💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Procrastinhater]

Bear witness to the literary stylings of Still-Born, the resident fedposter and oft only active participant in Nick's LOCALS.

He has more ambition than Nick at this point.

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This retard should be on a fucking watch list.
He reminds me of Audrey Hale.
Dudes so low T his torture fantasy could have been written by a fucking Pooner.

 

[Desktop User2]

We're so dry on Balldo content that we are coming to dreams, that said it does sound like something he would do.

The last time we had a 3 week drought, it was followed by 200 pages worth of kahntent.

 

[john marston]

We're so dry on Balldo content that we are coming to dreams, that said it does sound like something he would do.

What was funny about it is that we were both amicable and polite. We weren't screaming at each other. It was very specific dream too. I didn't pick up the phone because I didn't recognize the number and don't know anyone from Minnesota. Then he left a voicemail and I called him. He was like, "I saw what you posted on Kiwi Farms, that was not cool." And I was like, "well, you should have not exposed your 8-year old daughter to cocaine, that was also not cool." I was gonna make a point about his drinking on stream, but I was cooking something at the time, in my dream, and it was burning, so I told him I had to go and would call him back later. We also had a conversation about how my number got on Kiwi Farms and then I spent time looking for it on the Kiwi Farms. He said it was because I posted a picture of my car, which I haven't. Then I woke up.

Very strange. I wonder if Nick will see this post, and talk about how Kiwi Farmers are dreaming about him now.

 

[LovisXVI]

Very strange. I wonder if Nick will see this post, and talk about how Kiwi Farmers are dreaming about him now.

Maybe he had the same dream too, have a psychic link, horrifying concept.

 

[Hellion]

Bear witness to the literary stylings of Still-Born, the resident fedposter and oft only active participant in Nick's LOCALS.

He has more ambition than Nick at this point.

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2edgy4me.

I've not watched it myself but it kind of sounds like a bastardised "atheist ending" version of the infamous French film, Martyrs.

Spoiler: C+P part of the plot summary

....A group of people arrive at the house, kill the woman, and capture Anna. The group's leader, identified only as Mademoiselle, explains that they belong to a secret society seeking to discover the secrets of the afterlife through the creation of "martyrs". They do this by capturing young women and inflicting on them systematic acts of torture, in the belief that their physical suffering will result in a transcendental insight into the world beyond. So far, the group has only produced "victims" who succumbed to the pain and are unable to speak, but the group is determined to create martyrs who accept their suffering and report their visions of the afterlife.

Anna becomes the group's latest subject and has her head shaved. After a period of being brutally beaten and degraded in her underwear, she is told that she has progressed further than any other test subject and reached the "final stage." She is flayed alive, a procedure that she survives, and reportedly enters an "ecstatic" state. Mademoiselle arrives, eager to learn Anna's secrets, and Anna whispers into her ear. Members of the society then gather at the house to pay veneration to Anna for her martyrdom and to hear Mademoiselle's announcement of the groundbreaking testimony. While waiting for Mademoiselle, an assistant asks her from outside her door if what Anna said was clear. She unequivocally confirms and asks him in turn if he can imagine what comes after death. After he says no, Mademoiselle abruptly produces a handgun, tells him to "keep doubting" and kills herself.

 

[Fapcop]

For anyone aching for some balldo action, just sit tight. Christmas time is often when shit really hits the fan in stressed relationships and families.

With a little luck, we may get a Rekieta pity stream Christmas Eve while April scurries around in the background and makes everyone know she spent Christmas with HER MAN!

 

[oopsie doodle]

Be honest guys:
Does my chili look better or worse than Rekieta's?

You don't have to do all the shit in this recipe but by soaking dried chilis (guajillo, ancho, etc) and then pureeing them, you wind up with a silky and bright red base for chili. Chipotles in adobo to get you sweating some. If you're a real masochist, pass the puree through a chinois.

I prefer bigger fattier chunks of beef with a good hard sear, braised more gently for longer (should be able to split with spoon). Toasted cumin, cinnamon stick, maybe a bit of unsweetened cocoa powder. A bit of masa harina to thicken. Fth fth fth fth fth.

my apologies for thread derailment

Edit:

Masa flour is probably the most appropriate but I usually don't have it since that's about the only thing I'd use it for anyway.

If you're not making your own tortillas, you're missing out big time, ESPECIALLY with the chili. 175g masa, 250mL water, pinch of salt, tablespoon of lard. All of that fits in a quart ziploc (dry stuff first, mash in lard, add water). Rest it half an hour, handle with parchment paper (including the transfer), hot pan. Night and day better than store bought.

 

[Vibralldo]

Maybe he had the same dream too, have a psychic link, horrifying concept.

