🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Instant_Pot_User said:
"The Greeks had it right with prostitution."
Εε; μαλάκα άντε να μιλήσεις πιο για πορνείο, ρε βλάκα Ρούσελ, είσαι fucking retard·τι ξέρεις;

this is fucking hilarious though:
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So an entire career of prostitution would be bad, but a little bit of prostitution before stepping on that stone to a better life is fine.
Ok Russ, how many johns does a hooker have to service before she hits that tipping point? And you'd cut her loose then, would you?
 
StinkySnack said:
He has a horrible, horrible grasp of the English language. When he tries to sound professional, it always ends up looking like a bad Chinese to English translation.

"Da wort of sorrs is more impawtant dan de awrmighty dowwa."
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See also: help workers leave prostitution and go into careers they want to go into.

Better: help sex workers find rewarding careers outside of the sex industry.

But there's no talk about how that will happen. Will you subsidize their college degrees? Will you offerskills training, hold interview practice sessions, provide guidance on how to build an appropriate wardrobe for their desired career, or other things that are beneficial to changing careers?

How will you deal with the issue of background checks? A hooker probably can't work in any field with moral turpitude contract clauses, like teaching. The internet almost guarantes their history will follow them. Will you assist them in acquiring name changes if they want them?

See, five minutes of not really thinking about it and there are questions that would take hours of research and thought if writing a real business plan. Obviously an employer is not going to do all of the above, but if you are trying to market your brothel as a place for a temporary career and claim you want to help them find a better career, these are the questions you'll be asked.
 
Accept Only Substitutes said:
See also: help workers leave prostitution and go into careers they want to go into.

Better: help sex workers find rewarding careers outside of the sex industry.

But there's no talk about how that will happen. Will you subsidize their college degrees? Will you offerskills training, hold interview practice sessions, provide guidance on how to build an appropriate wardrobe for their desired career, or other things that are beneficial to changing careers?

How will you deal with the issue of background checks? A hooker probably can't work in any field with moral turpitude contract clauses, like teaching. The internet almost guarantes their history will follow them. Will you assist them in acquiring name changes if they want them?

See, five minutes of not really thinking about it and there are questions that would take hours of research and thought if writing a real business plan. Obviously an employer is not going to do all of the above, but if you are trying to market your brothel as a place for a temporary career and claim you want to help them find a better career, these are the questions you'll be asked.
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But Russtard doesn't see it that way. He sees prostitution as a noble profession that serves a purpose in society. And that's only because if prostitution didn't exist he could never get laid.

He's only thinking with his dick.
 
You have to remember, he's a man of many talents and in addition to brothel owner, he'd also be Hollywood's biggest star, tween pop music's biggest celebrity songwriter, entrepreneur of many kinds of businesses, and a paralegal who works in an office. All at the same time.

He plans to have every connection everywhere all at once.
 
Accept Only Substitutes said:
But there's no talk about how that will happen. Will you subsidize their college degrees? Will you offerskills training, hold interview practice sessions, provide guidance on how to build an appropriate wardrobe for their desired career, or other things that are beneficial to changing careers?
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No need. After all, what is prostitution, if not a stepping stone to a lucrative career as a cashier or secretary? Sucking Russell his penis automatically turns a woman into Miss Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies. Women will be beating down his door for this opportunity.
 
Clovis said:
So an entire career of prostitution would be bad, but a little bit of prostitution before stepping on that stone to a better life is fine.
Ok Russ, how many johns does a hooker have to service before she hits that tipping point? And you'd cut her loose then, would you?
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How many whores must a man dick down,
before you can call him a man?
Yes, and how many loads must a whore choke down,
before she can ho down no more?

Russ missed his true calling with the shitty pop music. He would have been a massive success if only he'd chosen Folk music...
 
StinkySnack said:
She'll need to visit his homeless shelter for multiple "auditions" before he tells her that "Plans are being made to open the property."
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Instant_Pot_User said:
"The Greeks had it right with prostitution."
Εε; μαλάκα άντε να μιλήσεις πιο για πορνείο, ρε βλάκα Ρούσελ, είσαι fucking retard·τι ξέρεις;

this is fucking hilarious though:
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Yeah, just what a hooker needs - an overbearing control freak demanding you do exactly as told not just while working at his brothel, but in whatever career he chooses for you afterwards. You’d better behave, little missy, because you wouldn’t want to disagree with Uncle Russ, now, would you?

He has zero clue about working girls. This has more red flags than a North Korean parade. Any working girl knows to run a mile after reading this stalker’s charter. This is a guy who will fixate on you and not leave you alone day or night. He’ll want to control absolutely everything about you, and will go utterly insane at the slightest perceived infraction. At the risk of sounding like a broken record, Russ is the last person who should be running a brothel. I just hope he never, ever ends up in a position where he has power over another person (male or female).
 
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It appears AI is getting smarter. They have identified Russ as a lonely freak who can't talk to women and will try to take advantage
 
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It appears AI is getting smarter. They have identified Russ as a lonely freak who can't talk to women and will try to take advantage
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Wow! Isn't it terrible to have someone harassing you, calling you from different numbers no matter how many times you block them? Soon Russ'll have to make a facebook post saying "Someone with the initial L is contacting my family asking for my new phone number, don't give it to them, they're a stalker!"

Also, surprised Russell has the brains to realize this is a scam and maybe just an AI
 
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JustSomeDong said:
How many whores must a man dick down,
before you can call him a man?
Yes, and how many loads must a whore choke down,
before she can ho down no more?

Russ missed his true calling with the shitty pop music. He would have been a massive success if only he'd chosen Folk music...
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Chorus:

The answer my friend is frozen in his grin,
The answer is frozen in his grin.
 
TractorGirl said:
Middle of the night brain thoughts: his stupid Mile High Neon brothel. I know the name comes from porneon/ mile high club, but what has sex in a plane got to do with a brothel? Like I get it relates to sex, but it’s sex in a plane. You have to have sex in a plane to join the Mile High Club, so the name makes no fucking sense? I need sleep…
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If he had any imagination he’d claim he wants to open it in a retired 747 that he’d mount on a huge weathervane so it would always face the wind.

Then it’d be a “weird hotel” that also has hookers. But he’s not that intelligent.
 
TractorGirl said:
Middle of the night brain thoughts: his stupid Mile High Neon brothel. I know the name comes from porneon/ mile high club, but what has sex in a plane got to do with a brothel? Like I get it relates to sex, but it’s sex in a plane. You have to have sex in a plane to join the Mile High Club, so the name makes no fucking sense? I need sleep…
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He also wanted it to be a mile high so people from all around could see this prostitution tower of Babel and be inspired by it, like the Statue of Liberty
 
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