job type is of course a
highly technical and knowledgeable one rather than pen pushers and everyone groaning under the weight if the additional work which we neither have time nor the specific technical knowledge to do. An entire class of worker just made redundant, with minimal pay offs. This is the private sector.
Not to take someone like this too seriously but to be clear there’s no buyout or payment, no bonus, nothing like that. It’s a deferred resignation. You resign now, effective September. Between now and then you get your normal paycheck, but you’ll be in a leave status so you don’t have do work. That’s it.
It’s a fantastic deal still. If anyone offered to pay me to September if I resigned this afternoon I would chuck my keycard and laptop at them with joy and frolic off for an extended summer break, and have a job lined up for after the summer hold within two weeks. The feds need to take the offer and get a new job and bank the spare paycheck.
What a great week to be an autist working for the MIC.
I’m genuinely cheered to hear this. All the DEI has fine from our intranet, replaced with Industry Neeeeewws! Hurrah. I haven’t had a DEI email nagging me to be a better ally/attend a Troon training since the orange man won.
Even the people with 40 years to entrench themselves into the federal system are letting themselves be seen almost immediately.
I have thought this too. At work I just smile and nod and get on with it. Nobody knows my politics. The only time my hand was forced was Covid, when I refused to get shots and refused to play along with ‘influencing’ pregnant female employees to also get shots.
It shows their complacency, and stupidity. 98% of that progressive infiltration are idiots because they have put the selection criteria in place to be anti meritocratic, and created a culture of all kinks and foibles being flaunted for brownie points. Most of that dross can thus be easily targeted and ripped out.
The latest pivot is “protesting” by… not buying useless shit on Wednesdays?
I picture a puzzled and slightly hushed board room. Despite the analysts working overtime, Bad Dragon cannot work out why there’s a consistent sales dip on Wednesdays … it remain a mystery for the ages.