💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    697
...but he reads tons of ayn rand. the fuck did he think they were arguing about? how is he this retarded. why didnt the captain mannings of the world stop being a fan earlier to tell us nick new absolutely fucking nothing about anything whatsoever?

He took a literal step down mentally at a certain point. Old Nick was an imperfect guy in his knowledge, but a much clearer thinking guy up through his major online trials. But then his brains went to mush and he operates at a sort of retard level. Its possible to theorize that the combination of booze and coke gave him brain damage. Or maybe just the effect of too much alcohol over time. We really will never know. But the guy who calls himself Nick today is nowhere near as able to think as lets say 2019 Nick was.

I think Nick was always a porn degenerate and some of us caught onto that early with his Drex conversations. But there was nothing to say that they guy would end up going crackhead swinger and career-implode in the way he did.
 
why didnt the captain mannings of the world stop being a fan earlier to tell us nick knew absolutely fucking nothing about anything whatsoever?
I can't speak for all of his fans, obviously, but I did tell this site back in late-2020 early-2021, bro. I saw the signs and tried to warn people. Nobody wanted to hear it at the time. I was cast as a "jilted lover" and other crap. I caught an enormous amount of shit for being critical of Nick. Over time, others began to become critical of Nick, but didn't fare much better. Some people even got threadbanned here for being critical of Nick. Thread was practically an enforced hugbox.

It took until late 2022 before that changed.

I'm not angry about it, but that's just the way it was. Now I'm pretty sure everybody is more or less on the same page. I look at it as "better late than never." Life is too fleeting the hold grudges, especially over Internet crap, so I don't.
 
I can't speak for all of his fans, obviously, but I did tell this site back in late-2020 early-2021, bro
well from what @Strix454 says you apparently didnt have as open retardation to point to then. like nick back then could actually understand some things. its just really hard to reconcile the nicks being the same, he was always as slimy i think but hiding it but his retardation is just to the point now i keep wanting to retroactively apply it to make sense.
 
I can't speak for all of his fans, obviously, but I did tell this site back in late-2020 early-2021, bro. I saw the signs and tried to warn people. Nobody wanted to hear it at the time. I was cast as a "jilted lover" and other crap. I caught an enormous amount of shit for being critical of Nick. Over time, others began to become critical of Nick, but didn't fare much better. Some people even got threadbanned here for being critical of Nick. Thread was practically an enforced hugbox.

It took until late 2022 before that changed.

I'm not angry about it, but that's just the way it was. Now I'm pretty sure everybody is more or less on the same page. I look at it as "better late than never." Life is too fleeting the hold grudges, especially over Internet crap, so I don't.
There were a lot of noseguards in those days, but there were some of us who saw through the balldo. We just had to balance criticism with the positives there were at the time.

The warning signs were there, people just didn't want to see it.
 
Oh no he knows about the leak.
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Even for Nick, he can't be so retarded to repeatedly and recently say he was never an addict and then also ask the prosecutor to allow him to be the poster child of addiction.

That's why I think it's likely bullshit. He can't be that retarded.
You're saying this about the man who readily admitted to his live audience of tens of thousands that his 8 year old daughter tested positive for cocaine use.
 
So it was a gayop.
i love that. nick hunched over his keyboard firing up alts to paint himself as a pathetic retard all day, talking to his ex fellow gay lover aaron again, reliving the memories as he chats him up having tons of conversation and making aaron laugh like he used to but this time with himself as the punchline
 
If this (totally fuckin’ retard brained) info is true & Cuck did in fact hold up the case all to try & keep boozing, then I feel a tiny bit put out that I was so goddamn sure it had to be about the child endangerment charge. Maybe it’s both, but something is telling me, no, it was just him prioritizing his beloved alcohol above everything. Still, God forbid Cuck thinks of anyone beyond himself. If it was also having to do with the CE charge, he was still only concerned about his reputation alone. To think he actually thought he could bargain the whiskey back, as if his streams are some prized commodity that are highly sought after? Lmao. He’s actually stupider than I thought, so that’s where the put out thoughts are coming from. More I think on it, the more likely the info sounds. Any denial on Cuck’s part is likely just his usual cucked cope as he tries to grab them “wins.”
 
well from what @Strix454 says you apparently didnt have as open retardation to point to then.
He hid shit well from his audience. You had to talk to him on more of one-on-one level, like I did, to see the warning signs. Not everybody was doing that. I had a direct line because I was helping him with Weebwars on the Farms, and I caught glimpses of who he really was beginning in late 2020.

Over time he became less and less adept at hiding who he was as a person publicly, and the mask slipped more and more.

Now it's off completely. Now we're here.

