💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Stranger]

Hat sperging is autistic as fuck. It's not the 1920s anymore.

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

It's just etiquette. A tradition thing. Common in christian countries. Weird that Jack, who fancies himself a christian, wouldn't show a little humbleness on table. (not really)

I think it came from a passage in the Old Testament, growing up I was taught to never wear one inside at all, no matter where we were. Which you'd think they would have gone over in Bible study at the megachurch.

 

[biggacracka]

I think it came from a passage in the Old Testament, growing up I was taught to never wear one inside at all, no matter where we were. Which you'd think they would have gone over in Bible study at the megachurch.

IIRC, in catholicism, men should uncover themselves in a church while women should remain covered. At least in the olden days.
Not sure about other Christian denominations or about other places, though one would argue a restaurant IS a place of worship for Fatty

 

[ZipDisk]

Hat sperging is nuts. I never tipped my hat to anyone and don't understand why it was a thing poors had to do to the rich.

 

[soulless guarantee]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qasci50Q6bI

"Tammy's taking the potato home"
Well yeah, Jack, she can't just leave you there.

J: "Werr we suppose to geddit with budder?"
T: "it melted"
J: "Oh OK, goddit!"
Wtf did jack think the phlegm glob on his steak was? Did he not even see it?

Tammy asked for a plate for Jack's potato (??), but it didn't seem to come. A+ report card, but you know they aren't leaving a tip because of that.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Wtf did jack think the phlegm glob on his steak was? Did he not even see it?

He's practically blind at this point. He's admitted that he can't read the words on a screen and that means when he goes to the movies he can't actually see the action. Meaning he only goes to eat popcorn and to listen to what's going on. Which is why he can't actually give a review or anything. He has no idea what's going on. But then he's a mushbrain due to all those strokes so it's not like he's really got the option to be anything else.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

"Tammy's taking the potato home"
Well yeah, Jack, she can't just leave you there.

J: "Werr we suppose to geddit with budder?"
T: "it melted"
J: "Oh OK, goddit!"
Wtf did jack think the phlegm glob on his steak was? Did he not even see it?

Tammy asked for a plate for Jack's potato (??), but it didn't seem to come. A+ report card, but you know they aren't leaving a tip because of that.

I do not believe Jack (Tammy) tips at all. They're the type of inconsiderate retards that think servers should get real jobs if they want to make money, while likely also complaining and withholding tips when said servers get real jobs and restaurants are understaffed. Remember, Jack is the one that said he immediately orders a second order of fries when he's seated and gets the first order, and docks from their tip if they take too long. They will look for any reason to not tip.

 

[a terminal posture]

This stupid nigger somehow manages to beat VEVOR MEAT SLICER for the 'how not to demonstrate equipment' award. He actually sets the target temp on his smoker ribs to... 195 degrees! There is nothing wrong with this, you're breaking down the meat to make it tender at this range, but you don't need monitor temperatures if you are doing this. The meat is DUN.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Jack is a literal fat, disabled retard and has no self awareness. The people in this thread aren't laughing at him like a normal person would, they are seething moralfags. You are also a seething moralfag

Alright he's fat and disabled because of his own doing by lifestyle choices but Jack isn't a retard (just stupid) with no self-awareness sorry Jack knows what he does. He's a thin-skinned little bitch who thinks he's an expert but doesn't know Jack shit. He morally grandstands and judges' others while not living up to those morals himself. Jack is made fun of because he deserves it if he was thin and in perfect health, he'd still deserve it.

 

[Gulls on Film]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O5rNgPgtbq8
This stupid nigger somehow manages to beat VEVOR MEAT SLICER for the 'how not to demonstrate equipment' award. He actually sets the target temp on his smoker ribs to... 195 degrees! There is nothing wrong with this, you're breaking down the meat to make it tender at this range, but you don't need monitor temperatures if you are doing this. The meat is DUN.

"MEATMEET"

Why is he reviewing the gay hookup app that Junior uses?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack rambling about conspiracies as though his waifu isn't running the government with the people he chose, also if election tampering is a thing, Jack would be crying way more about it now





Jack talks about being healthy



Then retweets this

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O5rNgPgtbq8

Jack spends nearly half of the video explaining that the product is named MEATMEET, it's pretty catchy, that's M-E-A-T-M-E-E-T, that's one word, it's called MEATMEET, comment below for MEATMEET, it's two words put together, MEAT and MEET...

The seasoning bottle makes a knocking noise as he shakes it because it's expired and most of the contents have congealed into a hard mass.

The old baby-music intro makes a cameo appearance over a montage of raw pieces of meat sitting in place.



Don't you just want to wrap your lips around Jack's grey shriveled lump of MEATMEET?...

Jack struggles to get the ribs down his gullet, narrowly missing an opportunity to lodge meat in his esophagus and put us all out of our misery.

Jack keeps putting a kitchen towel to his mouth as he eats, almost out of habit, which makes me think his facial paralysis causes problems with keeping chewed food in his mouth.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qasci50Q6bI

What a bunch of slobs

Nice of Carolyn to hop on her broom long enough to join them. What the fuck was the deep fried slop she was wolfing down?


Donn who looks like he was crawling inside hvac ducts all day before joining the rest of the family

Tammy and qarolynn wearing the latest cringey Jesus shirts cringe wear. What a ridiculous sight!



Fuck imma move to Nashville

 

[christ5president2024]

Alright he's fat and disabled because of his own doing by lifestyle choices but Jack isn't a retard (just stupid) with no self-awareness sorry Jack knows what he does. He's a thin-skinned little bitch who thinks he's an expert but doesn't know Jack shit. He morally grandstands and judges' others while not living up to those morals himself. Jack is made fun of because he deserves it if he was thin and in perfect health, he'd still deserve it.

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

 

[souschef]

Jack spends nearly half of the video explaining that the product is named MEATMEET, it's pretty catchy, that's M-E-A-T-M-E-E-T, that's one word, it's called MEATMEET, comment below for MEATMEET, it's two words put together, MEAT and MEET...

The seasoning bottle makes a knocking noise as he shakes it because it's expired and most of the contents have congealed into a hard mass.

The old baby-music intro makes a cameo appearance over a montage of raw pieces of meat sitting in place.

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Don't you just want to wrap your lips around Jack's grey shriveled lump of MEATMEET?...

Jack struggles to get the ribs down his gullet, narrowly missing an opportunity to lodge meat in his esophagus and put us all out of our misery.

Jack keeps putting a kitchen towel to his mouth as he eats, almost out of habit, which makes me think his facial paralysis causes problems with keeping chewed food in his mouth.

That grill is so god damn filthy

 

[It's just my art style]

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Don't you just want to wrap your lips around Jack's grey shriveled lump of MEATMEET?...

I'm sure I'm not the only one to say this but there's something genuinely fucking impressive about how this man is, after so many years, still totally incapable of cooking anything worth a damn.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack is a literal fat, disabled retard and has no self awareness. The people in this thread aren't laughing at him like a normal person would, they are seething moralfags. You are also a seething moralfag

Jack is a self-proclaimed Christian and bitches about morality constantly. We are just measuring him with his own ruler he tries to measure others with.
That's not seething or moralfagging.

IMO laughter and amusement at the expense of retarded people is normal, anger is not. If someone finds themselves upset about Jack Scalfani, they should self reflect

Believe it or not, he isn't actually, literally retarded.
If he were genuinely mentally disabled, I wouldn't be laughing. It's not his fault.

He's a piece of human garbage. Most loud obnoxious fatties just happen to also be pieces of human trash.
Getting upset at their existence which is a net negative to humanity and a blight on society is 100% natural and normal. I don't need to self-reflect. Sitting next to one twice during long flights made this fact abundantly clear.

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

Feel free to point me to users who sent SWATs to Scalfatty or tried to ruin his life by doing retarded shit. I'll personally ban them.

 

[souschef]

I'm sure I'm not the only one to say this but there's something genuinely fucking impressive about how this man is, after so many years, still totally incapable of cooking anything worth a damn.

He didn't even achieve novice level. He can't spread seasoning evenly, just an half assed pour where half of the meat is without seasoning and the other half has a lump of powder that will burn, resulting in a dish that looks like a fiery car crash victim

 

[Shartavius]

Concerning the comments about Jack's "sneezning" clumping into audibly large rocks: He's too fucking lazy to either screw the lids of shakers with threaded lids on all the way, or to close the flip-top dispenser lids until they snap back into place. And because the sneeznings he favors are all full of brown sugar and granulated garlic and/or onion given to clumping in the first place, there are most likely granules of sneezning sticking around the hinges of the flip-top lids or in the threads of the screw-on lids, which Jack is too lazy to clear so that the shaker jars can be resealed in more than a half-assed way that doesn't turn his sneeznings into little more than sweet-tasting desiccants absorbing air moisture and kitchen odors.

He has Hambrosia return each open shaker of SHUGUR to one of the many cabinets he can't reach from his scooty-puff or toilet wheelchair once he's done piling it on his MEEETMEEETZ like it's hair loss concealer, where it's stored until the next time Jagg needs to pretend he doesn't hear how clumped his sneaky carnivore SHUGUR sneezning is.

I repeat: It's laziness; rather than anything Strokey's too disabled to maintain (a single, opposable thumb is sufficient to clear debris from around the lid of a shaker). The Scalfatties seem like one of those white trash households that have dozens of stale items in their pantries as a consequence of opening them for a single use before storing without resealing, and in which no one is willing to find fault with the practice or themselves.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

You people are literally the same as the subhumans from the kingcobrajfs subreddit

"Subhuman" is giving us far too much credit, we're way worse.

Faggot.