DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
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GibMoneyPls said:
He said what the 10 year plan was the other day. The plan was to save up enough money streaming to open a Subway, another franchise fast food place, or his own restaurant. He didn't call it the "ten year plan" but he said that's what his goal was with streaming. To save enough to open a Subway!

Can you even image that? Phil is afraid of people, hasn't even been in a convenience store since he moved to Washington. Great plan, dude!!
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didnt he have some lifelong vendetta against subway for something stupid? i know there was the burger king with a little bit of extra mayo but I thought there was something with subway too
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
didnt he have some lifelong vendetta against subway for something stupid? i know there was the burger king with a little bit of extra mayo but I thought there was something with subway too
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Subway was founded in Bridgeport so people who grew up in Connecticut like Phil have a close connection to it as it used to be a specific regional thing. I remember he went on a rant about how him and his father were angry that the quality of subway dropped throughout the years as they started really expanding across the country, which is a common theme among chain restaurants that try to expand a lot. I don't remember anything specific about it like burger king but he talks so much about worthless garbage it certainly could have happened, but I do remember that rant about Subway in general.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
didnt he have some lifelong vendetta against subway for something stupid? i know there was the burger king with a little bit of extra mayo but I thought there was something with subway too
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It was because he wanted to do a DSP D'VOURS It on some limited time offer sandwich, they didn't have it at the Subway he went to and both the manager and franchisee were rude to him.
 
EmpGulcasa said:
...everything to do with KC this year was extra retarded...
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I more or less tuned out for the King Is Back Baby SmugSydePhil saga, but posters here were predicting it wouldn't last and that Dave's fall afterwards would be swift and hard. And I kept the faith, Lordy I kept it beside me, and have we not been REWARDED, bruthas and sistas! This might be the most pathetic Phil has been since Leanna left and he was doing his sadboy I-can't-operate-a-washing-machine thing. Sitting in KC chat begging for friendship and being ignored, getting ruthlessly mocked by an even fatter retard and just taking it like the bitch he is (or like the kid you could force to eat a bug with the promise of being able to hang out with you), spending like mad for what, 3 PCs now(?) and loads of RBG lights that blink out of sequence ("so get them to blink IN sequence!"), trying desperately to get interviews and getting ghosted like Sauron's army, getting absolutely molested by Stuttering Craig in his own interview and reacting by running and only then shittalking Craig, trying so very very hard to get a King's streak going and failing miserably multiple times despite constantly changing the rules so he can win (yes Phil is both THAT kid and the bug-eating kid)...and all in what, the last month? Two? I honestly can't think of such a stretch of L after L for our resident pigroach in the 5 years I've been trapped in the vortex. Add in the Joon doc, DSP counting all money sources in his goals instead of just tips, DSP's admission that he's DownFromTheRafters and playing WWE Champions on stream only for it to crash and burn along with DSPolitics (2 things people predicted for years would do well for Phil...whoops), and it's been quite the year for our boy.

(Was the departure of OneMinuteMan/PlanetJeff this year, too?)

EmpGulcasa said:
his earlier video gaming days when he was just a ball of pure tard rage
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True, his rage it seems is now directed towards the absolute mongs that are his fans rather than games, because he hates games and loves money and adulation. I don't know, idiots that suck at video games and rage about it seem pretty common, but where else can you find a khantent creator who absolutely goes off on his audience like an uppity panhandler even as they've provided him a six-figure income for a decade?

Shuma-Gorath said:
Also, he seems to be under the impression that Mutahar deleted TwiTTter because of him.
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To be fair to Dave, a chatter suggested this to him and he clarified that he was not saying that (and again to be fair, he had not). DSP explained that he was communicating with Mutahar on Xitter about his stupid interview, and the next day Mutahur deleted his Xitter, which meant he could not finish setting up the interview. Now, this bit was in the context of an overall rant about people "running" from DSP, but he could easily have just meant that Mutahur could have continued the conversation by contacting him some other way and did not. So while you CAN read it as "he was so afraid of me he BALEETED XITTER!", I think that's a reach.
 
Sheriff of CWCville said:
To those who said Phil was boring, you still feel the same? IMO 2024 has been one of the best years of Phil of all time
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Yes. Phil is probably in his most boring stage now, as I'm one of the detractors most interested in attempting to understand this strange man. Many of the unknowns have been checked off in 2024 (WWE Champions addiction, Fat Kat), he's proven he really wanted to be the drawmuh streamer with flashy lights all along, and none of this has provided any real resolution. Phil is just going to shamelessly beg as a sad lolcow until his dying day.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
didnt he have some lifelong vendetta against subway for something stupid? i know there was the burger king with a little bit of extra mayo but I thought there was something with subway too
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To be fair the sandwich had way too much mayo and looked foul.
 
