I was thinking about posting something like this. Ralph has always been a drunk retard, but listening to him during the height of the Killstream compared to a couple years ago and it's like night and day. Like he got brain damage. And from the start of the Mexico arc to now it's the same kinda change but to some sort of psychosis or some shit. I think all the Makers Mark and xannies are finally catching up to him.
Oh would you look at that, he did get arrested. Piggy doesn't disappoint me. Only entertains.
Come on now Ethan "old fag" Ralph, pics or it didn't happen
I only dabble in pig latin but i understand this to mean he got handsy with a stripper again and got fucked up by the bouncer and they perhaps stole his 5000 pesos
When we eventually hear about a new disease originating from Merida, caused by wildlife eating a certain rotting corpse, it will serve as his de facto obituary.
“I hit this found, fat ass bouncher in the face bouncher in the face.”
He stopped tweeting for 8 hours, that happens only when he sleeps. Had he gone back to Tijuana he would have posted creep shots of strippers. He either had a drug induced dream/hallucination or he's talking about his last trip where he lost his phone.
He backed out of that fight twice.
I don't know a single straight or gay man who would post something so utterly faggoty.
He's too much of a pussy to turn on Juju. He is scared and fat.
It cannot be understated how much Ambien fucks up your brain and ability to sleep normally. Even at prescribed dosages, it's not supposed to be used in the long term at all. Ralph has been leaning on this for probably a year at least? Xanax turned his brain into Swiss cheese, but Ambien has made whatever was left leak out his ears.
"Stars of the past fucked women{...} vito fucks children" as if celebrities in the past were not doing that and don't continue to do so to this day. Go home and be a family man, Ralph.
Yeah, I thought it was weird implying Vito was a star in any way, not just some pedo weirdo who comes up occasionally then fades out of memory again. Do people even clip his shit?
You missed the best part.
Yeah, right. He probably just sissy punched a mirror.
Without knowing much about the area I am willing to bet they can spot the dumb, fat american tourist and put up with them being a rowdy drunkard given the amount of money it probably brings in (up to a limit of course)
