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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
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densedance said:
Yeah that's what I also noticed. Before it was only a handfull, now on his latest few videos it's literally every comment. Question is, does he even give a shit? Does he even care? Is he willing to go trough the hassle to check every haidur comment and delete it or does he swift over it and forget about it? OR is he willing to shut down the comment section fully like he did many years ago (alltough the hadurs comment back then wasn't that vast as it is now).
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He admitted he can't read the comments and the guy(s) that he hired to moderate his comments obviously aren't doing it anymore.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
He admitted he can't read the comments and the guy(s) that he hired to moderate his comments obviously aren't doing it anymore.
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He's basically so brain-damaged he can't even read any more. This might explain some of his obvious confusion in his Jackoff the Go videos, where he can't figure out what he's ordering and when it comes, he can't remember what's on his plate and has to ask Hammy.

It could be his vision, but probably it's just that the brain damage from the strokes has rendered him unable to read.

Or it could be both. About nothing about this semi-sentient blob of flesh actually works at this point.

That's also why he gets so angy all the time, it upsets him when he's literally incapable of even understanding what's going on around him because of the brain damage.
 
Super Hans v2 said:
It's not just his frame of reference that's fucked, he can't remember anything more than 30 seconds. He gave a review of Shogun's first episode saying it wasn't violent, and that has suicide, decapitations, and people being boiled alive.
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Jack's idea of violence is seeing explicit gore, that is pretty much what he means but he is too retarded to just say "there's no gore"
 
AnOminous said:
He's basically so brain-damaged he can't even read any more. This might explain some of his obvious confusion in his Jackoff the Go videos, where he can't figure out what he's ordering and when it comes, he can't remember what's on his plate and has to ask Hammy.

It could be his vision, but probably it's just that the brain damage from the strokes has rendered him unable to read.

Or it could be both. About nothing about this semi-sentient blob of flesh actually works at this point.

That's also why he gets so angy all the time, it upsets him when he's literally incapable of even understanding what's going on around him because of the brain damage.
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Six of one, half a dozen of the other. His vision is fucked up and his brain probably looks like Swiss cheese at this point.
 
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Apparently Kraven failed because of "political reasons"

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Guess he didn't want to make a video for it

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He really loves his AI toys

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Wants to burn a live snake alive

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Ironic

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MORE GIMMICKS

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I like that Tammy has to be the one to hold Jack's phone in one hand to take the photo of her other hand holding Rob's utensils because Jack can't do either of those things. I hope Rob used each one as an ass scratcher.
 
Marc said:
I like that Tammy has to be the one to hold Jack's phone in one hand to take the photo of her other hand holding Rob's utensils because Jack can't do either of those things. I hope Rob used each one as an ass scratcher.
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To be fair to the crippled wendigo both of Tammy's hands are in frame so she can't have been the one holding the phone which means jack was drooling over her shoulder to get the first person POV shot presumably to give off the impression that he's the one holding it despite the obviously painted nails and female hands.

Falcon Sebben said:
But I'd rather have a snake in my oven than a Scalfatty in my home
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A snake will eat small pests before they can get into your home and start breeding, Jack however is too slow, blind and crippled to catch rodents and his graveyard of grills and smokers provide excellent shelter for them to hide in.
 
p1138 said:
He's fucking retarded, so he probably means the vaccine, instead of the gain of function virus research that was going on in Wuhan, that was partially funded by the US. Fatty's retardation is the same dumb shit that prompted thousands of moron boomers to cry about wearing a paper cough mask as if that were going to somehow kill them because it meant being cut off from "god's air"(they actually made statements like that) while ignoring that tons of people around the globe wear respiratory PPE 40 hours a week due to that jobs, and are just fine.
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Masks are gay, ok sperg
 
Woggie's child bride said:
To be fair to the crippled wendigo both of Tammy's hands are in frame so she can't have been the one holding the phone which means jack was drooling over her shoulder to get the first person POV shot presumably to give off the impression that he's the one holding it despite the obviously painted nails and female hands.
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I had to enlarge the thumbnail to see her other hand. By god, the two person job of photographing a single handful of smiling sticks is even dumber than I gave the Scalfatties credit for.
 
Woggie's child bride said:
A snake will eat small pests before they can get into your home and start breeding, Jack however is too slow, blind and crippled to catch rodents and his graveyard of grills and smokers provide excellent shelter for them to hide in.
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Snakes are also better company. They don't bother you unless you get too close.

I am Jack's dead arm said:
He's not smart enough to think of anything like that. He just abuses the free soda/popcorn refills. IIRC when he was in the nursing home, he would bring back a full tub because they weren't feeding him 5000+ calories a day.
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The worst part is when he and Hammy would go they'd get their popcorn and drinks. Put the drinks in the seat holders then dump the popcorn into the drink caddy and immediately go back to get a refill so they could both have their popcorn.

I can't finish a small movie theater popcorn because it's so loaded with fat and salt. I can't imagine how Fatty and Hammy eat a whole bucket of that stuff in one sitting.
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Apparently Kraven failed because of "political reasons"
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the illuminati have consigned this movie masterpiece to failure due to brave christian hollywood executives REFUSING the directive to have kraven turn directly to camera mid-film and deliver a speech praising anal sex
 
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