💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Return of the Freaker]

Pretty sure that Racketts also let him do a semen dump in April.

So you're saying Ralph got to sample Nick's cooking from last night?

 

[AnOminous]

This gunt is indeed quite heavy. You're gonna carry it, Nick.

You're gonna carry that gunt.
Carry that gunt a long time.

 

[Captain Manning]

That would depend on how likely he is to drive intoxicated. If Kayla is a doormat, I don't know if she would be able to stop him from driving.

Unless they are forced to be straight and narrow to get out of the legal bind they are currently in.

Well we know he was prone to getting completely shit-faced while streaming into the early morning, and then having to drive the kids somewhere only a few hours later.

The speculation in this thread, long before the arrest, is that he might have been over the legal limit when he gets behind the wheel to do that. It was estimated by one or more people here there probably wasn't enough time for his BAC to drop below 0.08 between shutting off his stream, and when he was driving.

Nick has to walk on eggshells as far as the law is concerned now, for obvious reasons. Even one DUI would fuck him hard at this point.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick has to walk on eggshells as far as the law is concerned now, for obvious reasons. Even one DUI would fuck him hard at this point.

It was always that way. He was just too stupid to grasp the fact that law enforcement was watching his streams, even when sane people told him that was what was happening, even days before they got an arrest warrant at least in part from watching his streams where he was consuming gargantuan amounts of cocaine, flailing around and gurning insanely, obviously under the influence of cocaine, and doing the very shit that got his house raided.

What a drooling idiot.

Sorry Balldofags, sometimes life just doesn't work out like you want to pretend it does.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Fantasy novel time:

How hard would Nick cope and sneed if he was forced to install a court-ordered breathalyzer in his car?

 

[Schpoots]

None of this would be happening if Nick could control himself. If he didn't livestream himself being drunk and coked out, didn't drink and drive with his kids (and brag about it!), didn't act like a crackhead at church infront of others, constantly tempting people online with little clues, etc.

I think all of this would have blown up and been exposed eventually, but from her point of view this must be all his fault. He has a weird obsession with a certain type of freedom where he should be able to do whatever he wants and never suffer any consequences. It must be infuriating to live with someone like that.

PS, I'm not saying kayla is innocent or anything but at the very least she kept her stupdity underwraps and thus helped avoid negative attention.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

but at the very least she kept her stupdity underwraps and thus helped avoid negative attention.

bruh he 100% never let her post anything online except in her gay mobile games that he didn't approve beforehand without a full on spaz rage

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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Divorce arc confirmed?

And/or a kid saying fuck you mom & dad, I'm going to work in the factory with my Other Mom!

More likely April threatening self-harm and Kayla pissed he "has to go to her." Or some variation.

She got one speeding ticket for going 5-10 miles over which appears to be her first ticket ever and (unlike Nick) promptly paid once her bumbling lawyer missed her hearing. Licenses don't get suspended over that.

On the other hand, Nick managed to get a very large number of tickets in a short amount of time. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a suspension, but I don't know if there's any way to tell.

You can't without at least the license number.

That could explain why the eyewitness reporter observed Kayla driving Nick around at the hearing.

And yet he was still I think bitching about driving kids around to "activities" right before then?

 

[Captain Manning]

Fantasy novel time:

How hard would Nick cope and sneed if he was forced to install a court-ordered breathalyzer in his car?

That would be especially funny because he used to make fun of Maddox's old attorney, Kevin Landau, for having to have one. Called him LanDUI.

That's like his very oldest YouTube shit, starting back in November of 2017. He'd have come full circle.

 

[AnOminous]

And yet he was still I think bitching about driving kids around to "activities" right before then?

And while he was constantly getting pulled over for driving like a moron, he'd instantly start whining and moaning to the cop who pulled him over about how much he hated his keeeeeeds, it was such an imposition on Little Lord Balldoroy to drive his keeeeeds around.

I've never even seen shit like that on reports for traffic tickets. How much of an absolute spastic did he have to act like to get him whining about his keeeeds into every traffic ticket he got in a period where he was getting such tickets constantly by driving like a complete mongoloid?

Cops do NOT like paperwork. So how come this weird freak did so much bitching that it showed up in multiple traffic stop reports?

It's utterly bizarre.

 

[Pedophobe]

"Provides"

If she were a hair smarter, I'd think that's a whiff of blackmail.

On the other hand, she throws plenty of shade at Kayla, so maybe that actually is what this is.

I doubt she has the follow-through even if it is, which is what Nick is banking on, but it sure would serve him right if she did.

I wonder if that's why Nick didn't take the plea deal. Has he agreed to feed and care for April in return for her keeping quiet about more embarassing stuff no one even knows about yet?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Cops do NOT like paperwork. So how come this weird freak did so much bitching that it showed up in multiple traffic stop reports?

