💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[General Emílio Médici]

I am speechless. They should have sent a poet.

 

[Hoverdrive]

Kiwicels seethin' over a gourmand Chad.

 

[AltisticRight]

He says to use unwashed eggs, but he used ones he bought...

I'm sure unwashed eggs, fresh from the farm would've been funnier, and would've resulted in a faster explosion. I hope Tammy throws out the jar in a week.

I hope he tries those eggs in a year and dies from it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Kiwicels seethin' over a gourmand Chad.

Ralph looks a bit like Jack's tampon chicken.

 

[Enig]

I hope he tries those eggs in a year and dies from it.

You're talking like he'll be alive this time next year when his right arm is lobster boil red and he talks about having blatant TIAs again and just shrugs it.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

BUT GUYS, THIS IS TOTALLY A REASONABLE MISTAKE, THE AMISH AREN'T ON THE INTERNET, SO HOW COULD HE HAVE ASKED IF HE WAS WRONG??
[/sarcasm]

 

[Dead Air]

ETA on a rob video on egg pickling?

 

[biggacracka]

ETA on a rob video on egg pickling?

Eagerly waiting the next Throw it on Thursday now

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L6jGnqAkARQ
Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

I am not a native speaker, but even I am not retarded enough to think to store eggs in citrus fruit juice.
What is next, killing the pesky kids from next door to make Bratwurst?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I am not a native speaker, but even I am not retarded enough to think to store eggs in citrus fruit juice.
What is next, killing the pesky kids from next door to make Bratwurst?

I could go for a beer bratwurst right now, not gonna lie.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I don't think it's even enough for that. He added what, two limes worth of juice in about a gallon of water? The energy drink I have is more acidic than that, these eggs will go rancid in no time I reckon.

Seems like it was more than two but who knows? I mean I've seen it done with vinegar and since limes tend to be more acidic... but we'll see.

 

[Raging Capybara]

I'm willing to bet it's because some of them came out of the woodwork to vote for Trump in this election.

I thought they didn't vote like Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Man, I hope Jack really is too blind to read the buzz kill yt comments because I want to see the return of the egg jar.

You have to eat all the eggs, Jack.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L6jGnqAkARQ
Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

Very optimistic of him to think he'll be able to eat those eggs in a year. I'll be amazed if that jar doesn't explode from all the gasses those things release as they rot.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This AI slop art made me laugh, that Amish cowboy/ refinery worker/mechanic's freakish hand is something else.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I thought they didn't vote like Jehovah's Witnesses.

I am a complete ignoramus on Amish voting habits, but in 2024 there was someone campaigning the ones on Pennsylvania about going out and voting for Trump. I don't know many voted, or how much of an impact it actually had, but it made enough symbolic waves to get some articles published about the fact.

 

[RollingRock2]

Jack is a culinary genius, he just invented egg ceviche. It's Amish-Peruvian fusion cuisine you simpletons wouldn't understand.

 

[crinklefry]

My prediction is the batch of soggy rotten eggs disappears uneventfully after a few videos to zero fanfare or announcement before maybe getting a non-answer on one of the terrible Saturday streams.

I want to think he's so oblivious that he'll make a video about how the lime water method is DEBOONKED. He did the SOYIENCE and his eggs turned to a rotten slurry after three weeks, disproving this tried and true method!

I'd need to go into the kitchen to check, but I'm 90% sure those are Costco brand eggs. Considering that Jack is seemingly allergic to using anything but the cheapest ingredients in bulk, I'd feel comfortable betting on those not being from a local farm.

I don't want to give fatty the benefit of the doubt, but it's not uncommon for people with chickens to reuse containers from the store to sell their eggs. To be fair, the more likely (and funnier) option here is that his local farm is Kirkland Signature™.

 

[RollingRock2]

If he is lying he actually got both ingredients wrong for a 2 ingredient recipe

Edit: I would expect local unwashed farms eggs to have a less consistent colour shell and have some dirt on them.

 

[myhairisonfire]

If he is lying he actually got both ingredients wrong for a 2 ingredient recipe
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