🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Don't Touch That Dial! said:
At my absolute lowest I drank steel reserve, in the plastic bottles no less. All of a sudden I can remember the taste and the smell, like it had been sitting in the sun for hours before being put into the cooler. Flavored versions sound like 4 buck teenage date rape in a can.
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I didn't know it came in plastic bottles, that makes it even worse. That stuff is so foul.

Also appreciate the Family Guy reference as an insight into how the BOY spends his time.
 

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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Fuck, Strawberry Steel Reserve sounds like a vomit-inducing hangover in a can. Appreciated the classic "BUUUUUT" and "sinsirly" though.

Guess you can't get a hangover if you never stop drinking.
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The Steel Reserve Alloy cans aren't that bad. Like other fruity "malt beverage" brands the malt liquor-ish-ness is covered up well enough by the flavorings and sugar. The pineapple flavor is the best one by virtue of actually tasting like a cheap genetic pineapple soda. The watermelon one is alright, too. The others, including strawberry, weren't for me. But as Cobra says, "I'm not gonna knock that up."
 
Pascal's Wagie said:
The Steel Reserve Alloy cans aren't that bad. Like other fruity "malt beverage" brands the malt liquor-ish-ness is covered up well enough by the flavorings and sugar. The pineapple flavor is the best one by virtue of actually tasting like a cheap genetic pineapple soda. The watermelon one is alright, too. The others, including strawberry, weren't for me. But as Cobra says, "I'm not gonna knock that up."
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So it's like Four Loko but better testing.

Four of those bad boys are standard issue for everyone in this degenerate "charity golf outing" I go to every year. Last year I decided to drink the Lokos and blacked out around 2pm. Still don't know how I got home but it wasn't by my own hand.
 
Don't Touch That Dial! said:
That almost moment of clarity where he mentions Clint tells him he shouldn't treat the other kid like that for a variety of reasons. Im starting to think Clint is the real victim here.
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What really grinds my gears is when people say daddy dlit is a bad father. He literally did everything he could and took him to the dentist and eye doctor upon granting him a fucking shed to shit in. I noticed this narrative has sort of died though people have woken up to the fact there is no parenting him he is like 34 grown ass adult. The only thing to do is tard wrangle.
 
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What really grinds my gears is when people say daddy dlit is a bad father. He literally did everything he could and took him to the dentist and eye doctor upon granting him a fucking shed to shit in. I noticed this narrative has sort of died though people have woken up to the fact there is no parenting him he is like 34 grown ass adult. The only thing to do is tard wrangle.
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It is dumb when people act like Clint is some evil person, he for sure tried a bit to help Cobes but he really should have had cobra in some kind of therapy or special classes starting very early, and probably stopped him from using the internet or something. I may be wrong and he did do that I forgot a lot of pre internet cobra lore.
 
Negev said:
It is dumb when people act like Clint is some evil person, he for sure tried a bit to help Cobes but he really should have had cobra in some kind of therapy or special classes starting very early, and probably stopped him from using the internet or something. I may be wrong and he did do that I forgot a lot of pre internet cobra lore.
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He did have Cobes in therapy, on meds and in special education classes. He even went back to school to study something related to teaching children with disorders (I don't remember the exact study). As far as under 18 childhood goes on paper he did everything he could for Cobes.
 
Ah, my dear interlocutors, the crux of the matter at hand is not so much a simplistic query of whether or not Clint, the paterfamilias in question, might be deemed inadequate or subpar in the noble art of fatherhood. Nay, such a reductionist framing does not do justice to the multifaceted intricacies of this moral quandary. Instead, I posit that the truly profound and labyrinthine inquiry lies in whether the aforementioned Clint ought to seriously contemplate, with all the gravity and introspection that such a momentous decision warrants, the relocation of young Joshua—his progeny, his blood, his legacy—into the confines of what society euphemistically terms a “group home.” And, perchance, if Clint—our beleaguered patriarch navigating the tumultuous waters of parental responsibility—should indeed arrive at the inexorable conclusion that consigning young Joshua, the very fruit of his loins and inheritor of his legacy, to the structured confines of a group home is the most judicious and benevolent course of action, then one must ponder, with an air of incredulous bewilderment, why, oh why, such a decisive and ostensibly prudent act has not yet been undertaken. What labyrinthine tangle of hesitation, indecision, or moral paralysis has stayed his hand? What unseen forces or inscrutable motivations have conspired to keep this ostensibly rational solution in abeyance? Surely, we must delve deep into the shadowy recesses of his psyche to unravel this enigma!
 
Why doesn't Cobes brush his teeth, is it the typical ODD Goth badboi shit where he wants to eat shit food and get munted?
 
Begemot said:
Why doesn't Cobes brush his teeth, is it the typical ODD Goth badboi shit where he wants to eat shit food and get munted?
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I thought it was, like, a sensory thing, because toothpaste tastes like shit, and makes everything else taste like shit. And yeah, some ODD on top, because he gets told to brush em.
 
My dear companions, I bid thee good morrow. Pray, cast thine eyes upon this marvel of culinary indulgence — a grand and sumptuous pie, forged in the hearth of Papa John’s illustrious kitchen! Stuffed crust, resplendent with cheese in abundance, bacon in profusion, onions aplenty, fiery jalapeños, and the briny splendor of anchovies! Lo, I declare it to be a feast worthy of kings.

Ah, but mark well, this is no ordinary pie — it is an epicurean triumph! The crust, dear friends, is stuffed to excess, and the alfredo sauce beneath provides a rich, velvety foundation. I must proclaim the virtues of the jalapeños, whose piquant bite doth dance upon the tongue, and the garlic butter — oh, the garlic butter! Not two, but three cups hath been bestowed upon your boy, a magnanimous gift from the establishment’s good stewards.

Behold, YouTube, and covet this delight! A creation most singular: a large stuffed-crust pizza with alfredo sauce, a lavish array of extra cheese, bacon in generous measure, onions sliced fine, jalapeños for zest, and anchovies to lend their salt-kissed tang. It is, indeed, the King Cobra Special — a bespoke indulgence of unparalleled savor.

Friends, let us cease our idle chatter and engage in the act itself. With each slice, my palate sings hymns of gratitude to the goodly artisans of Papa John’s. Though they are not my patrons, their craft deserves my utmost commendation. Would I partake of this selfsame creation once more? Verily, I would, and with the greatest alacrity.

As the evening wanes, I find myself content without the need of spirits, though my cellar is amply stocked. And so, I take my leave, full of gratitude and satisfaction. Fare thee well, my companions, until we meet again.
 
mars said:
He did have Cobes in therapy, on meds and in special education classes. He even went back to school to study something related to teaching children with disorders (I don't remember the exact study). As far as under 18 childhood goes on paper he did everything he could for Cobes.
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I would like to add that Clint returned for classes relating to mental health in the late 90's/early 2000's. We still barely understand or know how to properly treat mental health 20+ years later. People who say "Oh Clunt went to school and Cobes still turned out this way" are bigger retards than Cobra.
 
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