💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
It sounds to me like small-town copgossip (how big is this town, anyway, big enough to have a cop on a call get called to another call) conflating "these people got swatted" with "they said their son gets swatted ALL THE TIME, and would I like to see a picture of his little man".
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It is pretty common for jurisdictions to be spread pretty thin and cops having to prioritize calls if it is a busy night. Paramedics, too, actually.

And cops talk a ton between each other. I can almost guarantee that Patty is very well known amongst the rank and file of the MPD after his totally heterosexual oinking conniptions.

So congratulations Patty, not only are you robbing the crackheads of Milwaukee of their children, you're also now robbing them of their status as persons of interest amongst local law enforcement.
 
Helvetia said:
I'd like to know this too - even we didn't think of him suing the MPD until Torswats mentioned it, or if we did, we thought it was so retarded and delusional it gave us strokes.
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This is a guy who thinks lisping "child" at people sounds intimidating. Delusional might as well be his middle name.
 
Had to take a week off the thread to read through a large pile of trashy korean fantasy romance manhwas in order to detox from my deranged lust for the Pig Man. Now that I have returned I am pleased to see I have some juicy cawntent to catch up on.

Lets see what he's oinking about now..
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Yeah....yeah i'm glad im fuckin back
 
Good morning, childs!

Last night on X, two former civilians who are now recurring side characters in the Pat saga revealed their villain origin story.

First up is "Smith", who based on his tweet history appears to be a left-leaning engineer who is very committed to raising his son and does volunteer work with struggling veterans. He recounts (tweet 1, tweet 2, archive 1, archive 2):

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EDIT: And a follow-up from this morning (tweet, archive):
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Next up is the X account known in this thread as "Meme Mike", which appears to be the shitposting account of some bored lawyer. In response to Smith's story, he summarizes his own (tweet, archive):

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Ever since Pat needlessly made enemies of these two dudes and proceeded to stalker-prison them countless times from behind a block, the two have regularly made fun of Pat and his allies on X, and sort of befriended some of the OnA pests and other 'civilian' Pat detractors there. Good job, Patrick!
 
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Well Intentioned said:
My theory: it's just pig-brain and Patty is just getting confused, similar to his numerous typos. He read it as Patty conspired with his parents to swat them and oinked accordingly.
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What, are you saying he is stupid? But that can't be...HE is an author, after all!
 
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