💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
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    698
ItsAaronIgnoreMe said:
This is my only post I will have. Just to clarify 1 thing. It seems I've confused people about the "investigator" remark. My attorney has his own investigator who looks into new evidence and claims. We are waiting on their official report. Sorry for the confusion.
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Is there a way for you to prove you are who you claim you are?
I mean, simple. Just shout this account out on your show. Well, nobody really watches it but surely someone will catch it.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Regardless, Nick takes another legal L. It is probably for the best that he stops covering legal content.
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It’s really impressive he managed to fool so many people for so long, his track record as far as his content goes is essentially zero
JustStopDude said:
It's not "probably untrue". His kids have interrupted his late night streams in the past.
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His kids also interrupted his sailor moon shirt stream where he was also visibly drunk and drinking
 
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Melty Butter said:
She's back with confidence. New IG.
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Note, the watch from Nick.
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God, she looks just awful. That up-the-nose cocaine POV angle she always does, with the expression like she’s smelling a fart, is so unflattering. She’s always babbling about smiling but it’s more of a grimace than a smile. It’s mystifying that she keeps doing this over and over again.
 
Folgers Can said:
Seriously, was it some sort of cruel prank in grade school to teach her that "smile" and "frown" each means its exact opposite, or has Wernicke-Korsakoff hollowed out enough of her cerebellum to leave her with some rare facial-muscle equivalent of amputees' phantom-limb syndrome where she feels like she's smiling and needs a mirror shoved in her face to see that she's been doing the exact opposite?

FFS woman, you could still be cute beyond your years and some unfortunate soul might even date you if you first just sit down with a maxillofacial physical therapist and start practicing these recommended exercises for an hour a day:

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Okay, I was wrong. These posts are shitting up.
 
thebigdream said:
What if he already did and we missed it for that very reason? :story:
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Not that it matters, but I think it's Aaron.

I assume he posted on a Friday because he has the kids for most weekends and doesn't do a show. After his Friday morning Rumble-only show, he got caught up ITT midday (when he posted), right before he picked up the kids from school.

He realized there was confusion about the PI and wanted to clarify.

He def reads the thread. He mentions the Farms, directly or indirectly, fairly often. Most recently: When talking about his new-found positive relationship with Ashley, "she's up on all the threads" (hi, Ashley - you've proven that good people lurk among us) and when discussing any charges for the hacking "I'll find out when you do which means when Kiwi Farms does" (paraphrasing with both). Also, the account name is Aaron's kind of humor - self-deprecating, "everyman" and, yes, attention-seeking.

Cynicism aside, I have guarded sympathy for Aaron. He's genuinely fallen on the sword for his part in the Nick mess - over and over. He's called himself a "failure" as a husband and father and for not doing more. He's gotten help and talks about his frequent Al-anon meetings for friends/families of addicts. Is it performative? Maybe... but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

The drama between him and Nick is very present. He's IN IT. He's facing charges, his privacy was invaded, and he's not rolling in money while trying to fight Nick in the legal system. Meanwhile, he's a small entertainer who consistently streams 20-25 hours/week with prepped content.

I'm sure he's genuinely upset, traumatized even, by Nick's shenanigans, despite how much he laughs it off on the show.
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Vibralldo said:
He's also said his kids have never seen him drunk which is provably untrue
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He was obviously drunk the night he screamed at one of the girls for coming into his streaming room after having a nightmare.
Melty Butter said:
She's back with confidence. New IG.
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"my smile"

Lmao that isn't even a fucking smile, that's a psycho expression like she just bit into an unripe persimmon.

Put down the crack pipe bitch.
thebigdream said:
If I see one more fucking comment about smiling I'm gonna lose my mind
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The only smile I've seen on this evil twat's face is the one photoshopped on her mugshot.

If you're going to talk about smiles, bitch, try taking a single picture where you're actually smiling and not some weird pained looking gurn.
Windy Moors said:
Melton has an impressive rack on his back.
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Imagine calling people fat when you yourself are so fucking fat you have back moobs to go along with your front moobs.
 
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Watching Rekieta said:
So Nick can't do math and doesn't understand the idiotic argument that the drug tests are inaccurate with very large false positives and his claim that his 4-5 tests per week are all clean.
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Nick should really stop telling any lies that involve numbers because he's seriously special needs as math goes and can't even make his lies make sense.
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Regardless, Nick takes another legal L. It is probably for the best that he stops covering legal content.
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Nick IS the legal content, since he is now a legal lolcow because of all the Ls he constantly takes right up his gay butthole.
 
Nick's commented, April's replied. Excuse me while I puke.

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Edit to Add: He commented at approximately 4 am Central Time. She replied around the same time. Who's up at 4 am?
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
The only person in this story who has managed to do that so far is Kayla Rekieta. The fact that Kayla Rekieta is playing this situation in the most intelligent way says it all.
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I think that's debatable. While it's true she's the one of the four that has shut the fuck up the most, she's also facing the same charges Nick is. Whereas Aaron dipped just in time.

He's either smarter than all of them, or just very lucky.

He does need to talk less, for his own good, though.

Gobermental Supervisor said:
omfg, how old are they, 14?
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Remember, by his own admission, Nick didn't date all that much. He basically married the first chick that would talk to him in college.
 
Watching Rekieta said:
Just some math on Nick's 30 percent false positive drug tests. Nick says he took 4-5 tests for about 24 weeks. That's about 100 tests without a false positive. He would have screamed to high heaven if he had a false positive as "evidence."

His claim means there is a 70% chance that any individual test is negative. The probability that Nick managed 100 negative tests is 0.70^100 or 1 in 3,091,690,408,090,220. To put that in perspective, the odds of winning the megamillions or powerball is 1 in 300,000,000.

If the accuracy was 99.3% accurate, there is a 50% chance that 1 out of 100 tests would have a false positive result. Nick had 0.

So Nick can't do math and doesn't understand the idiotic argument that the drug tests are inaccurate with very large false positives and his claim that his 4-5 tests per week are all clean.
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Nick not doing math is a common theme. Like having 26 grams of coke ON HAND which makes it much more of a severe crime than a little dime bag of the stuff. The wigger can't count.
 
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