💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    697
Perhaps a chronology of the last 6 weeks would help get our arms around this? (I'm using April as a rough lens.)

> Oct. 26 - Nov. 11 - April comes back to Twitter after a long hiatus. Schitzo posts, flirts publicly with Rekieta, throws shade on Kayla... and eventually claims her account was hacked (it wasn't).

> Oct. 30 & 31 - April and Kayla's hearings.

> Nov. 9 - Nick calls into Melton's show and confirms that April was his girlfriend while seemingly high and talks to a muppet. On the same day he releases the screenshot of (supposedly) Aaron reading the Farms and watching cuck porn.

> Nov. 10 - These tweets from April:
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> Nov. 11 - Rekieta goes nuclear on Aaron.
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> Nov. 13 - Keanu goes public with her news about April in the 2nd house, late drug test, etc. (We know now that she'd been DMing with Nick, and speaking to April). Drama ensues: April ends communication with Keanu, Nick goes on Keanu on Twitter.

> Nov. 14 - BBN says they believe police contact was made regarding the computer "hack" - implying contact with Rekieta or Melton.

> Nov. 20 - Nick declares that he has "full legal custody" of the kids restored.

> Nov. 26 - Nick's Settlement Conference. By all indications, he was planning to plead out. Later, Sean and others demonstrate that a no-contact provision is standard in drug pleas.

> Dec. 3 - On IG, April posts a lonely flower with the message: "I want to be in a healthy, honest relationship one day, if God has that in the works for me. [...} I hate how messy things got, and I ask forgiveness every day, and I'm trying to do better." And, in a reply, to a comment, "I'm also only interested in people who value their own self-worth, mental and physical health".

> Dec. 4 - April protects her Tweets and continues to pine, or something:

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I'm out of theories but perhaps others can do better. It does feel like April has been cut loose.

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I just entered random numbers and nothing is pulling up after this one which was mid nov date.

73-CR-24-9156
Just remember that not all case numbers are used and/or searchable. You will often have to skip several numbers to get to the next searchable case.
 
Am I just remembering wrong then? My bad.
I thought her license got suspended after Nick bailed on her in court.
Right around the time Keanu was talking about how April basically didn’t leave the second house, people started speculating that Rekieta threw her case so she’d lose her license and be beholden to him.

Which is just a silly thing to suggest - Nick is way too lazy to have planned that far ahead.
 
She has no vehicle and a suspended license right now thanks to Nick.
During the interview with Wil Herren, K mentioned that April drove her truck, while Nick and Kayla came separately, with Kayla driving.

I'm out of theories but perhaps others can do better. It does feel like April has been cut loose.
My theory is that maybe during the hearing, one of the demands was indeed for April to have no contact with the other co-defendants.
And Nick postponed the negotiations because they were still resolving this issue (finding a new place for April to live), since she was living on his property at the time.
 
Which is just a silly thing to suggest - Nick is way too lazy to have planned that far ahead.
Nick blew off the traffic cases because he's a worthless, lazy faggot incapable of doing anything useful. It was no Machiavellian plan. It was just Nick being his usual useless faggot self, a lazy faggot who can't even show up for a traffic ticket, because that's how useless and coked-up he is.
 
Am I just remembering wrong then? My bad.
I thought her license got suspended after Nick bailed on her in court.
That was some bullshit by the Kino Crapsino that seeped in the thread and 'tarded shit up for a while.

@Tiki Bar Man 2 was the Kiwi reporter on the ground for the latest Nick hearing last month, and they confirmed she arrived there driving her own truck. So it's fair to say her license isn't suspended, and she still has her truck.

She can leave any time she needs/wants to.
 
Am I just remembering wrong then? My bad.
I thought her license got suspended after Nick bailed on her in court.
She got one speeding ticket for going 5-10 miles over which appears to be her first ticket ever and (unlike Nick) promptly paid once her bumbling lawyer missed her hearing. Licenses don't get suspended over that.

On the other hand, Nick managed to get a very large number of tickets in a short amount of time. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a suspension, but I don't know if there's any way to tell.
 
Divorce arc confirmed?

Equal probability of kicking April to the curb. Him dealing with "heavy stuff" would inevitably point to troubles somewhere within his harem. Because nobody else really matters to Nick.

Or else he is organizing a baby shower for Juju the cow and it has him all frazzled.
 
On the other hand, Nick managed to get a very large number of tickets in a short amount of time. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a suspension, but I don't know if there's any way to tell.
That could explain why the eyewitness reporter observed Kayla driving Nick around at the hearing.
 
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That was some bullshit by the Kino Crapsino that seeped in the thread and 'tarded shit up for a while.

@Tiki Bar Man 2 was the Kiwi reporter on the ground for the latest Nick hearing last month, and they confirmed she arrived there driving her own truck. So it's fair to say her license isn't suspended, and she still has her truck.

She can leave any time she needs/wants to.
Thanks for the clarification!
 
Equal probability of kicking April to the curb.
My vote is for this too. Let's see if we're right.

It would be funny if he's all set to divorce Kayla, but then gets cucked by the state by having to take a plea deal where he can't run off with April.

On the other hand, Nick managed to get a very large number of tickets in a short amount of time. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a suspension, but I don't know if there's any way to tell.
There's not, but there's better evidence for it based on what @Goofy Logic just said. Nick doesn't strike me as the sort of guy that would be thrilled with letting Kayla drive him around. He's a control freak.

Then again, I guess he might have been hungover or some shit.
 
Then again, I guess he might have been hungover or some shit.
That would depend on how likely he is to drive intoxicated. If Kayla is a doormat, I don't know if she would be able to stop him from driving.

Unless they are forced to be straight and narrow to get out of the legal bind they are currently in.
 
"Waaaaaaah I can't fuck my sex slave in front of my kids and their mom anymore my life is ruined". What a degenerate whiny bitch he is.

Nick losing April is worse than the retards who would get broken up with in highschool and get all mopey for a year. I think it's just him being forced to cut contact with April by the courts but A divorce arc would be absolutely amazing, I hope you're right. The conservative judges in his area probably pushed to separate him from his sex slave and maintain his family imo.

I remember the first person in the sektur that Nick blacklisted was PPP after he threw shade a Kayla a few years ago, bitching about how nobody gets to shit talk his wife and he likes to keep their issues private. He must be hating this shit and desperately trying to keep the details behind the scenes if there is a potential divorce.
 
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