🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Polexia Aphrodisia said:
Doubt it's AI, it's some Nigerian running a pig butcher scam.
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Yeah but there's some definite Uncanny Valley going on with her face. Too many filters makes her look unnatural.

Debbie Macomber said:
Wow! Isn't it terrible to have someone harassing you, calling you from different numbers no matter how many times you block them? Soon Russ'll have to make a facebook post saying "Someone with the initial L is contacting my family asking for my new phone number, don't give it to them, they're a stalker!"

Also, surprised Russell has the brains to realize this is a scam and maybe just an AI
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Oh please. Like he's got the self-reflection necessary to realize he doesn't do the same thing.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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It appears AI is getting smarter. They have identified Russ as a lonely freak who can't talk to women and will try to take advantage
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Gimp face got no traction on his latest instagram posts and took them down
 
Russell's dad having Parkinson's might've made him LESS empathetic to Russell's plights.

One of the symptoms is facial paralysis. Now he knows exactly what Russell goes through and more because his condition is serious enough to hospitalize him. Makes it harder for Russ to guilt trip him because "My FaCe Is PaRaLyZed!1!!11!". Russ's dad probably also gets weird looks and people being intolerant, so he also knows exactly how much of Russell's problems are hate and how much are his own bullshit.

Ya think Russell tells his dad he isn't REALLY disabled because he just got Parkinson's and still has a wife, but Russell was born with a gimp face? Whines to his father "You don't understand me! Moebius Syndrome is WAY WORSE than a little case of Parkinson's!"
 
Debbie Macomber said:
Russell's dad having Parkinson's might've made him LESS empathetic to Russell's plights.

One of the symptoms is facial paralysis. Now he knows exactly what Russell goes through and more because his condition is serious enough to hospitalize him. Makes it harder for Russ to guilt trip him because "My FaCe Is PaRaLyZed!1!!11!". Russ's dad probably also gets weird looks and people being intolerant, so he also knows exactly how much of Russell's problems are hate and how much are his own bullshit.

Ya think Russell tells his dad he isn't REALLY disabled because he just got Parkinson's and still has a wife, but Russell was born with a gimp face? Whines to his father "You don't understand me! Moebius Syndrome is WAY WORSE than a little case of Parkinson's!"
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”You don’t understand, you weren’t born like this,I was, so you can’t compare“

Meanwhile for me the main difference is I can muster up a little empathy for Pa Greer. Parkinson’s is a tough disease to live with. As a kid, I had to watch my grandfather slowly morph from a strong, capable man into someone who couldn’t do anything on his own because he could barely move due to Parkinson’s. Russ doesn’t realize it, but the time to get over himself and maybe show some love to his old man is now.

But he won’t, because that’s not gonna get him any hookers.
 
obsdj said:
"True neutral" also invokes D&D alignment charts and now I want to make one featuring the characters from this saga. Presumably the retard sees himself in the Lawful Good block, and Null as Chaotic Evil. Where would Taylor Swift fall, I wonder?
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In an effort to keep lawsuit shitting in the lawsuit thread and general shitting in the general thread, I humbly submit that Taytay would be Lawful Evil. She’s a good girl and just wants to follow the rules, it’s just those no-good unsolicited policies and dirty rotten scoundrel agents that make the rules! The real spirit of the rules would have let Russ give her his song (as a gift! not to do!) and then have him take her to Coldstone, but she just HAS to follow them to the letter, and she knows not what her agents do! That’s why he had to sue her, to bring her attention to their injustice!

Russ’s alignment is, of course, True Stupid.
 
cromit said:
In an effort to keep lawsuit shitting in the lawsuit thread and general shitting in the general thread, I humbly submit that Taytay would be Lawful Evil. She’s a good girl and just wants to follow the rules, it’s just those no-good unsolicited policies and dirty rotten scoundrel agents that make the rules! The real spirit of the rules would have let Russ give her his song (as a gift! not to do!) and then have him take her to Coldstone, but she just HAS to follow them to the letter, and she knows not what her agents do! That’s why he had to sue her, to bring her attention to their injustice!