I guarantee Nick has had dreams of Josh

No way he hasn't

 

[LovisXVI]

I guarantee Nick has had dreams of Josh

No way he hasn't

You've heard of Showercalls, well get ready for Dreamcalls, where Balldo has developed psionic capabilities to contact people via dreams so he can harangue them when they least expect it.

 

[AnOminous]

You don't have to do all the shit in this recipe but by soaking dried chilis (guajillo, ancho, etc) and then pureeing them, you wind up with a silky and bright red base for chili.

This guy is epic. He even uses Marmite in chili. I approve.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Fucked up not one but BOTH of their kids.

honestly people dont seem to talk about it, how even the sister is sort of shit, and nick was easily the favorite because he kept his crimes online like the nerd he was, and produced so many grandkids for them.

its crazier too because shouldn't he have gotten sort of the "best" upbringing, his parents were loaded and his mom clearly didn't do any work, like how the fuck is he such a weirdo outside of natural autismo.

say what you will about Dick Masterson he had a huge friendgroup and can make friends rather easily. Nick became a loser somehow and while i'll accept genetics as the answer i don't really want to.

Melton harasses and sexualizes people's minor children. I don't think he has any sense of right or wrong whatsoever.

I'll keep posting it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I had a dream last night where Nick Rekieta got my phone number from Kiwi Farms (my phone number is not on KF IRL) and used it to call me and call me an asshole for what I post here. I replied by calling him an asshole and hanging up. Then I woke up. Very strange.

A missed opportunity to call him a cuck.

 

[Egress]

I'll keep posting it

Moralfagging aside, who's the top guy?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Moralfagging aside, who's the top guy?

Mike David he has a thread here, also as you can tell from the meme, he says the sort of things about guys children that patrick melton has. meaning they're both bad but because mike david shits in a bag instead of looking like a bag of shit its somehow ok

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Moralfagging aside, who's the top guy?

Mike David aka Redbar.

 

[Melty Butter]

The kids are alright.

All the Xes.
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Edit: But wait, there's more! April didn't talk to the children (even though she said she did). Sure seems like Nick is worried about April's deleted tweet that's been re-circulating.


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[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

honestly people dont seem to talk about it, how even the sister is sort of shit, and nick was easily the favorite because he kept his crimes online like the nerd he was, and produced so many grandkids for them.

its crazier too because shouldn't he have gotten sort of the "best" upbringing, his parents were loaded and his mom clearly didn't do any work, like how the fuck is he such a weirdo outside of natural autismo.

say what you will about Dick Masterson he had a huge friendgroup and can make friends rather easily. Nick became a loser somehow and while i'll accept genetics as the answer i don't really want to.

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I'll keep posting it.

thats great buddy, can you insert it as a thumbnail though?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

honestly people dont seem to talk about it, how even the sister is sort of shit

People do not talk about it because she is not interesting or funny. She is divorced and has a daughter that is grown. She lives as a fitness instructor in Nicaragua and has a local husband.

its crazier too because shouldn't he have gotten sort of the "best" upbringing, his parents were loaded and his mom clearly didn't do any work, like how the fuck is he such a weirdo outside of natural autismo.

His mother has been documented to have worked in the educational system.

Please do a modicum of research before posting.

 

[Desktop User2]

honestly people dont seem to talk about it, how even the sister is sort of shit, and nick was easily the favorite because he kept his crimes online like the nerd he was, and produced so many grandkids for them.

its crazier too because shouldn't he have gotten sort of the "best" upbringing, his parents were loaded and his mom clearly didn't do any work, like how the fuck is he such a weirdo outside of natural autismo.

say what you will about Dick Masterson he had a huge friendgroup and can make friends rather easily. Nick became a loser somehow and while i'll accept genetics as the answer i don't really want to.

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I'll keep posting it.

Are you going to spam this thread with your pedophile apology as well?

 

[repentance]

This guy is epic. He even uses Marmite in chili. I approve.

Marmite and Vegemite are amazing sources of umami.

honestly people dont seem to talk about it, how even the sister is sort of shit, and nick was easily the favorite because he kept his crimes online like the nerd he was, and produced so many grandkids for them.

its crazier too because shouldn't he have gotten sort of the "best" upbringing, his parents were loaded and his mom clearly didn't do any work, like how the fuck is he such a weirdo outside of natural autismo.

Nick is from a different relationship to his sister, so any common parental failings are on Celeste. There's also a substantial age gap between them so he would have been the only child in the household during the later part of his childhood.

Nick's dad had a good job but his parents were not "loaded" when he was growing up. Nick was already an adult when his grandparents received the Petrofac windfall. Celeste worked during at least part of Nick's childhood.

Celeste comes across as being "off", so it's hard to know whether Nick was overly indulged as a child or whether he was able to do whatever he wished because she was disengaged.

All of this has been mentioned many times in this thread, and multiple times over the last few days.