💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Wodanaz]

Nature is cruel, capricious, and kills plenty. Humans, being an extension of nature, exemplify this perfectly. To reject something so fundamental as this, is suggestive of the caliber of this man's writing. Maybe this year I will finally read his books.

 

[femoralcanal]

Happy 2025 beautiful bastards!

Josiah just uploaded an hour long video called "Solo Josiah Show Episode 1 - Jackie Singh".

I'll admit I didn't have time to watch it yet, because I'm about to leave to attend family lunch right now (no meatloafs), so I can't vouch for its content. But Josiah has a great track record, so I thought I'd at least let you guys know. Hopefully it's fun stuff.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Happy 2025 beautiful bastards!

Joasiah just uploaded an hour long video called "Solo Josiah Show Episode 1 - Jackie Singh".
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CRs_07rjvYk
I'll admit I didn't have time to watch it yet, because I'm about to leave to attend family lunch right now (no meatloafs), so I won't vouch for its content. But I thought I'd at least let you guys know, hopefully it's fun stuff.

Josiah is the “HuffPost.net” reporter who laughed through Patrick’s most infamous meltdown (“You know you’re a fat faggot with bitch tits?” “Yes, child.”). He’s subsequently been an ongoing target of Jackie Singh’s incompetent #OSINT and they have a significant mutual animosity.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

Capybaras are just overgrown guinea pigs. Dogs tolerate them because they like to eat their poo. That's it. They're prey animals but that dog sees it as a different kind of food source.

If you know anyone who's had both pets in one house, guinea pigs constantly poo. And dogs will follow them around and eat the poo as if they're a treat dispenser.

Guinea pig poo is basically just hay condensed into pellets, it doesn't seem to hurt the dogs.

Aren't they both coprophages that are supposed to eat their primary shit, for vitamin b12 among other stuff? Are the dogs fucking them over by eating their shit?

 

[Divine right to rule]

Patrick really ought to consider doing something about those pests.
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What a liar, he sent me personally DMs on Xitter too and called me a "filthy Krautnigger", followed by dickpicks over a Steamdeck.
I felt very harassed, how can Elon allow this?

 

[Judge Holden]

As per usual an Oinkout is in progress, but he also posted a new beach photo of him and the ole whoopie cushion, along with creeper shots of complete strangers in their swimsuits

- OH SHEEIT THE PIGMANS HERE! DE'RODNAY GET THE KEEDS AND HEAD FOR THE TIKI HUT! TANIYANYA HOLD MAH WEAVE! RO'DAN TRY TO DISTRACT HIM BY TOOTIN IN HIS HO'S SNAYTCH! -

EDIT: Oh....gawd I should not have clicked that video. It starts with him mid-grunt and goes on to have him repeating lines that straight up were conjured out of one of my homemade fatrick coomfics.

"Ugh.....that is a lot.....in-and-out ok we're d...alright thank you that was fun anyway....oh my god there's a lot...holy crap look at all of them....wow....that is a lot of stupid people....ughh....Happy New year!"

DOUBLE EDIT: It just occurred to me how much of a fucking prick he is for the last part of that line. He sees a bunch of his neighbours enjoying themselves together and having fun on new years day and he sneers at them for being stupid while trying to hold them up to be mocked by his xitter friends.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

The fat faggot with bitch tits thinks people are stupid because they do things that are physically uncomfortable. Curious.
I bet that idiot hasn't left his comfort zone in decades.

 

[RaxxScholar]

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How are there so many idiots that fall for this shit lmao. "[insult] oh btw here is my twitter"

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Did Fatrick post any pictures or make comments about his holiday family get togethers?
No pics of his plate of food or some snarky comment about a boomer relative?

You have to wonder if he has been banned from family holiday events or has been explicitly told no SM posts about them.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Did Fatrick post any pictures or make comments about his holiday family get togethers?
No pics of his plate of food or some snarky comment about a boomer relative?

You have to wonder if he has been banned from family holiday events or has been explicitly told no SM posts about them.

He made one post attempting to make a joke out of refusing to explain the hawk tuah coin to his money-in-law.

General consensus was it was made up bullshit.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

He made one post attempting to make a joke out of refusing to explain the hawk tuah coin to his money-in-law.

General consensus was it was made up bullshit.

It's weird that he posts about Lynne more than his own parents/the real Kyle.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's weird that he posts about Lynne more than his own parents/the real Kyle.

Lynne pays the bills so she's more important.

 

[IglyUglyOh]

Aren't they both coprophages that are supposed to eat their primary shit, for vitamin b12 among other stuff? Are the dogs fucking them over by eating their shit?