There were a lot of noseguards in those days, but there were some of us who saw through the balldo. We just had to balance criticism with the positives there were at the time.

The warning signs were there, people just didn't want to see it.
I also think there was an undercurrent of people who felt criticism of Nick would hurt Vic. They really pinned their hopes on Nick and Ty saving Vic.

You can argue that's not a great excuse, and I would agree, but I think I find it in myself to feel a little sympathy for those that took that position. They didn't defend a bastard just for the sake of defending one.

Weebwars is over, and ended in disaster (sadly for Vic), so it's a non-issue now. He can't hide behind that anymore. A lot of old Weebwarriors are gone, and many others have turned against him too. There are only a very few holdouts left I have seen here, and they are mostly keeping their mouth's shut. It's basically a total reversal from where we were at 2-5 years ago.

Again, Nick is 100% the type of guy to try and turn his channel into an anti drug psa channel so he can continue taking drugs
That's what I'm saying. This could be a gay op but Nick absolutely would suggest an asinine idea like that, so it's kinda believable.

Not too long ago he was arguing he didn't have to pay anyone in Lawtube because they benefitted from being in his graces and receiving exposure. He used their far superior legal expertise, and he could get away with that because he had the biggest channel.

Now his channel and brand is crap, but it wouldn't shock me if he doesn't know or accept that.
 
He really did have a chance at substantial success for a moment. But when it came down it, what Nick really wanted were lewds of middle-aged women, an online romance with a skinwalking troon and a bottle up his own ass.
To be honest, I don’t think this was ever the case. All of the attention around Nick’s streams has fuck all to do with Nick. He wasn’t shown in the Netflix documentary because he did well. He was shown in it because they were trying to illustrate how polarizing the trial was for the globe.
Nick was not the success. Kyle Rittenhouse and Johnny Depp were the success. Nick already had an infrastructure in place that none of the other lawyers did. That’s the only reason it was him instead of anyone else.
Nick never had a chance at mainstream success, and I truly believe the only reason he was given a contract by Rumble is because they took a play out of Mixer’s playbook and basically gave out contracts like candy in hopes that it would give them quick success. Same thing with Locals. Locals basically gives anyone a contract.
Nick was always destined to remain nobody, he just happened to be in the right place at the right time to get two generation defining cases back to back.
 
Who is currently Nick´s audience? I´d guess weebs and wine moms so the anti drug PSA, even if we were charitable and think he still has a career streaming, would be completely worthless.
Neither Nick, the Barneswalker or the county prosecutor have any idea on how to put a value on Nick doing anti-drug PSA. The difference is that the Barneswalker and the prosecutor know that none of the three knows how it works. Nick believes that YT is a money printing machine. Speak the magic words and money comes out. "Sean, SEAN, with 400k subscribers how is that worthless? Answer me Sean! We can charge each a penny per show and 2 coke cooking shows a day. Two cents for the privilege of subscribing. That's $80 million a week. How is that worthless? Sean, I have 7 times the number of subscribers as legalbytes. I made you and legalbytes, Sean. If neither of you makes more than $2 million a week, you're doing it wrong. I gave you and legalbytes a formula worth billions at my standard advert rate."

Nick has never worked hard for anything. Success for him involves luck, magic words, and his giant brain that creates the lucky magic words. Cope and Sneed, magic dragon.
 
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His failure was so spectacular that he was just an embarrassment to be forgotten. And when the people he could reach didn't listen to his ideas, escalating all the way to the board of directors probably made sense to Nick.
Now add on to the fact that nick thinks he did nothing wrong so far, who do you think he is blaming his 2022-2023 spiral? Now think about who nick ended up choosing if this plea deal thing is true? The ape or gollum? Another recipe for a disaster :story:
 
So it was a gayop.
The good ol´ "I will bait them by pretending to be extremely retarded" Nickaroo. He does it so effectively it is still completely plausible he did offer those things to the prosecution. He is just that good.

ETA: just a reminder that the latest juiciest leak - the aborted Niggieta baby and the confirmation for Hedo II - was a convo with someone that Nick absolutely did not trust to the point of demodding them an year prior to the DMs so Nick is just retarded enough to leak things to random people.
 
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Nick never had a chance at mainstream success, and I truly believe the only reason he was given a contract by Rumble is because they took a play out of Mixer’s playbook and basically gave out contracts like candy in hopes that it would give them quick success. Same thing with Locals. Locals basically gives anyone a contract.
I STILL believe they thought they were getting a legal show, and pulled a bait and switch.

But your theory could be true too. I mean, they gave fucking Mersh a contract. Some of what Rumble did makes little sense.

I don't think Rumble is gonna last. It's nice they have a more permissive ToS, but their infrastructure is garbage and their business model is wanting.
 
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