💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Strix454 said:
I'm still hoping (someday) for the battle of Aaron's lawn. Nick vs. Aaron with the girls sitting in the car cheering Nick on. In a perfect world Ralph would be there to cheer Nick on as well. Nick probably wins with a roundhouse kick to the balls after Aaron being distracted by Kayla. Aaron, would be wearing boxing gloves, but no cup.
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And then Jim arrives on a chariot of fire with loudspeakers proclaiming "BE NOT AFRAID"
 
For Nick's birthday celebration today, I think he should take the debauchery to the public on his own terms by going outside to all the biggest prominent and public spaces, take a megaphone with him and then educate the general public about his love for the Balldo and mix in some new, funny and weird kinks he has.

As him and April enjoyed educating the children with the TMI sex talks that they admitted to, I think it would be again, funny and weird, for him to commit some more crimes and try and talk about sexual activities to more children in MN. Hell, invite Melton down to join in. I think he'd love to join in on that. Make sure you send him more Superchats so he can afford to travel there first though k.

Unhappy Birthday Nick
You skeletol wimpy little bastard
:drink:
 
Imagine getting chased out of da sektur by a no-name norwood cuck who continues to MOG you(Nick Rekeita) day after day by running a profitable daily show.

This is more humiliating than doing a bunch of MDMA with a crowd of gay dudes for their amusement.
 
Melty Butter said:
  • She wasn't always a sad and desperate person. The Internet + drugs + men + (probably) depression reveal a sad descent.
  • The Simpcast issue is usually ignored but that period demonstrates a sharp shift in April's unraveling.
  • Aaron has spoken at length about his mistakes with April. They seem on point: She should never have been on STMS. She couldn't handle the Internet blowback.
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I think that is overly generous. She looked better early on, but I don't think she was better. She never built a life for herself. She monkey-branched from guy to guy until she became a coke whore. The other way to interpret her issues with STMS is that is she a lazy ho who just doesn't want to work. For all her talk about her fragile internet feelings, she is now crawling on her knees for Melton and doing chats suggesting she & Nick are going to visit him. If she respected herself at all, she couldn't do that.

If she had sense or self-respect or much of anything going for her, she would have run from Nick when the charges came down. But rather than do that, she decided to degrade herself all the way down for Nick because IMO she has no interest in supporting herself or going back to work. I'm sure Nick will probably eventually convince her to get on onlyfans or worse. In appearance alone, she is already on the way to turning into the trailer trash ghetto whore of Nick's dreams complete with bottled tobacco scent.

Every one of these four people's core problem is not wanting to be an adult and refusing to work like a normal person to support themselves. That includes you specifically Aaron.
 
Ah ha' said:
He was referencing the NES friday the thirteenth game.

Re: Celeste Rekietas eyes. I dont think she is a crazy lady, Ive known many older women who as they got older just seem to have tighter facial skin and when they cut their bangs it makes them look that way.

Its like some sort of modern cave lady look and they often seem to have bulging eyes like Celeste but theyre normal nice old ladies.
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Wrong! Skin doesn't get tighter with age it only gets looser due to decreased collagen and elastin production, and I'm sure she gets regular Botox injections with her money anyway. I have no doubt in my mind she's the queen narcissist of the Rekieta family that permanently stunted little Nicky's emotional growth, and caused him to be an insipid NPD. What I know about his dad Bob is that he comes across as the subservient "Yes Dear" type husband. Either for the fortune fueled comfortable lifestyle, or he's just been buck broken by that bug eyed witch.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
This was the same stream where Rekieta rued that his wife's body had been "destroyed" for "thirteen, MINIMUM, thirteen years" by pregnancy (clip in linked post).
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That was during the gay Jamaican cuck shirt era where he wore a gay wife-beater shirt with Jamaican colors on it to advertise his preference for black cocks and wife-beating.

Has he worn that gay cuck shirt since it appeared on his seething mugshot picture?
 
Balldo's Gate said:
It's unclear to me whether Rekieta will ever stream again. He hasn't been on YouTube since August of this year, nearly 4 months, having streamed an average of 1.25 times per week in the 3 months prior on his obstensibly "every weeknight" show.
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If he takes a plea, he's essentially acknowledging the death of his reputation and his career, confirming what people think of him, and doing what he's fought so hard against doing. Even though I know it's most likely, I can't actually imagine Nick doing it.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
It's unclear to me whether Rekieta will ever stream again. He hasn't been on YouTube since August of this year, nearly 4 months, having streamed an average of 1.25 times per week in the 3 months prior on his obstensibly "every weeknight" show.
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He'll try until he realizes thst taking a plea deal doesn't magically exonerate him in the eyes of the public and then he'll do it occasionally and then probably never again
 
Strix454 said:
Every one of these four people's core problem is not wanting to be an adult and refusing to work like a normal person to support themselves. That includes you specifically Aaron.
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Aaron would probably be a happier and wealthier person if he got into working on roads and sidewalks and shit for the county.
 
Happy Birthday Nick - remember, it might be your last you get to celebrate at home for a while!
Hope you will soon get your wish of getting shanked by a Based Jamaican Bull after you try and drop the soap in front of him.
tips Top Hat as required under §88 Subsection 14 of Mutt's Law
 
Balldo's Gate said:
Two years ago today Nick Rekieta celebrated his birthday at the Minneapolis gay bar Gay 90s, where Nick and his wife were caught on tape in the background of a Snapchat video talking with another man, with Kayla telling the unnamed and unseen hunk that Nick Rekieta, who turned 41 that day, had turned 41 that day.
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Is the Gay '90s even really a gay bar at this point? It seems like a Disnified version of a gay bar for super lame straight people.
 
AnOminous said:
Is the Gay '90s even really a gay bar at this point? It seems like a Disnified version of a gay bar for super lame straight people.
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Also, bar's closed due to AIDS monkeypox caught on fire in a possible case of insurance fraud. Either that or someone caught the building on fire trying to smoke meth in the bathroom while getting pounded up the ass.
 
Happy Birthday to my favorite Balldo wearing cocaine and alcohol abusing non practicing lolyer who’s on his way to winning Lolcow of the Year back to back!

Pour yourself a glass, sniff some blow, and fuck April you crazy dude!

🥃:really:
 
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