💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

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April implying anyone here wants to have sex with her is absolutely insane. As if people pay attention to her for her sex appeal. Rofl. I have no idea how people gas her up that much. She's got that trailer trash look at best.
 
Nick's defending pedos again.
Translation: Bruh, it's just a joke as long as it's Aaron's kids he wants to touch.

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Nick's defending pedos again.
Translation: Bruh, it's just a joke as long as it's Aaron's kids he wants to touch.

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I'm not suggesting anyone should ever do this and I'm completely against it, but I do wonder what Nick would do if someone "joked" about his kids like this, went hunting for pictures of them etc. Would it be different when it was happening to his own children or is he such a fan of jokes about kids being sexually assaulted that he'd be fine with it?
 
Who the fuck at 70 (besides the cast of Grateful Dead) has hair like that? Looks like dad rides on mommy Celeste's money, too. Like father like son!
A surprising amount of people Bob's age look like aged hippies, possibly because they are.

While Celeste clearly funds the majority of their current lifestyle, Bob worked at a great job for decades (Celeste only worked part of the time when Nick was growing up) and most likely has a good retirement income and/or shares himself.
 
Concerning the tweets currently in question (initially found here and here):

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April twice over made the claim that their portrayal of events is less harmful to the children than what others would have to say (protective even), while also making the distinction that their version is "true" and everyone else is spewing "lies". April also includes Nick in whatever was communicated to the children.

One way to look at this is that Nick and April have directly explained to at least one of the children the the real reason why the woman who has slept in mommy and daddy's room for months was at their house, the role she played in the initial arrest, and why that shouldn't bother them.

Alternatively, she is implying that Nick and April have indirectly explained to the children the the real reason why the woman who has slept in mommy and daddy's room for months was at their house, the role she played in the initial arrest, and why that shouldn't bother them by blasting it on social media and hoping the children eventually find it there.

Either of the above would be desperate attempts at defending her misdeeds while feeding her need for public exposure as a righteous act. Much like Nick, April won't allow herself to take ownership of wrongdoing. Instead, April tries to shift the focus on everybody/nobody in particular by claiming that them and their non-specific "lies" are the real villains here. Couldn't be her own actions pre/post-arrest... Such is the way of April "someone did this to me" Anderson.

Nick trying to run defense by avoiding any kind of clarity at all costs is old hat. This tactic has never done him any favors and has only made him look even worse.
 
Maybe I'm remembering wrong but didn't Nick share them with Aaron first?
No. The probable cause statement for Aaron's arrest warrant states that all four of them were in a Signal group. Kayla shared nudes of herself. Nick confirmed it.

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To me, that's the funniest part of Aaron's arrest, and not anything Aaron did. Nick willingly admitted in a government document his wife was sharing her nudes with somebody that's not him. He wants Aaron in prison that bad.

Coomalot claimed that Nick was sending images of Kayla around to others, but that's Coomalot. The truthfulness of what he says is debatable. I'm only going by the official record we have.

Implying @Potentially Criminal isn't cool and talented.

Rude.

A surprising amount of people Bob's age look like aged hippies, possibly because they are.
I could tell you if I knew what Cray's corporate culture was like. If it's Apple or Atari, he's a fucking hippy. If it was more like Hewlett Packard or IBM, he's less likely to be. I am kinda guessing it's the latter in Cray's case. They had defense contracts for supercomputers.
 
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Suppose Kayla gives "retroactive consent" for lack of a better term to Nick sharing the images, where does that leave the charge?
I think you misread the post. They're talking about Aaron sharing the images, not Nick. Aaron is facing charges for that. It's just badly worded.

We don't know who sent the nude image of Kayla to Aaron but we do know that the polycule had a private group for sharing stuff, so consent for sharing within that group could be implied.
 
We don't know who sent the nude image of Kayla to Aaron
We do know. It's Kayla. In the Signal group. It's mentioned in the warrant affidavit. See my post above.

This is why I don't feel very sorry for Kayla in terms of the charges against Aaron. While you can make the argument Aaron shouldn't have shared with Geno, Kayla... a married woman who is the mother of five children... shared such an image with a man not her husband.

It almost feels like karma biting them in the ass for their degeneracy. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
 
I could tell you if I knew what Cray's corporate culture was like. If it's Apple or Atari, he's a fucking hippy. If it was more like Hewlett Packard or IBM, he's less likely to be. I am kinda guessing it's the latter in Cray's case. They had defense contracts for supercomputers.
Plenty of people who held corporate jobs during their working lifetime look like hippies/bikers in retirement. How they present now isn't related to how they presented during a time when standards of dress and grooming for a work environment were higher than they are today.

Here is a 1988 picture of Bob (middle) taken from an internal Cray publication.
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https://bitsavers.org/pdf/cray/brochures/CrayInterfaceMagazineApril1988.pdf (page 9)
 
I'm not suggesting anyone should ever do this and I'm completely against it, but I do wonder what Nick would do if someone "joked" about his kids like this, went hunting for pictures of them etc. Would it be different when it was happening to his own children or is he such a fan of jokes about kids being sexually assaulted that he'd be fine with it?
Remember this lying sack of garbage routinely calls people pedos for absolutely nothing, like his insane lies that the only reason anyone would want to see the bodycam evidence is somehow to perv on his kids, even though they'd almost certainly be blurred out in any public release (and in fact the records request came along with an offer to pay a rather steep price for doing exactly that).