Russ’s alignment is, of course, True Stupid.
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Lawful Good
Matthew D. Hardin		Neutral Good
Erica		Chaotic Good
Joshua Moon
Lawful Neutral
Judge Bennett		True Neutral
Taylor Swift 		Chaotic Neutral
Kiwi Farms
Lawful Evil
Digital Justice Foundation 		Neutral Evil
Russell Greer		Chaotic Evil
Weens
 
Quick update on Russlore from the lawsuit thread if you’re not following that:

Russ apparently doesn’t know his brother’s address.

Apparently his brother and his dad, who were claimed as witnesses to his plights, didn’t know shit about it at all even after Russ declared them.

They have no testimony is hard Russ signed a joint agreement to withdrawal them as listed.

Russ works all day and can’t answer emails/prosecute his case.

Russ gets lots of French spam for some reason.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Russ gets lots of French spam for some reason.
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Maybe he tried following a lot of French Instathots?

That's just weird his address got onto some French spam list.

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Apparently his brother and his dad, who were claimed as witnesses to his plights, didn’t know shit about it at all even after Russ declared them.
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Of course they don't. Russtard just included them because he probably mush mouthed something to them at some point, they nodded and said yes without understanding him but in his mind that meant they agreed with him and would provide testimony.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
That's just weird his address got onto some French spam list.
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It’s quite weird - reproduced in full:
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(Ignore that he keeps what he thinks are litigiously relevant emails in his trash)

He also has some Brazil thing and the American Association of Retarded People scammers, too.
FamicomGorby said:
Yeah I don't get why Greer included that page with a bunch of his trash emails. Why does he have a bunch of emails in French though?

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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
It’s quite weird - reproduced in full:
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(Ignore that he keeps what he thinks are litigiously relevant emails in his trash)

He also has some Brazil thing and the American Association of Retarded People scammers, too.
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Cooking... Insurance quote from France... some industrial thing in Brazil... a gardening page and some coupon / rebate place again in French.

Could be it's from when he was trying to find models for his Yo Yovanna video which would explain the seemingly odd mix of sites.
 
The Great Citracett said:
You have to remember, he's a man of many talents and in addition to brothel owner, he'd also be Hollywood's biggest star, tween pop music's biggest celebrity songwriter, entrepreneur of many kinds of businesses, and a paralegal who works in an office. All at the same time.

He plans to have every connection everywhere all at once.
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Just the thought of someone being both a tween pop musician and brothel owner & operator is terrifying for anyone (except to Russ).
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
some Brazil thing
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Brazil has several nationwide, non-Government (though they still get a noticeable measure of tax money) institutions* that promote and foster entrepreneurship, workplace quality, workforce training, health and education, industrial development and competitivity, and internships/apprenticeships, among others, in order to develop and grow national commerce and industry. They are heavily interconnected, and work together more often than not.

Why is Russell messing around with Brazilian economic instutions, when he almost certainly doesn't understand a lick of Portuguese? A charitable explanation is that he might just be doing some course on business administration or entrepreneurship, which, considering the USD/BRL exchange rate in the last ~8 years, would be dirt cheap even if he has to pay a ChatGPT subscription to translate everything for him. As for non-charitable ones... he might be considering becoming a "businessman" in a country where prostitution is legal (and even though pimping isn't, it's not a priority for the police or judiciary) and sex trafficking is a serious problem. This might sound utterly deranged to a normal person, but we're talking about a man who wanted to sue a multimillionaire popstar into going on a date with him.

* SESI, SESC, SENAI, SEBRAE, FIE**, CIE** and IEL. FIESC, the one in the image, is the FIE branch operating in the state of Santa Catarina.
 
I Hate The Disabled said:
Just the thought of someone being both a tween pop musician and brothel owner & operator is terrifying for anyone (except to Russ).
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Lol at the thought of some Justin Bieber/One Direction style song's single being promoted on Nickelodeon, followed by a huge full screen image of Russell's moebius face "By paralegal genius songwriter prostitution activist Russell Greer who owns a brothel where he sells and fucks filthy whores, also he's dating Taylor Swift. On Sale NOW!"

This is what Russ actually believed
 
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