Because the coppers hate Rackets almost as much as they love Denny's.

 

[Edward Teach]

Fantasy novel time:

How hard would Nick cope and sneed if he was forced to install a court-ordered breathalyzer in his car?

He would be taking the 9 year old every where with him.

 

[not william stenchever]

And while he was constantly getting pulled over for driving like a moron, he'd instantly start whining and moaning to the cop who pulled him over about how much he hated his keeeeeeds, it was such an imposition on Little Lord Balldoroy to drive his keeeeeds around.

I've never even seen shit like that on reports for traffic tickets. How much of an absolute spastic did he have to act like to get him whining about his keeeeds into every traffic ticket he got in a period where he was getting such tickets constantly by driving like a complete mongoloid?

Cops do NOT like paperwork. So how come this weird freak did so much bitching that it showed up in multiple traffic stop reports?

It's utterly bizarre.

I think he managed to accidentally channel the Ricky from Trailer Park Boys school of baffling cops with annoying bullshit. Him bitching about deez keeeedz made it seem preferable to just fuck off and write Racky's behavior down on the paperwork rather than do a field sobriety test.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

And while he was constantly getting pulled over for driving like a moron, he'd instantly start whining and moaning to the cop who pulled him over about how much he hated his keeeeeeds, it was such an imposition on Little Lord Balldoroy to drive his keeeeeds around.

I've never even seen shit like that on reports for traffic tickets. How much of an absolute spastic did he have to act like to get him whining about his keeeeds into every traffic ticket he got in a period where he was getting such tickets constantly by driving like a complete mongoloid?

Cops do NOT like paperwork. So how come this weird freak did so much bitching that it showed up in multiple traffic stop reports?

It's utterly bizarre.

Oh, silly, it's just 'cause he's such a sexy badass edgelord, don'tcha know?

...imagine your kid seeing you, a grown man, act like such a pissant.

I really try not to speculate about their kids, but am I misremembering that one of those (should be) embarrassing writeups included him saying he was in a rush to a debate tourney or practice or something? ...which would mean a kid would have been there to see dad shriek and bluster and lie. Yuck.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I've never even seen shit like that on reports for traffic tickets. How much of an absolute spastic did he have to act like to get him whining about his keeeeds into every traffic ticket he got in a period where he was getting such tickets constantly by driving like a complete mongoloid?

He lives in a tiny town the guys that are fucking weird that don't cause them too many problems don't get reported in the official paperwork balldo only got put in the paperwork because he was a gigantic pain in the ass

 

[thebigdream]

Which heavy stuff nick? The gunt about to snitch on you or RTU stealing your april?

Heavy stuff? Sure sounds like the words of a fatty, Nick. Fatttttt! You're fatttttt!

last seemingly-normal Christmas with the family, accept the plea, kick April out, and 2024 gets a nice bow wrapped on it.

Don't forget that Nick suffers from muh seasonal depression (AKA pov you're a narc and people are enjoying things that aren't you in your presence). Christmas is going to be torment.

 

[I Will Be Us]

Chaos in the Balldo Bunker. Even if he cut April loose, the divorce arc could still be on the table. One last seemingly-normal Christmas with the family, accept the plea, kick April out, and 2024 gets a nice bow wrapped on it.

2025 brings him divorce, brand new criminal charges, and being totally alone.

Happy holidays!

 

[Edward Teach]

He lives in town with less than 2000 people....only 2 red lights. He drives a car that probably stands out the most. He is also probably one of those douche bags that gives it a few extra revs when pulling into to DQ so everyone knows the non practicing lawpope is here. Kandiyohi county is only about 43k people, so that Sheriffs department has some free time. I am sure all their deputies know who he is and has no problem pulling him over for the most minor infraction and go on a fishing expedition.

 

[Folgers Can]

The "I did everything for a specific reason" statement suggests to me that she was trying to publicly smoke out Nick about controlling April.

Because April has been the only person in this saga to whom Keanu has exhibited any semblance of loyalty, a simpler explanation of the "I did everything for a specific reason" comment is that every time Keanu chimed in was because April told her to, told her how much to reveal, and told her how much to hold back for the time being. This would line up well with the timing of Keanu's stream last night following shortly after April's xeet and longer IG post yesterday renouncing the polycule and insisting that she'll only accept a relationship that is her own, which still reads like an ultimatum insisting on a relationship with Nick sans Kayla when coupled with her later "whoever that is" xeet shortly before privating her account. It would also be in keeping with her established BPD tactic of shouting from the rooftops publicly with subtle threats of exposing him more as a last-ditch way to clamor for his attention when she feels ignored, just like she did in the earliest phase of her xitter return, but now signal-boosted in live-action form through Keanu. Whether Keanu is aware of this or just a useful idiot doesn't matter so long as it has the desired effect: