💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

Believe it or not, he isn't actually, literally retarded.
If he were genuinely mentally disabled, I wouldn't be laughing. It's not his fault.

Yeah Jack is just really stupid white trash, different from someone with the 'tism

 

[Fascist Frederick]

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

Yes we are all Kiwi Farms users, great observation skills, Detective.

 

[AnOminous]

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

And you are a seething, crying faggot. KYS.

Believe it or not, he isn't actually, literally retarded.

He kind of is at this point but it's his own fault. He is totally stroked out, has no idea where he is half the time and has to ask Tammy, doesn't know what day it is, can't remember what he just ordered.

But none of this lard-based brain damage has caused him to change a single thing.

 

[ZipDisk]

Shadup and eat tallow Jack. It's CARNIVORE

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Tuned into the live show this morning. (Was a few minutes late.) Not sure how far I'll get, because he is genuinely one of the most unpleasant people scooting the earth, but I'll try.

"I don't want them [DeepSeek] to steal my banking information."

You mean Tammy's banking information?

"I don't do anything that I'm ashamed of."

Oh, right, that's why federal agents or whatever showed up at your door a few months back, right?

Someone in chat: Jack is part of a group that can be marginalized: disabled people. And "woke" content supports marginalized groups
Jack: I don't know what that means

Of course, you don't. Doesn't matter that it was stated plainly. Cognitive dissonance isn't just a river in Egypt.

This continues...

Different person in chat: Jack isn't disabled because he can still do his calling
Jack: Yeah!
First person: The ability to 'do your calling' has no bearing on if you're disabled or not

This causes Jack to admit that while he is "technically" disabled, because he can't walk around an amusement park like he used to (which, lol, OK, that's the bar now), he actually isn't, because:

1. He still has a brain
2. He can still do math
3. He can still walk around the house
4. He can still cook
5. There are people "more disabled" who are "worse off"

I love the physics engine of Jack's universe. Anyone who is bad at math or can't cook is disabled. That's not even getting into how, I guess, there is actually only ONE disabled person on the whole planet: whoever is The Worst Off.

Other (boring) notes before I bailed after about 15 minutes:

• He makes fun of people for being "paranoid" and caring about if he uses AI in his photos (ignoring the fact people "care" because he always generates the worst images possible)
• He defends typing in all caps -- it doesn't mean he's angry! He likes being able to write GOOD MORNING on Facebook! (His actual statement)
• He thinks Trump is doing "a great job" and laments the fact that people on the Antioch Facebook page were offering to help get groceries for their neighbors if their neighbors were afraid to go outside due to ICE
  • Offering to help people who may or may not be here illegally is the same as harboring a fugitive
• He learned "Jack Russell" was a dog breed name AFTER he named Junior this
  • One, how
  • Two, that also means Jack went his OWN whole life without knowing this -- amazing

One last thing worth quoting...

Someone in chat: Do you have any tips for first-time dog adopters like me?
Jack: You don't want a dog that's already been broken emotionally because you're going to have a lot of trouble

Psalm 82:3
Defend the weak and the fatherless; uphold the cause of the poor and the oppressed

Acts 20:35
In everything I did, I showed you that by this kind of hard work we must help the weak

Deuteronomy 15:10-11
You shall give to him freely, and your heart shall not be grudging when you give to him

 

[ILikeYou]

That was me in the chat who brought up how 'woke' content supports marginalized groups, and both Jack and one or two other ppl in the chat were unable to comprehend the meaning of my statement. I'm not sure if that was intentional 'misunderstanding' bc they want to act like it's not possible that jack's disabled, or genuine idiocy. Similarly, someone in the chat today was unable to understand why there's not a *white* history month, only a black history month that they hope Trump has eliminated, like they heard happened recently. Or why feminism exists as a movement, but not 'masculinism,' as Jack and Charles brought up in their ''F' as in Frank' episode, recently. Idk how someone could be so dense that they don't understand that it's only groups with a history of oppression that require social movements to elevate them. Someone in the chat also mentioned that Jack is only 'hurt' not disabled. Do they foresee him healing?!

 

[The Stranger]

Idk how someone could be so dense that they don't understand that it's only groups with a history of oppression that require social movements to elevate them.

Sounds gay and retarded, fag

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

LOL. Reverse psychology didn't work so you're back to the same old shit.

You're still a massive bitch-ass nigger faggot.

But none of this lard-based brain damage has caused him to change a single thing.

Of course not. That would mean he would need to blame himself for his own mistakes.

 

[souschef]

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

Comparing Jack to kingcobra is stupid. Yes, Joshy can't fucking cook for shit and his "food hacks" are very disgusting, but Josh is actually likeable. He's a weirdo, but he's not a prick like Jack who pretends to know it all. Jack has no fucking charisma, Jack's always talking shit including about people who are way better than him at cooking.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack complains about a facebook feature on twitter



Sportsball



Another movie review where it's vague as hell but "SAFE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY" but then says "There's cursing" the next minute

 

[AnOminous]

Comparing Jack to kingcobra is stupid. Yes, Joshy can't fucking cook for shit and his "food hacks" are very disgusting, but Josh is actually likeable. He's a weirdo, but he's not a prick like Jack who pretends to know it all. Jack has no fucking charisma, Jack's always talking shit including about people who are way better than him at cooking.

Nobody fucking swats Jack or tries to get him thrown out of his home or all that retard shit redditors do. Anyone who did would be instabanned. This guy is just an amazing crybaby faggot.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Thinking about Jack gives me a headache, so I don't know why I returned to his livestream from yesterday. But I'm glad I did, because I got to click the timestamp suggested by "Garrett" (lol) in the comment section:

https://www.youtube.com/live/8FFl7Y8BC40?si=d_DRg3iSyLg1OUbN&t=4263

Some gold:

Remote workers don’t work remotely. The majority don’t faithfully put the hours in. Period. They’re on Amazon, they’re shopping, they’re watching Netflix. I don't care. I know all of them screw off remotely. All of ‘em. I have proof. I have done a study. Don't act like you’re Mother Teresa working remotely.

Now I'm no fancy big-city psychologist (adjusts suspenders) but there is something diagnosably wrong with him:

1. Who is "acting like they're Mother Teresa" because they work from home? Obvious strawman is obvious, but also let's not forget: Mother Teresa sucked.
2. No one is asking for "proof" that people take breaks when they work from home. They did the same when they were in the office.
3. Jack hasn't a real job in 20 years -- why does he care?
4. He's also clearly never had the constitution to have a real job; his "career" is just oddball flights of fancy (graveshift DJ, "talent" "agent," guy who burns CDs for you, sauce hawker, online show host).
5. While the federal mandates have happened, yes, RTO in general feels like a low-tier issue in the culture war? Two planes have crashed and our closest ally is openly mourning us and plotting revenge (lol) and you're worried about people getting fresh air and doing chores if it's between 9 and 5?
6. HE WORKS FROM HOME.

His take is like if malignant narcissism and the Protestant work ethic had a baby.

 

[p1138]

Jack hasn't a real job in 20 years -- why does he care?

Tammy works from home too at least part time.

However, there is a reason Fatty cares. It's because before people were working from home, there was more space for his fatass out in public during the day. Not all of the scooters at the grocery store would be in use. Not all of the cripple parking spots would be in use. Yes, he's bitched about these things, and blames people working from home and not doing a 9-5 on all of his daily inconveniences. How dare people do things when it's Fatty's time to do things.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's because before people were working from home, there was more space for his fatass out in public during the day.

How does this even follow? Wouldn't there be less space if everyone's working from the office? It's likely that working from home had a bare minimum impact on the amount of free space, this fat delusional selfish pig simply wants to find a group of people to whine and blame. It's never his fault, it's always someone else. He's just your average waste of space fat good-for-nothing swine.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Tammy works from home too at least part time.

I thought so but I wasn't sure. (Thanks for confirming.) All the more reason his raging hate-boner for it is insane.

However, there is a reason Fatty cares. It's because before people were working from home, there was more space for his fatass out in public during the day. Not all of the scooters at the grocery store would be in use. Not all of the cripple parking spots would be in use. Yes, he's bitched about these things, and blames people working from home and not doing a 9-5 on all of his daily inconveniences. How dare people do things when it's Fatty's time to do things.

You're right. He for sure must have noticed in the past few years how lines he was used to not being there are suddenly there. Which, of course, is unacceptable, because the world revolves around Jack Scalfani.

But something else that grates me about this... Jack is a self-professed lazy man, right? But it's not just a joke for his show. He IS that. He is the embodiment of all seven deadly sins, and on a daily basis exemplifies sloth and wrath and gluttony, etc. He's morbidly obese and covered in dandruff and doesn't have a real job and can't walk and can barely talk and is terminally online. And for that reason, he hates everything. Including working from home. Why? Mainly, I think, because it brings other people an ounce of joy. (Same reason he "couldn't wait for the Olympics to be over" last summer.)

This sloth-demon is angry and up on his high horse about Real Honest Work when it's something he's never done. He's opposed to the one societal change to happen in the last 50 years that's made working a little bit better for some people. And he's a nasty bitch about it, just because.

 

[p1138]

How does this even follow? Wouldn't there be less space if everyone's working from the office? It's likely that working from home had a bare minimum impact on the amount of free space, this fat delusional selfish pig simply wants to find a group of people to whine and blame. It's never his fault, it's always someone else. He's just your average waste of space fat good-for-nothing swine.

Fatty assumes everyone who works from home, doesn't work. Thus, they're out and about during bankers hours getting in his way.

Nevermind that these same people probably also aren't using the handicap parking spaces, using the scooters at sams club, using the handicap stall in a public restroom, etc.

I understand if I've earned the little hat react for this one, lol

Nah. It's just that you're understanding how much of a piece of shit Fatty truly is. Remember, this is the same guy that complained about handicapped people at a themepark(where he was also on a mobility scooter and can't actually go on any rides) wasting space due to(in his mind) not being able to enjoy the place.
edit: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-r...ck-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-16994307
That's when Fatty was bringing up blind people at a theme park. The only reason he ever notices shit is if he finds it to be an inconvenience for himself.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack is apparently doing two livestreams today, one discussing the plane crashes (someone please find good shit from it since I know he's conspiracy brained to blame it on something) and the other is how to fix Linkedin.

 

[p1138]

Jack is apparently doing two livestreams today, one discussing the plane crashes (someone please find good shit from it since I know he's conspiracy brained to blame it on something) and the other is how to fix Linkedin.

Fatty fixing linkedin? What's there to fix? It's for people who work lol.

 

[abobe]

Fatty fixing linkedin? What's there to fix? It's for people who work lol.

Charles, his brother, thinks of himself as a genius and has ideas on how to fix things. Last week he wanted to fix fraud and essentially explained how he wants banks to have multifactor authentication system for debit card purchases. Jack wasn't listening and Charles went off on him for not listening.

edit: I just watched some of the stream. As much as Charles is an ass, he keeps Jack in check on his retarded ideas. Jack's LinkedIn fixes were dumb, a Junior High kid would have better ideas to fix it.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Between him admitting he makes little tortilla pizzas as a quick meal and the time he made a cheese sauce and, looking into the camera with a knowing look, tossed a Kraft single in, he's my favorite televised chef.

Can we conclude that there was no bagged garlic mishap and the poster who mentioned it was just confusing it with the bagged omelette video? Because I have no recollection of bagged, boiled garlic and if such a vid exists I really, really want to see it. I do vaguely recall a video in which he tried preserving garlic and it went really wrong, so maybe the two videos got mixed up in the kiwis head?

Sorry not sorry that I'm too much of a lazy man to go back and see which one of us started this discussion.

It is probably unreleased "dishwasher salmon" videon when he was in his sandwich baggy fetish phase. The timeline tracks with the ommeltte timeline IIRC.

Jack get frothing buttmad triggered when people bring up the much hyped dishwarsher_salmon video.


He has also deleted or privated many of his more embarrassing episodes over the years. It is entirely plausible that a failure from that era is now lost to the ages.