💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Raging Capybara]

Surprised we haven't seen another stroke or health scare.

It probably happened a few days ago, since he can't speak anymore.

We just don't have all the info yet, but I don't rule out another mini-stroke.

 

[p1138]

It probably happened a few days ago, since he can't speak anymore.

We just don't have all the info yet, but I don't rule out another mini-stroke.

What? He was live streaming and speaking 2 days ago. He was sick and lost of voice on his vacation. He can speak and gurgle just the same as he did before his vacation.

 

[p1138]

Wait is Jack unvaxxed? It will definitely kill him if he gets it in that case and it's not really a question of "if" but rather when. I can't remember if his stint in a nursing home was after the vaccine was released, possibly they forced him to take it.

The stroke that put him in the nursing home was either late 2022 or very early 2023. The vaccine definitely existed, and he probably just lied about having taken it. Another thing people were doing was printing out fake vax cards/certificates/receipts or whatever you want to call them.

 

[Miltank]

Am I missing something here? Why would a dogs belly need to be shaved? I don't think her fur is long enough for mats. Maybe related to his weird fetish/fear of dog genitalia?

 

[biggacracka]

I don't think her fur is long enough for mats

It probably matted from the eternal harness

 

[Shartavius]

Jack is 100% one of those people who got vaccinated and pretended they didn't - Just consider how important maintaining the lie of "dieting" is to him, so he has pretense to constantly remind everyone that he knows better than they do; and he lives better than them as a consequence. He practices the laziest forms of narcissism and dishonesty imaginable. That said, I would love to be wrong about his vaccination status.

 

[Tiresome]

Jack is 100% one of those people who got vaccinated and pretended they didn't - Just consider how important maintaining the lie of "dieting" is to him, so he has pretense to constantly remind everyone that he knows better than they do; and he lives better than them as a consequence. He practices the laziest forms of narcissism and dishonesty imaginable. That said, I would love to be wrong about his vaccination status.

I would not be surprised either way, but what's manifestly clear about Jack Russell Scalfani is he is absolutely the most craven kind of hypocrite in virtually every aspect of his life.

 

[biggacracka]

Jack is 100% one of those people who got vaccinated and pretended they didn't - Just consider how important maintaining the lie of "dieting" is to him, so he has pretense to constantly remind everyone that he knows better than they do; and he lives better than them as a consequence. He practices the laziest forms of narcissism and dishonesty imaginable. That said, I would love to be wrong about his vaccination status.

That makes sense actually.
>"guise, fast food is killing you"
>BURGER WARS
>"guise, carbs are killing you"
>eats carbs by the carload
>"guise, vaccines are killing you"
>...
This nigga is vaxxmaxxing

 

[Tiresome]

This nigga is vaxxmaxxing

That would have been a fantastic video, Tammy storming into the local community center, Jack rolling on behind (fatly) on the scootypuff, having him roll up his sleeve to show his flabby arm for another free jab because the county health department is pumping Johnson & Johnson today and he already has cheap Walgreens and CVS bandaids covering his Pfizer and Moderna shots.

VAXX WARS.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That makes sense actually.
>"guise, fast food is killing you"
>BURGER WARS
>"guise, carbs are killing you"
>eats carbs by the carload
>"guise, vaccines are killing you"
>...
This nigga is vaxxmaxxing

To say nothing of PrEP when Junior brings Dontell Barkevious Benjamin and the boys back from fag football at the warehouse for a little Backdoor BBQ.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

To say nothing of PrEP when Junior brings Dontell Barkevious Benjamin and the boys back from fag football at the warehouse for a little Backdoor BBQ.

They invited Patrick to grill the black guy.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack confirmed to have the worst taste in movies ever

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Am I missing something here? Why would a dogs belly need to be shaved? I don't think her fur is long enough for mats. Maybe related to his weird fetish/fear of dog genitalia?

Maybe because that's the only part of the dog they groom because they never take her harness off?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack confirmed to have the worst taste in movies ever

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Fatty just thinks that Aaron Taylor-Johnson is hot so that's why he gave it such a good score.

It's also not really a Marvel movie as it's Sony and they own the movie rights to the Spiderverse.

 

[Tiresome]

No violence in Kraven the Hunter, huh. So I assume it's an intellectual drawing-room style flick like My Dinner with Andre?

 

[p1138]

No violence in Kraven the Hunter, huh. So I assume it's an intellectual drawing-room style flick like My Dinner with Andre?

LOL, there's violence in the first 30 seconds of the trailer from a year ago and the one from just a few months ago.

Of course you have to remember that Fatty almost choked his own son to death, so who knows wtf his idea of "violence" is.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Has anyone else noticed Jack gets way more negative comments on his videos now? I think he's totally given up on getting rid of the haters.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Of course you have to remember that Fatty almost choked his own son to death, so who knows wtf his idea of "violence" is.

It's not just his frame of reference that's fucked, he can't remember anything more than 30 seconds. He gave a review of Shogun's first episode saying it wasn't violent, and that has suicide, decapitations, and people being boiled alive.

 

[Dead Air]

He can't see the screen. His vision is fucked he probably can barely follow along with a plot line for more than a couple minutes. He goes to these movies to consume more popcorn.

 

[densedance]

Has anyone else noticed Jack gets way more negative comments on his videos now? I think he's totally given up on getting rid of the haters.

Yeah that's what I also noticed. Before it was only a handfull, now on his latest few videos it's literally every comment. Question is, does he even give a shit? Does he even care? Is he willing to go trough the hassle to check every haidur comment and delete it or does he swift over it and forget about it? OR is he willing to shut down the comment section fully like he did many years ago (alltough the hadurs comment back then wasn't that vast as it is now).