💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

Of course that unemployed fat fuck is celebrating 40k fed workers losing their jobs. He's never had to work a job in his life. What the fuck is a DEI contract? And what the fuck is he talking about with Reuters and Politico?

If he wants government to be cheaper he should be asking for military to get less funding. 3-letter agencies, for the most part, get very little funding (in the grand scheme of things)

Most federal work is easy mundane office jobs. A lot of idiots seem to be under the impression that feds have a lot of power when their job is to uphold the status quo and support the government. That's regardless of their personal politics.

That means if the current government wants DEI, they'll have to endorse it. It's a simple concept only fat freaks like Jack Scalfatty cannot understand.

I'm not sure how feds are defined, anyone that works for the government (not contracted) is a fed or public servant.

I HATE this

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Kill that thing with fire.

 

[Shartavius]

The new Rob has a fatty burn at the seven minute mark. Between it and one of the comments, I've been inspired to make key lime pie milkshakes over the weekend (at the moment, I'm thinking it will be a graham cracker ice cream with cheesecake swirls blended with a bit of condensed milk thinned out with lime juice, then topped with a mixture of a small amount of Swiss meringue buttercream folded into a low density, lower sugar vanilla whipped cream so it isn't so rich as to make me puke or shit immediately).

 

[AltisticRight]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q9YTTZO4KpA
The new Rob has a fatty burn at the seven minute mark. Between it and one of the comments, I've been inspired to make key lime pie milkshakes over the weekend (at the moment, I'm thinking it will be a graham cracker ice cream with cheesecake swirls blended with a bit of condensed milk thinned out with lime juice, then topped with a mixture of a small amount of Swiss meringue buttercream folded into a low density, lower sugar vanilla whipped cream so it's not so rich as to have me puke or shit immediately).

The key lime pie will be consumed by me, stalker child. Your life is already over, enjoy prison.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I figured out why Jack is gay for the new mixer color. It reminds him of his favorite food group.



But really, its a fucking mixer color. You pick one at some point in your life then ride it out for the next 30+ years. Mine is matte grey, I am sure most people have similar neutral colors.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I figured out why Jack is gay for the new mixer color. It reminds him of his favorite food group.

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But really, its a fucking mixer color. You pick one at some point in your life then ride it out for the next 30+ years. Mine is matte grey, I am sure most people have similar neutral colors.

Mine is black but that's only because the only other option was bright red and I don't like red appliances.

But yeah it's an appliance. If red was the only color they had I'd have gotten red. The only other reason to buy a specific color is if it's always on the counter and it matches the decor of the kitchen. Otherwise it stays in the cupboard and you bring it out when you need it.

 

[Tiresome]

I figured out why Jack is gay for the new mixer color. It reminds him of his favorite food group.

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But really, its a fucking mixer color. You pick one at some point in your life then ride it out for the next 30+ years. Mine is matte grey, I am sure most people have similar neutral colors.

Jack is such a mindless fuckin consoomer it's hilarious. Also who the hell besides a gigantic closet case would get excited for the mixer color of the year. If he was the GODLY STRAIGHT boomer he claimed to be, he'd go for something like classic white, candy apple red like a sports car, stainless, or simply not care at all as long as it worked. Not even a gigantic twink like Dylan Hollis is getting excited for butter-colored stand mixers, maybe because he mixes every recipe through the strength of his skinny arms alone.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack thinks he's dropping red pills about boneless wings



Jack still sperging about politics with a touch of Pizzagate (note it is true Clinton is a pedo for people who for some reason think I'd disagree with Jack here) and Elon dickriding





Jack wants a CIA contractor on his cooking show



It is insane Jack is using this analogy given how many people he poisoned or could've killed with his cooking



New movie review teased

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack thinks he's dropping red pills about boneless wings

Of course they're just chicken nuggets. What do you think they're going to do? Take the time to debone the wings before cooking them? The whole point of "boneless" wings is there's no mess and no waste. You just toss the nuggs in whatever sauce you want and there you go.

But no. Fatty feels the need to sperg on this because they're somehow cheating him.

Jack still sperging about politics with a touch of Pizzagate

A lot of famous people, including Stephen Hawking, went to Epstein island and his dick hasn't worked in decades. Epstein liked to surround himself with important people. It doesn't mean everybody who went down there was a sexual predator even if Slick Willie was. I mean Trump is supposed to have gone down there... hold on... oh hell... bad example.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack's tweet: Like paying a chef to feed you poison

Dude marks every video as a fundraiser. Meanwhile some of his greatest hits are telling you to microwave raw chicken to finish cooking it, showing you how to introduce botulism to your pantry, and feeding year-and-a-half old meat to a church -- you know, that place that's famous for hosting the very old, the very young and the already sick.

The lack of self-awareness is so staggering, it's why my friends and I have this joke that Jack is actually faking all of this. Because no one could possibly be this stupid. I mean, I know he IS that stupid. My brain is just so desperate to understand how and why he persists that a part of me hopes there's a flash drive somewhere connected to his heartbeat, so that when he dies a video gets uploaded to his channel that shows him sitting in front of a fireplace, fingers tented, admitting this was all performance art.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

A lot of famous people, including Stephen Hawking, went to Epstein island and his dick hasn't worked in decades. Epstein liked to surround himself with important people. It doesn't mean everybody who went down there was a sexual predator even if Slick Willie was. I mean Trump is supposed to have gone down there... hold on... oh hell... bad example.

Yep, that was literally part of his plan. Get a ton of famous people there. Most of the famous people who went there had nothing to do with the diddling, but he brought them there because then so many famous people where there and it muddies the water as to who did the diddling and who didn't. He also was a big fan of being influential and was a fan of science so he brought a ton of scientists there to discuss there interests and would fund them if he thought they were neat projects.

That's why the whole "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN LIST" is retarded. Most people who were there had no idea what was going on.

Plus you notice that fatty never brings up that his lord and savior Donald Trump was on Epstein's plane and island a whole bunch and that there's an actual accusation from of the victims there against him

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yep, that was literally part of his plan. Get a ton of famous people there. Most of the famous people who went there had nothing to do with the diddling, but he brought them there because then so many famous people where there and it muddies the water as to who did the diddling and who didn't. He also was a big fan of being influential and was a fan of science so he brought a ton of scientists there to discuss there interests and would fund them if he thought they were neat projects.

That's why the whole "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN LIST" is retarded. Most people who were there had no idea what was going on.

Plus you notice that fatty never brings up that his lord and savior Donald Trump was on Epstein's plane and island a whole bunch and that there's an actual accusation from of the victims there against him

Fatty, like all of his ilk on both sides of the political divide, says that all the "good" is on his side and all the "evil" is on the other. Fact is there's good and bad on both but we only want to look at the good on our side and bad on theirs because it means "we're" the good guys and "they're" the bad guys.

If you accept that Bill Clinton went down there for some underage tail but somehow Trump didn't do the same then you're an idiot.

It's about as likely as L Ron Hubbard "secretly" trying to take down Alistair Crowley by infiltrating his circle and not just going along with his services and rituals because he was drawn to people that had power and influence.

 

[abobe]

Jack wants a CIA contractor on his cooking show

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“in Nashville”, Jack you live in the boonies. This is incredibly delusional on his part for thinking a glowie is going to pull up to his house to hangout and collab.

 

[souschef]

feeding year-and-a-half old meat to a church

I wonder if the church people saw the video of his rotten chilli. That must have been a terrifying experience, real Jeffrey Dahmer shit

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I admit I know nothing about the EU and whatnot, but Strokey thinks they need a magic billionaire to fix everything



ALL THE WOKE AGENDAS ARE GOING TO DIE SOON, NO MORE POLITICAL AGENDAS IN MOVIES




Very insightful

 

[souschef]

I admit I know nothing about the EU and whatnot, but Strokey thinks they need a magic billionaire to fix everything

Does Jack knows that Elon musk supports every NWO agenda there is under the sun?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Does Jack knows that Elon musk supports every NWO agenda there is under the sun?

Jack's opinions are mostly that of a sponge, he just hears Elon is the greatest guy ever from somewhere else or any source of information he has, and takes it as fact.

Yet Jack goes and tells people to do their own research.

 

[souschef]

Jack's opinions are mostly that of a sponge, he just hears Elon is the greatest guy ever from somewhere else or any source of information he has, and takes it as fact.

Yet Jack goes and tells people to do their own research.

Guess to Jack it only matters is that Elon makes woke people angry, a true american thinker

 

[a terminal posture]

Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Guess to Jack it only matters is that Elon makes woke people angry, a true american thinker

The only time I think I've seen Jack angrily passionate about something that was his own opinion was that he insists the moon landing is fake and mad when anyone says otherwise

 

[souschef]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L6jGnqAkARQ
Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime juice, because of course all those Amish in the 18th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

Could this be it? The experiment that kills Jack?

He's so stupid, so lazy to research stuff. There's one video of him where he attempted to "freeze dry" onions on his fridge. Of course it didn't work and he got surprised when the onions didn't became a fine powder when he threw then in the blender. Came out mushy and he was surprised to discover that onions are mostly water.