💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[PinKopyKat]

The only person in this story who has managed to do that so far is Kayla Rekieta. The fact that Kayla Rekieta is playing this situation in the most intelligent way says it all.

Her rock/vent buddy is the guy in star trek online she was cucking balldo with.

A virgin with a Ferengi avatar wearing a men skirt uniform is the alpha in the policule without knowing. He would probably be a better parent and couple/partner than the balldo gang combined.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

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"If you only knew how bad things were."

Man I am going to be honest, I, generally speaking, find it pretty lowbrow to comment on people's appearances, but I will make an exception just because this cunt touts herself as some hot shit.

She looks fucking BUSTED. Like, goddamn, she looks like complete shit. Moisturize your face and take a biotin supplement. Fuck.

 

[Stiffy]

All the evidence pointed to him buying somewhere in Minneapolis.

That is about a four-hour round trip minimum from his place and was almost certainly the source of all his complaints about driving too much. It wasn't the kids. It was keeping four people in heavy amounts of coke.

He was as dumb about getting his drugs as he was about everything else in his life.

One of Nick's main crack dealers is a Somali loser. That's why I made the joke about the still unidentified brown substance found in the raid that could be Jenkem. Which is a common poor's street drug in West Africa. If a package of balloons was found too, BINGO!

 

[LiquidKid]

I never watched much Nick Rekieta back when he was well-liked, but from what I understand, I don't think he was ever particularly knowledgable about the law. I think people liked his personality and format, which are both completely tarnished beyond much repair.

If you care: I really was entirely different to Nick Rekieta until I saw this clip: https://youtube.com/watch?v=c0l0uYNZiWk I was only following Elissa Clips just because she posted MATI clips. Watching this drunken faggot laugh his ass because a website was illegally being taken off the Internet while claiming to care about freedom of speech inspired a hatred that I still feel to this day.

Edit: Changed link to media

Even funnier when you remember Riley did in fact get arrested for the Rippa verse thing he’s pretending didn’t happen

 

[JustStopDude]

He's also said his kids have never seen him drunk which is probably untrue

It's not "probably untrue". His kids have interrupted his late night streams in the past.

On the dick show, he pretended he was being responsible by restricting his drinking to between like midnight to 5am or some shit.

Drunk/hungover Nick must have been a nightmare for the kids every morning.

 

[Windy Moors]

It's pretty ironic seeing Melton call someone else fat.

It's like raaaiiinnn on your wedding day:

Melton has an impressive rack on his back.

 

[john marston]

She's back with confidence. New IG.
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Note, the watch from Nick.
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Spoiler: The other pics in the photo dump. She's breeding positivity, guys!

It's hard to believe she's in her late 20s. She looks at least 10 years older. Stay away from drugs, kids.

It's like raaaiiinnn on your wedding day:
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Melton has an impressive rack on his back.

 

[Strix454]

One of Nick's main crack dealers is a Somali loser.

Yeah. I guess its not surprising that he had so few friends that he didn''t have a decent source for coke. If he was buying from some Somali street rat, he is probably fortunate to be alive. There may also have been a fair bit of meth in his coke which would explain alot. Not that Nick would probably even know the difference.

 

[Melty Butter]

Falsies! Girl, you're a witness! Know your worth. Make him spring for extensions. Repeat after me: T - R - U -S - T F - U - N - D

Walmart? Friendly advice: Budget shopping 101 - don't buy a print. They never line up.

JFC, do we crowd-fund a trim?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

It's like raaaiiinnn on your wedding day:
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Melton has an impressive rack on his back.

His natural back tits are bigger than the implants Kayla got.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's not "probably untrue". His kids have interrupted his late night streams in the past

My bad, typo

I meant provably untrue, as in there's clips of it happening

 

[Folgers Can]

She's frowning in every pic.

If I see one more fucking comment about smiling I'm gonna lose my mind

The stroke smile is off-putting, to put it mildly

Seriously, was it some sort of cruel prank in grade school to teach her that "smile" and "frown" each means its exact opposite, or has Wernicke-Korsakoff hollowed out enough of her cerebellum to leave her with some rare facial-muscle equivalent of amputees' phantom-limb syndrome where she feels like she's smiling and needs a mirror shoved in her face to see that she's been doing the exact opposite?

FFS woman, you could still be cute beyond your years and some unfortunate soul might even date you if you first just sit down with a maxillofacial physical therapist and start practicing these recommended exercises for an hour a day:

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Just some math on Nick's 30 percent false positive drug tests. Nick says he took 4-5 tests for about 24 weeks. That's about 100 tests without a false positive. He would have screamed to high heaven if he had a false positive as "evidence."

His claim means there is a 70% chance that any individual test is negative. The probability that Nick managed 100 negative tests is 0.70^100 or 1 in 3,091,690,408,090,220. To put that in perspective, the odds of winning the megamillions or powerball is 1 in 300,000,000.

If the accuracy was 99.3% accurate, there is a 50% chance that 1 out of 100 tests would have a false positive result. Nick had 0.

So Nick can't do math and doesn't understand the idiotic argument that the drug tests are inaccurate with very large false positives and his claim that his 4-5 tests per week are all clean.

 

[MeltyTW]

Just some math on Nick's 30 percent false positive drug tests. Nick says he took 4-5 tests for about 24 weeks. That's about 100 tests without a false positive. He would have screamed to high heaven if he had a false positive as "evidence."