My understanding is that they have a special form of shit they eat (at night I think?) not the normal pellet stuff. I’ve never had a guinea pig I have watched one for a friend though

Back to Pat: will he publish a book in 2025 or waste more time clapping back at pests?

 

[AprilRains]

As per usual an Oinkout is in progress, but he also posted a new beach photo of him and the ole whoopie cushion, along with creeper shots of complete strangers in their swimsuits
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- OH SHEEIT THE PIGMANS HERE! DE'RODNAY GET THE KEEDS AND HEAD FOR THE TIKI HUT! TANIYANYA HOLD MAH WEAVE! RO'DAN TRY TO DISTRACT HIM BY TOOTIN IN HIS HO'S SNAYTCH! -

EDIT: Oh....gawd I should not have clicked that video. It starts with him mid-grunt and goes on to have him repeating lines that straight up were conjured out of one of my homemade fatrick coomfics.

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DOUBLE EDIT: It just occurred to me how much of a fucking prick he is for the last part of that line. He sees a bunch of his neighbours enjoying themselves together and having fun on new years day and he sneers at them for being stupid while trying to hold them up to be mocked by his xitter friends.

How has he never heard of the annual polar bear plunge? What an ignorant son of a bitch.

 

[McMitch]

As per usual an Oinkout is in progress, but he also posted a new beach photo of him and the ole whoopie cushion, along with creeper shots of complete strangers in their swimsuits
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- OH SHEEIT THE PIGMANS HERE! DE'RODNAY GET THE KEEDS AND HEAD FOR THE TIKI HUT! TANIYANYA HOLD MAH WEAVE! RO'DAN TRY TO DISTRACT HIM BY TOOTIN IN HIS HO'S SNAYTCH! -

EDIT: Oh....gawd I should not have clicked that video. It starts with him mid-grunt and goes on to have him repeating lines that straight up were conjured out of one of my homemade fatrick coomfics.

vOVw3A1DJc1ZgLBK.mp4


DOUBLE EDIT: It just occurred to me how much of a fucking prick he is for the last part of that line. He sees a bunch of his neighbours enjoying themselves together and having fun on new years day and he sneers at them for being stupid while trying to hold them up to be mocked by his xitter friends.

Real bold of Fatrick’s to claim “That is a lot… of stupid people” when he himself, on both merits of corpulence and low mental acuity, qualifies as “a lot of stupid people.”

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Back to Pat: will he publish a book in 2025 or waste more time clapping back at pests?

If he was looking for something simple to self-publish, he could collect his tweets and publish it as "No, Child: The Collected Musings of Patrick Tomlinson." He'd make money off Kiwis and Pests alike buying it.

But that would require him to be able to laugh at himself.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat wears his face everywhere he goes guys, pass it on.

So he admits being fat. That is the face of an extremely fat man. No man of ordinary weight would have such a fat, piggy face.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

As per usual an Oinkout is in progress, but he also posted a new beach photo of him and the ole whoopie cushion, along with creeper shots of complete strangers in their swimsuits
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- OH SHEEIT THE PIGMANS HERE! DE'RODNAY GET THE KEEDS AND HEAD FOR THE TIKI HUT! TANIYANYA HOLD MAH WEAVE! RO'DAN TRY TO DISTRACT HIM BY TOOTIN IN HIS HO'S SNAYTCH! -

EDIT: Oh....gawd I should not have clicked that video. It starts with him mid-grunt and goes on to have him repeating lines that straight up were conjured out of one of my homemade fatrick coomfics.

vOVw3A1DJc1ZgLBK.mp4


DOUBLE EDIT: It just occurred to me how much of a fucking prick he is for the last part of that line. He sees a bunch of his neighbours enjoying themselves together and having fun on new years day and he sneers at them for being stupid while trying to hold them up to be mocked by his xitter friends.

That's the polar plunge. Where people go into the lake on New Years for fun. I can't believe he was scoping it out for pepperoni

 

[Hweeks]

My understanding is that they have a special form of shit they eat (at night I think?) not the normal pellet stuff. I’ve never had a guinea pig I have watched one for a friend though

Back to Pat: will he publish a book in 2025 or waste more time clapping back at pests?

Maybe a new poll? Will Fat publish in 2025?

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

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https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1874255707299864919

Ah yes, for thousands of years we as people have always been about "love and acceptance" it's just natural, chud! Did you know that the cavemen were actually proud LGBT allies and anti-racists?

On a serious note, Patrick must be a real fat faggot if he looks at a cat video and goes "hmm, how can I preach about my political views which are obviously the correct ones?"