C'MON GUYS, LETS GET SOME SUPPORT FOR THAT CHOPPER GUNNER!!!



No, seriously. I got my first chopper gunner ever... and no one even gave a single sub. Wow.



He is FIGHTING for that goal today. Trying to give "discounts" for VIP badges on his Kick chat today.
 
I was listening for the last half hour or so of the COD stream and this dude is insane. He suddenly noticed that he was getting screen tears and despite having been playing for hours, insisted that a game update had reset his settings. So he goes into the options and sees the game's resolution is at 4k. "What the hell man! They totally messed up my settings! I didn't do that! My setup doesn't even support that!" So he sets it back to 1440 or whatever he uses. Then he implies that the high resolution was affecting his connection to the servers, causing lag, which of course is why he was losing. Then he said that skill based matchmaking "makes your bullets do less damage" after he shot someone in the leg and they didn't die instantly.
 
The Southwest Strangla said:
I think Phil knows he’s not coming.
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He's always known from the first and only 'no'.
neger psykolog said:
Someone posted a link to this gay ass YouTube channel in the kiwifarms reviews thread that is basically just an AI podcast that discusses shit on kiwifarms. It's not really "negative" but it's really gay.

It's obviously intended for normies to stumble upon and watch and probably just exists to farm views/money (and is the sort of thing that will eventually make DSPs own videos get even less and less income)

There's a 12 minute long video that is just about the DSP sub forum that is just fucking hilarious.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EJHJYE4J5RM
There's a part where they mention the importance or some shit or presenting DSP "with khantext" and they don't even mention the significance of "out of khantext" when it comes to DSP lol.

They also mention "the incident".

I'm really curious how many threads and posts the video is based on. They mention that this section is big but don't really mention just how big and autistic this subforum is.

This will also the type of shir that will make monetized "detractor" khantent on YouTube become unprofitable also (unless they have a real audience). It's totally plausible an AI could put out better videos than hardcore detractors eventually lol.
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I didn't know it was possible to make the farms boring.
San Dimas High School said:
Metokur apparently has DSP in his PFP in this Joon Doc so DSP has convinced himself that Bathtub Ross is a DSP detractor. Metokur is using this PFP to fool the detractors on zoom by making them think he's one of them, when really he's just there to felt them.
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Phail doesn't know what trolling actually is. see: Metokur, Triple P (I call him triple p), etc
Shuma-Gorath said:
He's so desperate to insert himself into the story it's really cringe inducing. Like he probably expected a 1 hour segment dedicated to Metokur talking about Phil and yet Tardski is more featured during this than Phil.
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He is sooooooooooooo butthurt he wasn't in there.
 
Vic Viper T301 said:
Then he said that skill based matchmaking "makes your bullets do less damage" after he shot someone in the leg and they didn't die instantly.
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This has forever been a thing with him and MP shooters lol he can't hit a headshot to save his fucking life. It's like he instinctively aims for every guy's crotch/ass and his ginflexes catch up when he's aiming at their feet.. wrestling really did a number on him.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
He looks like he caught Kat fucking Subaru Man eating his dinner.

In other news, in order to soothe his tissue paper ego, Phil kicks off his evening stream by shitting on IronChefSakai. But remember, he's staying away from drama.
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Phail derailing another of his own streams? Impossible!
dent_whisperer said:
So who is this everyone Phil brings up when he says that people like him now? Any relation to that fuckwit ALottaPeePul?
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cousins
Lean In Ban said:
Is it no surprise that Phil made the Quarry King segment of the Metokur video about himself and how he totally didn't flag any channels? He DID NOT flag anybody dood.
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Yet there is video proof he did.
GibMoneyPls said:
Then Phil talks for a few minutes about how showing medical documents to anyone ever isn't required to prove an illness. And how evil people are for asking for proof of someone being sick. THEN Phil says how he's dealing with sickness very close to him.
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Because it will ruin the grift he's been setting up.
Coke Zero said:
Just watch the clips where metokur watched you play gta and you'll see what metokur thinks of you. It really isn't that deep and doesn't require an interview to get figured out.
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Oh you know he's watched it. He knows exactly what Jim thinks and just wanted to pull another Craig hang up go fuck yourself.
 
Vic Viper T301 said:
Then he said that skill based matchmaking "makes your bullets do less damage" after he shot someone in the leg and they didn't die instantly.
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There is apparently some speculation that some sort of SBMM is 'nerfing' the more skilled players in matches, but there doesn't appear to be any credible proof of it. Look at it this way though, what's more likely, is DSP the more skilled player in any given match or he's just ass?
 
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Looks like he's trying to copy the deathface bullshit.
 
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