💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.3%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.6%
  • Total voters
    685
Melty Butter said:
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The bowl cut bangs remind me of the literal 90s bowl cut. His parents should get off the internet asap if they know what a POS their son is. Preserve any name you have left.
 
Burt Macklin said:
Got me thinking, Bob and Celeste are at Disney. Either Nick is lying that he took the kids to the roller rink, or his parents are creepy fucks who go to Disney as adults with no kids.

Either way, this family is proving itself to be more and more fucked up.
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Edward Teach said:
Yeah but they were at Epcot right? Epcot's only purpose is to see who can make it around the park still sober.
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Melty Butter said:
They went to Universal Studios for her birthday (May 21). This was posted on May 23 (yep, arrest day). She probably posted bf she heard the news. It was featured on KF at 6:38 pm Eastern. Anyway, Disney adult seems probable.
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That makes me think they're DVC holders or something similar. Even if you're not super into the Disney shit and got DVC for your family/kids/grandkids it's basically glorified timeshares and you wanna use your benefits up. And they do stuff that isn't super cringe Disney Adult shit too. The perks of DVC are pretty decent all things considered.

Some people will stay on Disney property if they have it but do the other parks because they obviously have the opportunity to get really decent lodgings depending on what the demand is like.
 
Melty Butter said:
They went to Universal Studios for her birthday (May 21). This was posted on May 23 (yep, arrest day). She probably posted bf she heard the news. It was featured on KF at 6:38 pm Eastern. Anyway, Disney adult seems probable.
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Celeste must have been very young when she had Kristen if she is only 66 now.
 
Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
That makes me think they're DVC holders or something similar. Even if you're not super into the Disney shit and got DVC for your family/kids/grandkids it's basically glorified timeshares and you wanna use your benefits up. And they do stuff that isn't super cringe Disney Adult shit too. The perks of DVC are pretty decent all things considered.

Some people will stay on Disney property if they have it but do the other parks because they obviously have the opportunity to get really decent lodgings depending on what the demand is like.
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This would make even further sense as Epcot has some of the best Disney vacation club lounges of any Disney theme park

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You know the bored local cops pulled Nick at least few times just because they wanted to be the guys who wrote "LAWPOPE" in paperwork. Maybe that's the conspiracy?
 
Burt Macklin said:
Got me thinking, Bob and Celeste are at Disney. Either Nick is lying that he took the kids to the roller rink, or his parents are creepy fucks who go to Disney as adults with no kids.

Either way, this family is proving itself to be more and more fucked up.
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Edward Teach said:
Yeah but they were at Epcot right? Epcot's only purpose is to see who can make it around the park still sober.
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They went to Magic Kingdom and then EPCOT.

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Note that the picture above is clearly a selfie. You can see the reflection of Celeste holding up the phone in her sunglasses.

I don't think Nick and co are there.

EPCOT is geared for adults but, as for Magic Kingdom, maybe Celeste just really like Mickey.
 
LiquidKid said:
This would make even further sense as Epcot has some of the best Disney vacation club lounges of any Disney theme park

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Captain Manning said:
They went to Magic Kingdom and then EPCOT.

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Note that the picture above is clearly a selfie. You can see the reflection of Celeste holding up the phone in her sunglasses.

I don't think Nick and co are there.

EPCOT is geared for adults but, as for Magic Kingdom, maybe Celeste just really like Mickey.
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They get access to private events and lots of other shit that is aimed towards the rich clientele to make them feel special and encourage them to spend even more money on top of the insane membership fees and other expenses for maintaining DVC. So people who have it usually do so to take advantage of as many perks as possible even if it's not your thing. If you're paying for it you'd might as well use it right?

But if they're Disney adults who also happen to have DVC that makes sense why Nick is such a fucking manchild.
 
Burt Macklin said:
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Fucking gag me with a thousand black cocks you crack whore.
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April's claim of not caring about who makes what money might be more credible if she went back to the factory and earned her own living instead of depending on a married man with whom she's no longer in a relationship to support her.

Her frequent references to "pretty people" are amusing.
 
SparselyFarcical said:
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The idea of Nick being around children is skeevy. It's the same feeling I get when I read about Discord grooming rings or Paul Weimer or other unv& sickos with threads here.

"They are my life and they involve real people" sounds so whiny, just like it did when he cried about Aaron sending Geno the nude picture of his cokewhore wife. It begs the question who Nick thinks are "real" and "fake" people. Clearly not Ron Toye and his family, or Kevin Landau (a superior lawyer to Nick who does not abuse children), or Amber Heard, or Jack Murphy, or anyone else Nick made money off of mocking.
 
Rekieta Law said:
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"That said, you parsed the syntax wrong. She isn't saying she talked to my children."
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"You can't ban me from youtube, all I said was that trannies had to go up against the wall, that has many possible interpretations! Standing next to a wall isn't violent!"
"I said I did mountains of cocaine at some unspecified point in the distant past, not the day I was caught by the police with cocaine."
"When I answered the question of whether Amanda Lynn Morris was a pedophile by saying I wouldn't let her watch my kids, I just meant I wouldn't let ANYBODY watch my kids."
I used to play this kind of semantic game when I was 10. I stopped when I realized people aren't that stupid and while they usually can't be bothered arguing with you, they still know you're lying.
 
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