He is totally okay with Melton and Vito being open pedophiles solely because they're on his "side." He has no actual principles of any sort. I doubt he'd care if Melton outright raped a kid so long as it didn't make HIM look bad.
While you can make the argument Aaron shouldn't have shared with Geno, Kayla... a married woman who is the mother of five children... shared such an image with a man not her husband.
Remember the coke cuck used to preach vehemently that you should never, ever do this. But he's smarter than everyone apparently.
Based on his last pity post he mentioned how his "legal nightmare is almost over" we can safely say that he's gonna be a pussy and admit he's guilty
The only reason it turned into an utter nightmare was the fact he chose to be a little bitch instead of manning up.
 
Would it be different when it was happening to his own children or is he such a fan of jokes about kids being sexually assaulted that he'd be fine with it?
If I recall correctly on one of the streams where he's coked out of his gourd he "joked" about marrying the 9 year old off to a muslim for some godforsaken reason. So he's fine with being the one making the jokes himself.
 
I missed this reply from Rekieta from about 3 hours ago, and I wish I hadn't caught it bc I'm officially MATI.

He's still going on about April's tweet.
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"Also my children don't have to ask what happened. They are aware of what is going on in their lives."
HOW DOES THAT MAKE IT ANY BETTER????

''Cool, cool, Dad, so you're an alcoholic and a drug addict who engaged in a polycule-then-throuple in our home. We were wrenched from our home and now you're fucking the sidepiece 30 yards away as you face prison. Got it.'

Edit: This was part of the context as well. Whoever DyslexicGinger is... they deserve all the medals.
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Too bad that didn´t count for baby Niggieta in Jamaica.
I love how Nick is such a fuckup this thread already moved on from the time he admitted to paying a Jamaican hooker 1,000 bucks to abort his bastard child as a flex. Or did he? One day there's gonna be a mulatto with a big nose looking for his father. May he stay away from Hedonism 2...

I'm not suggesting anyone should ever do this and I'm completely against it, but I do wonder what Nick would do if someone "joked" about his kids like this, went hunting for pictures of them etc. Would it be different when it was happening to his own children or is he such a fan of jokes about kids being sexually assaulted that he'd be fine with it?
He'd do nothing at all, and we know this because Nick himself jokes about his kids being raped and deliberately films himself for Fatrick Melton in front of pictures of his daughters. Or really, it depends on how useful you are to Nick. If a pedo is attacking his enemies like Aaron, he wouldn't care one bit about the sick things they might discuss doing to his family. Nick Rekieta is so depraved he would pimp his children to child molestors for drugs. That's not an exaggeration, it's a fact, and that's why he should never be around children unsupervised.
 
She has more of a TX accent than Nick. She may have stayed in TX when Celeste and Bob moved to MN. That would make sense; she'd have been an older teen when the move happened. She's fluent in Spanish.

Nick's plan after he graduated uni was to go to grad school in Austin, live with his sister, and party, by his own admission. The clip is in the OP. She lived there as lately as that.

She never mentions her first marriage or daughter (that I found). I found that strange but it may be for justifiable privacy reasons.

Also to note, one of her most recent FB videos is about her marriage to a Nicaraguan man, so she has remarried.

I'm not suggesting anyone should ever do this and I'm completely against it, but I do wonder what Nick would do if someone "joked" about his kids like this, went hunting for pictures of them etc. Would it be different when it was happening to his own children or is he such a fan of jokes about kids being sexually assaulted that he'd be fine with it?

Isn't the Farms one big joke? We are here to laugh, after all?

Do not expect intellectual integrity or logical consistency from a cow.
 
Remember the coke cuck used to preach vehemently that you should never, ever do this. But he's smarter than everyone apparently.
Remember when Claire got hacked, and he misunderstood what happened and tried to flex on her for sharing nudes around, even though she didn't?

And then, yeah, AFTER THAT, he and Kayla did share their nudes around?

Good times!

Nick will claim, much as he did just recently in regards to be called out for his prior "aggressively monogamous" claim, that he can believe one thing at one point, but believe another thing at another.

Okay, fine. My question though is, why did he decide it wasn't a stupid idea all of a sudden? It was always a stupid idea. It's still a stupid idea.

He's not smart enough to NOT make it a stupid idea.
 
Nick's defending pedos again.
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His standards on what constitutes a pedophile were way looser regarding Montagraph, weren´t they? I hope Monty don´t get to know Nick doesn´t think that people that claim online to lust for kids cannot be considered pedophiles on their word alone.
 
I'm not suggesting anyone should ever do this and I'm completely against it, but I do wonder what Nick would do if someone "joked" about his kids like this, went hunting for pictures of them etc. Would it be different when it was happening to his own children or is he such a fan of jokes about kids being sexually assaulted that he'd be fine with it?
Nick would pretend to be offended to use as a cudgel against the haters, but based on his behavior and things he's admitted to, he doesn't actually care about his kids.
 
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