💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%

  • Total voters
    696
I think that’s the day after his birthday. Will he be recovering from another fun night out celebrating at Gay90 or whatever it’s called?

(Sorry if someone already said this and I missed it in my scrolling)
No, he's still sad over Gay 90s not doing underwear parties anymore. So he's gotta spend his birthday in the gay bays at Pure Pleasure, huffing poppers and jerking it to porn stars who look and act like they're 13 as he propositions his fellow faggots for some dick.
Nick's kids are gonna grow up asexual if that's their first exposure to sex
All the better given Nick considers "OnlyFans whore" an ideal career for women.
 
Eh, I've had a rash of chicken deaths that turned out to be skunk related. Something was biting the heads off of my hens, and our trail cam caught a skunk doing it...
Skunks are opportunistic hunters, while they generally eat pests, they will attack birds if they are given the opportunity.
Unlike coons, skunks are dumb. If you keep those chooks in a cage, the skunk will leave them alone. Coons are smart enough to open the latch, they'll even try to tear the wires off. However, if they fail once, they're also smart enough to not do it again but raid your bins instead.
 
Nick's parents are at Disney World. I wonder who's at their Eagle Lake house in MN? Oh, the possibilities....
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Edit to Add: It would be comedic (and heroic) if they've taken the kids to Disney so Nick can deal with legal issues: divorce, witness tampering, federal cyber crimes, Monty, and a plea agreement.
Kill all boomers.

I don’t care how much you hate boomers, you don’t hate them enough.

Boomers are why America sucks right now, is packed with illegals and why nobody around or below 30 will ever afford a house.

These two are a particularly good example of why total boomer death needs to be a thing.

*Multi millionaires.

*Own numerous houses, driving up the price.

*Fucked up not one but BOTH of their kids.

*Funds lazy idiot slacker son for over a decade. “Oh you want to be a lawyer lil Nick! That’s nice! We will give you money so you can work half time in your little office!”

*Failson invariably fucks up big time, they show up to clean his house and lie to the court.

*Failson keeps spinning out of control: Consequences? Zero! Concern for grandkids? None! “Hey let’s go to Disneyland and spend money!”
 
What's crazy is that I got it twisted in my head and thought that was Destiny. There's not a ton of difference between the two of them though.
I know its a stereotype that autistic people are face blind but thats not Nick and is in fact Destiny. For the face blind you can tell because the nose is normal sized and his face isn't a leather skeleton
 
this has got to be the dumbest mother fucker on the face of the earth oh if i did crimes all of you will to if you look at it, sorry dude that's not how it works. ALso he must be totally shitting his pants . And I am sure the cops are like oh yeah you just posted a few emails that are nothing I am sure you have nothing more after saying you have Aaron's radio presentations and doing all kinds of threats to do spreedsheets on his sales, numbers etc...
This is a sick degenerate who is also stupid enough to boast publicly about what a gigantic pedophile he is.
Be honest guys:

Does my chili look better or worse than Rekieta's?

(This is Texas chili, hence chuck roast as the meat and no beans)
It looks terrible in the way chili always looks terrible, but it looks like it's the right texture and consistency and all meat and a color like it maybe has a lot of smoked anchos in it or something, so it looks like an actual chili, not the weird thin soupy shit Nick made.
I would go for a proper beef bone stock and/or mole - the only thing I really like in Mexican food - to bind it, it looks a little runny and the fat is all loose, but not a bad stew.
If it didn't thicken up enough, I might use masa flour or plain old flour or cornstarch, or even just a quickie roux near the end. It doesn't really look that thin, though.
 
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Is he drunk and/or high here? Why would you willingly admit to a felony? It doesn’t matter what you have, accessing it is the crime.
if you watch his original stream he literally thought cause Aaron logged onto Nick's computer at his house that meant someone taking all this info was legal! LOL he is a tard
 
It doesn't really look that thin, though.
It´s not thin, it is split - if you look in the corners, there are big pools of fat, probably because the pan is a little warped, higher in the middle. That´s why I suggested a binding agent like chocolate, that has natural emulsifiers.
Not a big fan of starch based ones, it tends to make sauces a little slimy; on that note, I always have some powdered agar agar and guar (that has the slimy effect as well but it is good for some sweets and doesnt split in the cold like starch based thickeners) for that.
 
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What's crazy is that I got it twisted in my head and thought that was Destiny. There's not a ton of difference between the two of them though.
What's even crazier is that I now think a whole bunch of people here, including myself, are wrong, and that is, in fact, Destiny.

What crazier still is maybe sseth might have thought that too, because that joke he told works perfect for Rekieta and the Balldo, but not really for Destiny.

Is he drunk and/or high here? Why would you willingly admit to a felony? It doesn’t matter what you have, accessing it is the crime.
Melton harasses and sexualizes people's minor children. I don't think he has any sense of right or wrong whatsoever.
 
