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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
FWIW I’m not unblocked.
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My account is still blocked as well. Which I only use for archiving, I do not use it for anything other than being able to archive stuff. I think maybe 3-4 years ago I liked a tweet from Metokur or Josh or someone sektur adjacent, and it was not even Ralph related IIRC. So either his script did not get there yet, or VSCODE crashed before he could finish. Just thought it was funny he was that sensitive that he was blocking people who liked tweets of enemies, absolute insanity.
 
Time to play "Guess Ethan Ralph's Mexican Rehab Facility". I'll start:

Centro De Rehabilitación Un Nuevo Sueño Cancún​

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Pros​

- In the Yew-cuh-tan so close to the Merida crack shack. He can take a bus instead of flying.
- Probably within Ralph's budget. This is why I think he'll go for this place, because I refuse to believe Persip the Persian Faggot's yarn about a 30-day stay for $900. No way that's the price for even the cheapest gringo program.
- Ralph could make some genuine local friends and improve his Spanish.

Cons​

- Extremely sketchy, website appears to be non-existent/broken. All they have is a Facebook page.
- Definitely no English program.
- Looks like a literal prison, complete with razor wire, barred windows, and Latin Kings hanging out on the basketball court.
 
EyeGuy said:
Time to play "Guess Ethan Ralph's Mexican Rehab Facility". I'll start:

Centro De Rehabilitación Un Nuevo Sueño Cancún​

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Pros​

- In the Yew-cuh-tan so close to the Merida crack shack. He can take a bus instead of flying.
- Probably within Ralph's budget. This is why I think he'll go for this place, because I refuse to believe Persip the Persian Faggot's yarn about a 30-day stay for $900. No way that's the price for even the cheapest gringo program.
- Ralph could make some genuine local friends and improve his Spanish.

Cons​

- Extremely sketchy, website appears to be non-existent/broken. All they have is a Facebook page.
- Definitely no English program.
- Looks like a literal prison, complete with razor wire, barred windows, and Latin Kings hanging out on the basketball court.
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D. none of the above or any rehab anywhere
 
GeorgeHWBush said:
Was the PodAwful stream interesting or was it as boring as everyone assumed it would be?
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Ultimately it was a wet fart imo, Ralph brings absolutely nothing new to the table which is disappointing since he wasted 6 years of his life on a one-sided friendship with Juju. However, it's still entertaining to listen because of the Milo v Vito segment and Jesse genuinely trying to convert Ralph into a member of his anti-Juju squad.
 
3MMA said:
Except Jesse hates Juju. The only one who hates Juju more is Maddox. The story is that Juju got Jesse’s Patreon axed because Jesse said nigger. Juju is the original flaggot. Juju targeted Jesse in his takedown of Maddox because Jesse was an associate of Maddox & was messing with his narrative. Jesse has been trying to expose Juju for years, so it’s safe to say he’s genuine in his Juju disdain at the least.
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I find Jesse extremely annoying so idk the lore. I thought he hated Ralph too. Several times during the interview he seemed to cut Ralph off from spilling interesting dirt, but maybe he was just trying to avoid YT censorship BS, keep Vito from bailing or just likes talking over people. I assumed there was some good cop/ bad cop shit going on. It’s good to get input from ppl who know way more about Jesse than me…and I only know him from Gunt trolling.
Balldo's Gate said:
Correct. However Ralph still has his gloves on because he wants Dax to see the light and apologize to him. He isn't coming close to saying what he knows about Dax and 80 Girl.
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He has to be careful because Dax has years of suicide baiting and whimpering DM’s he could leak. I think Dax has far more embarrassing material on Ralph than Ralph has on him.

Ralph is too drunk, Xanax’ed and sloppy to keep any receipts. He can’t even keep a passport, his mother’s ashes or his phones ffs. I don’t think Dax allowed him to even have his phone around him or take photos without explicit permission. It will be a “trust me bro” situation with Ralph and any Dax dirt.

Ralph is just desperate for any type of attention from Dax now. He wants Dax to Acknowledge his existence and is resorting to public call out to get it.

In 3-6 months after another sober LARP Ralph will beg Dax to “quash the beef”, blame the drugs, promise he’s a sober, changed man…and Dax will probably continue to ignore him. Unless Ralph starts raking in 5k live viewers on his show Dax has lost his number.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I find Jesse extremely annoying so idk the lore. I thought he hated Ralph too. Several times during the interview he seemed to cut Ralph off from spilling interesting dirt, but maybe he was just trying to avoid YT censorship BS, keep Vito from bailing or just likes talking over people.
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Jesse is anti kino and if he is involved it should be ignored entirely. Yes he talks over people, he is not funny in the slightest, and he is a massive AIDS infested faggot.
 
Lolcow78 said:
Makes sense for Ralph not to want to interact with someone he has an ongoing legal feud with. Don't understand what you're trying to get at here.
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Then he shouldn't say "I'm unblocking every single account on twitter". I get it, it's Ralph and his word means shit but it's still fun to point out when his lies.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
As fun as it is to shit on Ralph, I genuinely don't like Diddler Dax and especially Vito. I think I would hate Vito even if he wasn't a pedophile, which he is. Whatever happens I hope it results in Vito crying on camera again and I hope that Ralph is the one that makes it happen. When you watch a battle in jcaesar's colosseum it's more fun to pick a side after all.
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The biggest and most disgusting thing to me was passing around that poor retard girl mint. Her boyfriend pimps her out, Dick told her to draw porn and leave her parents. It's sad because she has just enough agency where she can't be locked down by her parents. Even JFs wifes family "rest in peace mama JF" wasn't able to retain custody of her. I hope mint is able to get away from all these sick freaks and hopefully doesn't end up like mama JF buried under the floor in concrete.
 
Dinner with MacKenzie and Guntpill was great, three Killstreams this week, then he's going to rehab. And he's really proud of himself for unblocking more than 10 k accounts which he blocked because he's a thin skinned BPD faggot.
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