His claim means there is a 70% chance that any individual test is negative. The probability that Nick managed 100 negative tests is 0.70^100 or 1 in 3,091,690,408,090,220. To put that in perspective, the odds of winning the megamillions or powerball is 1 in 300,000,000.

If the accuracy was 99.3% accurate, there is a 50% chance that 1 out of 100 tests would have a false positive result. Nick had 0.

So Nick can't do math and doesn't understand the idiotic argument that the drug tests are inaccurate with very large false positives and his claim that his 4-5 tests per week are all clean.

has ralph ever said anything this retarded? i feel like even ralph has more plausible deniability, nick is just actually openly lying hoping the five people still following him in earnest will just believe whatever dumb excuse and hopes they either dont see the mountain of corrections from posters, never get curious themselves, or just decide they want to be believe nick facts be damned. nick knows drug testing isnt that inaccurate if he didnt hed be beating his chest in court over the "polygraph" tier evidence theyre haranguing him on which to my knowledge though limited, he hasnt instead focusing on the warrant. especially with constitutional lawyer barnes.

 

[BoysOfTheNYPDChoir]

It's hard to believe she's in her late 20s. She looks at least 10 years older. Stay away from drugs, kids.


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It's sad, she used to be quite a beautiful woman. Aaron was once in that camp of "hideous ogres who married fucking smokeshows"

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

It's like raaaiiinnn on your wedding day:
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Melton has an impressive rack on his back.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Just some math on Nick's 30 percent false positive drug tests. Nick says he took 4-5 tests for about 24 weeks. That's about 100 tests without a false positive. He would have screamed to high heaven if he had a false positive as "evidence."

His claim means there is a 70% chance that any individual test is negative. The probability that Nick managed 100 negative tests is 0.70^100 or 1 in 3,091,690,408,090,220. To put that in perspective, the odds of winning the megamillions or powerball is 1 in 300,000,000.

If the accuracy was 99.3% accurate, there is a 50% chance that 1 out of 100 tests would have a false positive result. Nick had 0.

So Nick can't do math and doesn't understand the idiotic argument that the drug tests are inaccurate with very large false positives and his claim that his 4-5 tests per week are all clean.

That's how he got proof of the state conspiring against him.
First he slipped up, just once, just a bit. Yet the test result was clean. As weeks passed he was drinking heavier and heavier, taking even more drugs. And yet... Every. Test. Was. Clean.
By the time he called into that Melton stream he was taking shit that's not even narcotic just so something would show on those tests. He injected vinegar into his veins. He was smoking embalming fluid. He did lines of printer toner. He was booking nitroglycerin. And still every single damn test ran by those crooked lying lab techs was clean. That's the level of conspiracy and lying we're dealing with here.

 

[repentance]

She's back with confidence. New IG.
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"Wise beyond your years". The cunt is about to turn 30. Wisdom is expected by her age.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The only person in this story who has managed to do that so far is Kayla Rekieta. The fact that Kayla Rekieta is playing this situation in the most intelligent way says it all.

God does have a special providence for fools... Drunkards, too, but maybe the cocaine cancels that out?

Even funnier when you remember Riley did in fact get arrested for the Rippa verse thing he’s pretending didn’t happen

And the case is still set for trial with only part of his lawyers' motion to quash being granted. Hopefully the court documents will be ready next week to see what is going on.

Regardless, Nick takes another legal L. It is probably for the best that he stops covering legal content.

Seriously, was it some sort of cruel prank in grade school to teach her that "smile" and "frown" each means its exact opposite, or has Wernicke-Korsakoff hollowed out enough of her cerebellum to leave her with some rare facial-muscle equivalent of amputees' phantom-limb syndrome where she feels like she's smiling and needs a mirror shoved in her face to see that she's been doing the exact opposite?

FFS woman, you could still be cute beyond your years and some unfortunate soul might even date you if you first just sit down with a maxillofacial physical therapist and start practicing these recommended exercises for an hour a day:

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Perhaps she bought into the idea that smiling too much causes laugh lines and wrinkles? If that's the case, it makes her look like a bitch--even if a bit younger. Not a good trade.

Just some math on Nick's 30 percent false positive drug tests. Nick says he took 4-5 tests for about 24 weeks. That's about 100 tests without a false positive. He would have screamed to high heaven if he had a false positive as "evidence."

His claim means there is a 70% chance that any individual test is negative. The probability that Nick managed 100 negative tests is 0.70^100 or 1 in 3,091,690,408,090,220. To put that in perspective, the odds of winning the megamillions or powerball is 1 in 300,000,000.

If the accuracy was 99.3% accurate, there is a 50% chance that 1 out of 100 tests would have a false positive result. Nick had 0.

So Nick can't do math and doesn't understand the idiotic argument that the drug tests are inaccurate with very large false positives and his claim that his 4-5 tests per week are all clean.

Nick is a liar, and the 'facts' change to support his current theory of propaganda the case.

 

[AltisticRight]

This is my only post I will have. Just to clarify 1 thing. It seems I've confused people about the "investigator" remark. My attorney has his own investigator who looks into new evidence and claims. We are waiting on their official report. Sorry for the confusion.

Is there a way for you to prove you are who you claim you are?
I mean, simple. Just shout this account out on your show. Well, nobody really watches it but surely someone will catch it.