I would go for a proper beef bone stock and/or mole - the only thing I really like in Mexican food - to bind it, it looks a little runny and the fat is all loose, but not a bad stew. Did you brown the meat properly before adding the liquid? The curdled proteins in the sauce looks like you boiled the meat straight from cold and/or the stew boiled too hard.
I seldom use dark chocolate in very meaty dark stews because of how much like mole and the shine it gives to sauces.
I used beef stock and cocoa powder, as well as plain old flour. But the meat was still very cold when I started chopping it and browning it. As a result, I cooked on a very high heat and most of the juices reabsorbed into the meat. I needed to sauté the onions in the brown beef juice, but I couldn't because there wasn't much left in the pan. I also forgot to buy jalapeño peppers, which the recipe called for.
It looks terrible in the way chili always looks terrible, but it looks like it's the right texture and consistency and all meat and a color like it maybe has a lot of smoked anchos in it or something, so it looks like an actual chili, not the weird thin soupy shit Nick made.
It is thicker than it looks in that picture. It's at the thickness of tomato paste. I actually bought some dried chiles and created a chili paste with two different types of chiles and some beef broth.

It tasted alright. The flavors didn't mix as well as I hoped, but to be honest, since it's been in the fridge overnight, it will probably be a little better heated up, since the flavors have probably mixed.

I have always wanted to make Texas Chili, and I've never been able to fully get it right. This was my best attempt so far. My first attempt was far worse than even Nick Rekieta, as it was literal beef soup with stew meat floating in it. I don't have a picture anymore.

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It is thicker than it looks in that picture. It's at the thickness of tomato paste. I actually bought some dried chiles and created a chili paste with two different types of chiles and some beef broth.
Oh, Is that the Kenji Alt-Lopez recipe?
Edit: also is better to use chocolate, not cocoa powder, for moles because of the added lecithin.
 
Bear witness to the literary stylings of Still-Born, the resident fedposter and oft only active participant in Nick's LOCALS.

He has more ambition than Nick at this point.

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I had a dream last night where Nick Rekieta got my phone number from Kiwi Farms (my phone number is not on KF IRL) and used it to call me and call me an asshole for what I post here. I replied by calling him an asshole and hanging up. Then I woke up. Very strange.
 
Is he drunk and/or high here? Why would you willingly admit to a felony? It doesn’t matter what you have, accessing it is the crime.
Melton! Make people pay for your crimes! Have them download the files for a fee, just to add more to your felony charge! But don't worry, they'll have it once they pay for it so it's okay, you'll all get charged or no one will get charged! But literally make them pay for the crimes you've done! Paywall you fat slob! :really:
 
Melton! Make people pay for your crimes! Have them download the files for a fee, just to add more to your felony charge! But don't worry, they'll have it once they pay for it so it's okay! But literally make them pay for the crimes you've done! :really:
What a plot twist it would be if Crackets charged Melton for access to Aaron's files.
 
Re: animal torture allegations.

I honestly think Nick just made up that story about the raccoons to try and look cool. It's a sheltered rube's idea of what an outdoorsman rough and tumble guy might have once done. Surrounded by hostile creatures armed with nothing but his limp bitch noodle arms and a blunt instrument, defending his homestead.

If he was in that situation he'd sooner beat the door with the hammer and flee than try to recreate a melee only Doom .wad with small wildlife. I think most people (myself included) would think along the same lines.

Now, the skunk drowning - that I believe. Initially think to passively and from a distance just eliminate it with superior firepower (not dissimilar to his approach to Montagraph). When that wouldn't work because it causes long-term problems, listily drag it over some water in the cage it already haplessly wandered into to, attempting to drown it. When you fail at that just keep brute-forcing the same lazy (also passive) solution until the problem just gives up and stops existing. Now that's the Nick I've come to know.

T. Guy who has literally never encountered either animal because I do not live in North America.
I pretty much think that's what happened.
The Raccoon story just doesn't ring true at all, but if he was leaving bags of cat food out I can see him getting an animal problem, and setting those live traps out, then finding he'd trapped a fucking Skunk (lol) and not having a clue how to deal with it.
Instead of throwing a sheet over it to not stress it out (and avoid being sprayed) and taking it a few miles away to release it, its just like Balldos half assed city slicker faggot self to try to drown it in a shallow pond and keep pulling it up to check, basically toruring the poor thing.

He's such a fucking turd. If you don't know what you're doing or you're not confident to deal with it yourself fucking hire a guy who does. Drowning it is fucking twisted.
Juju announced Marie was pregnant on his latest Dick Show as well as Sean the audio engineer announcing his departure.
How old is Marie she's got to be mid 40's by now?
Lmfao JuJu (a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) has kept her waiting for so long he's gonna end up with a baby Chris Chan...
:story:
I'm sure Vedo will be happy to babysit though.
 
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It´s not thin, it is split - if you look in the corners, there are big pools of fat, probably because the pan is a little warped, higher in the middle. That´s why I suggested a binding agent like chocolate, that has natural emulsifiers.
I don't mind a little bit of that so long as there isn't some thick layer of it. Masa flour is probably the most appropriate but I usually don't have it since that's about the only thing I'd use it for anyway.

My general rule is if it stirs in, it's fine. If it won't, or just immediately floats to the top again, it needs some work.
 
I had a dream last night where Nick Rekieta got my phone number from Kiwi Farms (my phone number is not on KF IRL) and used it to call me and call me an asshole for what I post here. I replied by calling him an asshole and hanging up. Then I woke up. Very strange.
We're so dry on Balldo content that we are coming to dreams, that said it does sound like something he would do.
 
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