💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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As soon as I heard about the assassination I had to come here to check and see if spymaster tomlinson had anything to say.

Also btw NYPD states that they recovered live 9mm rounds and spent shell casings. I thought it was a veterinary pistol at first but i think its more likely that its a conventional handgun being used without a booster. Also, there are subsonic 9mm loadings available at basically every store that sells ammo so I don't know why he thinks this guy rolled his own cartridges to be underpowered.
 
Judge Holden said:
DOUBLE EDIT: Poor old Uncle Boiney is still decidedly on the pig's shit list
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I love that he totally believes this but also believes Harris (fuck, I had to actually pause and think to remember her damn name) was the best candidate ever, having never received shit for votes until she was the only non-Trump option.
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pat is hilarious. i've seen near unanimous apathy for the based ceo murder and he can't understand why someone would do it or even celebrate it
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he's going to eat shit on bluesky over this eventually as he won't be able to keep up with what people are saying
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EDIT: Ok he just quote xeeted his own xeet in the replies to that same fucking xeet.....what?
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he has done this repeatedly and I suspect it's some cargo-culting about going viral, and he thinks it helps? Or it allows people to see it directly? I have no fucking idea, he probably read some shitty blog years ago telling people to do this with their "best" tweets.

Who am I kidding he doesn't read shit. He saw some damn video on it.
 
Pig man reacts predictably to his imaginary expertise being questioned....
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"My knowledge eclipses yours by miles"
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Once again, this is why I fantasise about him being gangraped/me violently raping him so much. Because he is such a fucking asshole who needs to be fucked forcibly in the ass to make him humble.

Also note the "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY" line. As has been previously discussed, so many lines he uses in the infamous 5th Josiah call are lines he is aspergically programmed to repeat ad infinitum whenever he flips his gay tuft wig, because he is unironically fucking autistic (and also fat)

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I say again. Fat on his back, legs bent back over his head, slamming in to him like a fuckin jackhammer and staring him in the eyes, watching the last spark of supercilious smugness die as I yell to Ja Rule that I'm about to curm and so he better be fuckin ready to tag in.

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Ok at this point the non consensual fucktrain in my head is looking kinda like the slapping scene in Airplane!
 
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Too bad there's no record of any of these shooting competitions he's scored so highly at. I guess it's slightly better than his habit of bringing up his NRA instructor father, as though that actually means anything in terms of his personal expertise.
 
The Noise said:
"Of course you're Canadian. Totally checks out."

Actually no, give him this one.
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Only to ruin it with the suppressor ranting.

For anyone curious there's not really a correct term. All of the legislation regulating the items refer to them as suppressors but all of the original patents and the inventor himself called them silencer.

There has been a push to call them suppressors but that's mostly based off the idea that normies are scared of "silencers" but they wont be scared of "suppressors".


Also he is fat
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Wife said that they were receiving threatening calls so that's my guess. Someone died due to lack of coverage and survivor took it out on the CEO.
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A lot of random professionals get threatening calls. When I temped at an ad agency after college they got weird calls. I have an uncle who’s a doctor, when he lost a patient sometimes he’d get calls on the irate-to-threatening spectrum. Someone calling can just be a Fatrick type who is blowing off steam and not actually going to take action because they’re lazy fat fucks. I think sometimes making the call actually dissipates their energy and they’re less mad when they hang up.
 
Judge Holden said:
Pig man reacts predictably to his imaginary expertise being questioned....
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one of the best exchanges from Rick yet.

"no, child. the patent is wrong."

bonus: the definition of the word 'silencer'. only a retard thinks that 'silencer' would mean absolute silence. this is one of Pat's biggest L's ever, truly exemplifying of his 1.2 GPA, his status as a failed author and writer, and his total lack of knowledge in general.

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one of the best exchanges from Rick yet.

"no, child. the patent is wrong."

bonus: the definition of the word 'silencer'. only a retard thinks that 'silencer' would mean absolute silence. this is one of Pat's biggest L's ever, truly exemplifying of his 1.2 GPA, his status as a failed author and writer, and his total lack of knowledge in general.

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CHILD. LITTLE BABY STUPID CHIIIIIIILD.

Do you really think that simply inventing something means you know more of it than a fat faggot (with bitch tits) who read a "NUMBER 10 CRAZY YET HILARIOUS GUN FACTS" listicle on cracked.com that featured it at "Number 6: Epic Ween Silenceeeng" back in the first Obama administration?

 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
They only have so many families there. If I recall correctly, if you want to get married there they make sure that you're not cousins within a certain amount of generations.
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So if Null moves on from Chantal, he should avoid women from Worst Korea.

OtherLastTrainHome said:
one of the best exchanges from Rick yet.

"no, child. the patent is wrong."
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His need to get the last word means you could, in theory, with a little manipulation, get him to blatantly deny objective facts about reality.

"No, stalker, water isn't wet. But your cheeks will be, when you cry over being arrested. Enjoy prison."
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
His need to get the last word means you could, in theory, with a little manipulation, get him to blatantly deny objective facts about reality.

"No, stalker, water isn't wet. But your cheeks will be, when you cry over being arrested. Enjoy prison."
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The way he ‘child’s people doesn’t make him look like a confident expert. If he was an expert who actually wanted to help people understand, he could say ‘Look I know you’re from Canada. But I go to the gun range regularly, I’ve passed [course names] and I own [make and models],.’ Saying all this vague rude stuff does not make him sound like the strong, responsible, mostly silent type who tends to work as a shooting instructor. He sounds triggered not actually informed
 
With all the gunsperging going on lets not forget that this is all because Pat is trying to play Columbo and analyze the assassination.

As if you need to be an expert to know that some scummy health insurance CEO getting publicly merc'd while walking to his car wasn't a "professional" hit.
 
TerminalTryHard said:
As if you need to be an expert to know that some scummy health insurance CEO getting publicly merc'd while walking to his car wasn't a "professional" hit.
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Well it could be, but not the way it was carried out. It's either some eat the rich tard, like someone else said, or someone with a legitimate beef of some kind. Or an imaginary one, possibly, where some loon blamed him for something his company didn't even do.

These companies fuck over so many people in so many heinous ways that it's amazing this doesn't happen more often.
 
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