DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
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I was about to ask if the coffee tranny already came back on his knees but looks like another whale just entered. And he seems to think Phil will return the favor or something. Good idea, use Phil's audience of dents and trolls to prop your own crappy gaming channel, that has always worked wonders.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
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Looks like he's trying to copy the deathface bullshit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=epvPuLAjEXU
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I was reading the comments on his most recent YT video. He was getting shat on by the trolls before he deleted them all and maybe changed his comments to manual approval mode just now.
 
I like to think theres a secret dent group on discord that coordinate tips and have something like "who donates a 100 this day/week" and they take turns. Also imagine if they have a Tipper of the week or some gay shit like that. Honestly wouldnt put it past them.
 
CannedBacon said:
I still don't understand how these whales keep coming along as soon one gets dropped
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It is usually 1 of 2 situations.

The dropped whale was just a sock drumming up drama, and never really left.

A smaller whale got an e-mail/was in his dentcord and is stepping up to save their fat 42 yr old Polish findom daddy.
 
CannedBacon said:
I'm convinced this ride is never going to end. $453 tonight for doing absolutely nothing different.
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Of course it won't. Not as long as the big whale is still around, which he will while pretending he's the puppet master.
Plus, this is Christmas week, so of course Phil is getting whaled hard. If anything, I'm shocked when he's not hitting the goal now. What I'm looking forward to is him hitting the DSP Tries It goals too quick and then scamming the dents out of one (although he already said he's doing alcohol for the 3rd one, he's a fully healed alcoholic btw).

It's always january/february when he starts whining about low support again. Remember the spoon rant is about to be one year old. Those 7 dollar Yakuza streams were great and if they keep whaling him, he will keep buying useless shit instead of fixing his bathroom.
 
lupinthethird said:
There is apparently some speculation that some sort of SBMM is 'nerfing' the more skilled players in matches, but there doesn't appear to be any credible proof of it. Look at it this way though, what's more likely, is DSP the more skilled player in any given match or he's just ass?
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Activision published a whitepaper a few months back that goes into detail as to how SBMM works, there are a bunch of factors that go into calculating your hidden skill rating, tldr end goal is to have every player have a ~50% winrate. So if you're doing really well one match, you can almost guarantee that the next one is going to be a blowout where your entire team gets decimated and you struggle to have a 1.0 KD.

Phil's cope about how his bullets are suddenly doing less damage, disappearing or him getting phantom lag are exactly that, cope. So he rage-quits 5 matches in a row, the system predicts he's going to stop playing after the next one and puts him in a bot lobby where he can actually score kills.

Obviously everything in Phil's life needs to be this grand conspiracy, he's incapable of admitting that there are players out there that are just flat out better than him.
 
So DSP has every fast food places menu memorised, since hes claiming there's nothing new on them. I know we know he just orders door dash all the time when we saw fat khat, but damn its really bad. He even complained that papa johns had the same deal on like he checks back on it often. Normally its deathfats like this. ,what a fucking cockroach he is
 
CannedBacon said:
I'm convinced this ride is never going to end. $453 tonight for doing absolutely nothing different.
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$410 from 3-4 clowns, super organic, thanks government gibs loyal supporters who have been watching since risk of rain and just never comment or interact with chat, and then leave and never return.
 
Looseleaf Paper said:
Subway was founded in Bridgeport so people who grew up in Connecticut like Phil have a close connection to it as it used to be a specific regional thing. I remember he went on a rant about how him and his father were angry that the quality of subway dropped throughout the years as they started really expanding across the country, which is a common theme among chain restaurants that try to expand a lot. I don't remember anything specific about it like burger king but he talks so much about worthless garbage it certainly could have happened, but I do remember that rant about Subway in general.
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Phil's repeatedly ranted about how Subway used to be great and he and his dad loved eating there, but then went to shit when they became a national chain. Of course Subway was already a national chain before Phil was even born, but Phil's never one to let facts get in the way.
 
MAWBD2 said:
About that ...

They have black garbage bags on toilet because it's leaking. They got a pile of cat shit in the garage. They eat on paper plates because washing dishes is hard.
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This still makes no sense if you think about it, and I'll keep repeating the same scenario...
If you are actually cooking, you have pots & pans to clean. If you're already doing that, 2 additional dishes are nothing...
Unless they actually don't cook and just Doordash/eat frozen food all the time
Pandalee’s Tits said:
I’m not even joking around or trying to be an asshole when I say that Phil’s situation is dire as fuck and stresses me the fuck out even imagining for myself. You have Phil who will have a 15+ year gap in his resume after the last paypig gets bored of the findom, zero skills (this man has to pay people to do EVERYTHING for him. He is utterly helpless in every way), and he has ZERO friends outside his mo-wife or any semblance of a network. Everybody fucking hates him, and the internet archive of that is easily accessible to any future employer. This faggot is gonna be taking your credit card at the local car wash or just praying he can file some sort of disability for his “fucked up back”. Typical white trash government leech sounds more likely to me. And his fat bitch wife will be busting her ass at low end retail jobs until the diabetes finally does her in.

Just big oof. Couldn’t be me, friends.
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Just based on credentials, and nothing personality wise, he can easy get a data entry job that LARPs as a "finance analyst" or some fluffy title to lure in dumb people with college degrees who just need a job. She can do a receptionist job, that requires no college skill. Problem is when you factor in their personalities, all bets are off.
Lady Adjani said:
Activision published a whitepaper a few months back that goes into detail as to how SBMM works, there are a bunch of factors that go into calculating your hidden skill rating, tldr end goal is to have every player have a ~50% winrate. So if you're doing really well one match, you can almost guarantee that the next one is going to be a blowout where your entire team gets decimated and you struggle to have a 1.0 KD.

Phil's cope about how his bullets are suddenly doing less damage, disappearing or him getting phantom lag are exactly that, cope. So he rage-quits 5 matches in a row, the system predicts he's going to stop playing after the next one and puts him in a bot lobby where he can actually score kills.

Obviously everything in Phil's life needs to be this grand conspiracy, he's incapable of admitting that there are players out there that are just flat out better than him.
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While I am 100% in agreement SBMM exists, all the other things past that are just conspiracy theories. There are people who make a living on Youtube posting all sorts of crap like that, who lack the understanding that patent does not mean such a tool is in use. I think people don't factor in enough that so much of the US is on crappy cable internet with shitty upload speeds and that most "connection" based issues can be attributed to that. If anything, you can be mad at Activision for not having dedicated servers and shitty net code.
 
johnkimble123 said:
Unless they actually don't cook and just Doordash/eat frozen food all the time
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Option 3: A lot of premade/frozen meals come in a disposable contained that is either microwave or oven safe. So then, the paper plates and cooking vessel all get thrown in the Trayush!
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Momma Mia, im'ma quarter Italian! Look at this HOME MADE feast!

Edit: for some reason I'm retarded and didn't see you mention frozen after Doordash.
 
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