💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I know it’s a meme at this point however how did this nigga possibly get uglier?!

I am buttfucked that there is this DLC available when the vanilla version is literally the ugliest nigga in all of niggadom

Ralph is the path to further ugliness.

Balldoman is a different path, but I don't see melton ever getting that thin.

 

[Annealing Crater]

BBN has chosen to re-highlight this deleted tweet from Nov. 9, and I will too bc it's just... insane. I think the thread was gobsmacked by her litany of madness at the time. It got a little lost.

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Some obvious thoughts:
1. This confirms that some of the kids have seen the Internet.
2. She thinks that this can be justified.
3. This was deleted.
WTF?

Nick giving his kids coke as recompense for forcing them to listen to him brag about making Nanny April bleed with the balldo during their intimate family sex chats.

 

[CindyChafe]

Nick is over in the Biggest Problem chat…



Juju announced Marie was pregnant on his latest Dick Show as well as Sean the audio engineer announcing his departure.

 

[AnOminous]

You get a 7 figures contract to basically repeat yourself for a couple of days a week but even that is too much for you to not fuck up.

And then for no reason anyone has ever been able to understand, you decide to turn into BALLDO MAN and become the most gigantic faggot who ever lived and get your house raided by the cops because you're just that stupid.

Imagine being as dumb as Balldo Man.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Footage of Nick in the hot tub was in the latest Sseth video.

 

[Captain Manning]

Footage of Nick in the hot tub was in the latest Sseth video.

Indeed it is!

Happens at 8:21.

"Did you enjoy putting you testicles in a vice grip and squeezing them until they burst like a little grape?"

BALLDO! Lol.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Is that Nick making a BIG JOKE about the ounce of cocaine and his daughter testing positive?
FUNNY AND WEIRD

and horrifying.

 

[john marston]

Be honest guys:

Does my chili look better or worse than Rekieta's?

(This is Texas chili, hence chuck roast as the meat and no beans)

 

[RodgerDodger]

Its fine if they're not making a nest of your home, but if they make a nest its hell to get rid of them. They can do a ton of damage. Again though Nick is putting out fucking cat food and expecting them to not keep coming back.

Forgive me, but I lost the thread of this conversation. Are we talking about the Raccoons? Or moronic clout chasing crackwhores like April? Because this could kind of go either way.

 

[john marston]

BBN has chosen to re-highlight this deleted tweet from Nov. 9, and I will too bc it's just... insane. I think the thread was gobsmacked by her litany of madness at the time. It got a little lost.

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Some obvious thoughts:
1. This confirms that some of the kids have seen the Internet.
2. She thinks that this can be justified.
3. This was deleted.
WTF?

What if April is secretly based and deliberating acting like a retard to get Nick in trouble? Why would you admit that you explained your weird drug-fueled polycule orgies to a 6 year old? Why would you even consider doing that?

Nick is over in the Biggest Problem chat…

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I think that this probably confirms that Nick dosed his 9 year old. He went from ardently denying it to now making jokes about it because he thinks he's in the clear now. That or he's completely blasted right now.

Also, I don't know if its just the screenshot, but holy shit, I've never seen YouTube live chats that barren

 

[hunchbacksrus]

So april makes her twitter private, Nick hasn't posted in days and after posting in his discord non stop today Melton called in sick for the Little Piggy show... Something is a foot...

 

[CindyChafe]

Also, I don't know if its just the screenshot, but holy shit, I've never seen YouTube live chats that barren

It’s a newish YouTube feature where people can comment on superchats so I just took a screenshot of that. There’s about 1.1k people in the Biggest Problem live chat.

 

[Trianon]

What if April is secretly based and deliberating acting like a retard to get Nick in trouble? Why would you admit that you explained your weird drug-fueled polycule orgies to a 6 year old? Why would you even consider doing that?

As @TrainWreckWatcher said, it's not 4D gayops but just pure cult-think. The Qover alone has the truth and has to inoculate their children against the obvious degeneracy they are guilty of by insisting it's a good, wholesome, Christian, loving thing that the world wants to destroy. It never occurs to them that normal people find this insane. And if they do acknowledge that, like Kayla wanting to keep it on the downlow, they still resent having to pretend in front of lower-level intellects and will take every opportunity to let their beautiful, freaky selves out.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Maybe it’s just because I hate Disney adults and remember it as a family vacation destination, but I am struggling with the idea of having rich grandparents who take THEMSELVES to Disney World and leave you in Minnesota with their shitty son/your shitty dad. My grandparents (R.I.P.) would never.

Look, Nick Rekieta is a good father because he takes his kids to Disney World. He said so. If the grandparents do it, then that's denying Nick a chance to be a good father.

Is that Nick making a BIG JOKE about the ounce of cocaine and his daughter testing positive?
FUNNY AND WEIRD

and horrifying.

You don't remember the part of the Bible where King David was joking with God about committing adultery and being a dick to people. And then God thought it was funny and weird so forgave him and told him it's awwwwwright so long as David promises to tell God more jokes about his murderous adulterous affairs?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Footage of Nick in the hot tub was in the latest Sseth video.

I thought that was him, but thought the guy in the video was too fat...

 

[SargonF00t]

Irrespective of all his fuck ups and parenting fails, one advantage the Rekieta kids will have as they go through life, is that they have had the bedroom destigmatised for them, thanks to Nick and April's forthright conversations with them.

 

[john marston]

As @TrainWreckWatcher said, it's not 4D gayops but just pure cult-think. The Qover alone has the truth and has to inoculate their children against the obvious degeneracy they are guilty of by insisting it's a good, wholesome, Christian, loving thing that the world wants to destroy. It never occurs to them that normal people find this insane. And if they do acknowledge that, like Kayla wanting to keep it on the downlow, they still resent having to pretend in front of lower-level intellects and will take every opportunity to let their beautiful, freaky selves out.

I don't really think April is a 4D chess mastermind. I was more exaggerating the absurdity of what she was saying/doing.

The fact that Rekieta and April were blitzed enough to think it was a good idea to tell his children about their polycule itself is border line retarded. But the fact that April would actually admit and moreover VOLUNTEER this information is truly next level. It seems more likely to me that this would be a gay-op.

[EDIT: Pronoun fix]

 

[Captain Manning]

I thought that was him, but thought the guy in the video was too fat...

You thought that because Sseth drew upon an older stream for the clip. Before he got super hard into the coke and turned into Gay Skeletor, Ragetwig of Spicer.

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Be honest guys:

Does my chili look better or worse than Rekieta's?

(This is Texas chili, hence chuck roast as the meat and no beans)

Little Watery, next time trim down on the initial burst of salt and while you are cooking it crush up some Tostitos or Cheap Equivalent and use them for a source of salt and to soak up a bit of liquid.