🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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It seems to me it would make more sense to hold awareness for breast cancer in the summer, wouldn't it? Consider: In May you've got Mother's Day, which always puts me in mind of breast-feeding. In June, it's swimsuit season. Breasts are ripe, ready, and in full view.
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“The Giant Brain,” ladies and gentlemen.
 
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looks like all jon's websites are down: http://smokingcatcomicsandcollectibles.webs.com, http://smokingcatcomicsandcollectibles2.webs.com, https://welcometolemora.webs.com, https://welcometolemora2.webs.com and https://freewebs.com/welcometolemora -- because webs.com / freewebs no longer exists. i wonder how much of his life's work was lost forever as a result.

as for the difficulties and setbacks he explicitly blames on us, here's an example:
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let's look at this condundrum that the brain of belchville found insurmountable:

Your PDF dimensions are 8.500" x 11.000" (215.90mm x 279.40mm).

ok, so the pdf being uploaded is 8.5 x 11

For the book size you selected, the PDF dimensions need to be within 18.293"-18.418" x 11.188"-11.312". (464.63mm-467.80mm x 284.16mm-287.34mm). Please update your PDF dimensions or select a different book size.

ok, so the pdf needs to be 18.3 x 11

why was this so impossibly difficult? i know jon was kicked out of college, but anyone who got through high school pre-2000s should be able to parse this.


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anyone have sweetchuck's current address in Caruthersville? I'm always curious to see where cows live.
 
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The best part is that even older Word documents actually do have the ability to change page dimensions, and most software half past 2000 can too. It's such a trivial fix and he's too retarded to look up what the issue means. Just like how he was too retarded to walk out of a small clinic in the span of eight hours and got lost.
 
It's been a while since I've visited this thread (I missed the 10th anniversary of this thread) because I've been trying to limit my time here so I can solve my own life issues. Last I checked was when he called his racist Chinese caricature "controversial". In order to be controversial, there needs to be someone who gives a shit and I don't think even an actual racist or a plain politically incorrect person would find it funny.

As for the book, he wants $54 for that? Song of Ice and Fire is around 500 pages per volume and doesn't even cost that much; I also heard Lulu sucks for self-publishing.
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I just rediscovered this thread, and once again, I instantly feel better about myself.

EDIT: I am once again confounded by his archaic language usage. Again, I'm only three months older than him, and I don't talk like that at all, and no one my age I know talks like that. Hell, people in I know who are in their 80s don't talk like that. I can't tell if it's something he does deliberately, or if he somehow absorbed odd speech patterns from all the TV he watched as a young person.
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We've been saying he may have undiagnosed autism and autistics do adopt speech from what they consume. He did say he reads a lot.
lindsayfan said:
when i saw this thread was updated i assumed he'd finally died, possibly via pitbulls fatally savaging him as he shuffled around the soggy grass edges of some discount-store parking lot.

well, in the year 2525 if sweetcheeks is still alive, perhaps he can address why the COVER of his comic is so unneccessarily illegible:
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there's acres of room on the fourth line for that "than" but ohhh nooo. "whaaa! whaaaa! me no wanna puttee 'than' on line fo-wah, becawse when i pencil drabbing i put it on line thwee." so instead of taking the time to do it RIGHT like a decent american comics artist, this obama-tier lazy fraud just runs the text outside the speech bubble into the obscuring grey cloud. this is why our country's gone down the tubes, folks... and not coincidentally why we had to shitcan jon from his gig at... ah, nevermind
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Most people would draw the speech bubble after the text.
 
damn, that's pretty wrenching stuff:
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i guess they were sharing an apartment... idk why i thought sweet was by himself. did he have his own little apartment for a while? 1733301921814.png

i do wonder what will become of him, because even late in her life his mother was very controlling and he obeyed her. for example, after the dogs he was walking got murdered by a pit bull she limited the range and route of his dog walks. it's not clear to me what this newfound "freedom" will mean for sweet. i wonder if he will end up in a group-home type setting, if his brother will basically adopt him, or if sweet will fall through the cracks of society and end up freezing to death etc.


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damn, that's pretty wrenching stuff:
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i guess they were sharing an apartment... idk why i thought sweet was by himself. did he have his own little apartment for a while?View attachment 6713184

i do wonder what will become of him, because even late in her life his mother was very controlling and he obeyed her. for example, after the dogs he was walking got murdered by a pit bull she limited the range and route of his dog walks. it's not clear to me what this newfound "freedom" will mean for sweet. i wonder if he will end up in a group-home type setting, if his brother will basically adopt him, or if sweet will fall through the cracks of society and end up freezing to death etc.


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Fuck. 💔

To answer your question, I do seem to recall a time when his mom had gotten him his own apartment...? Perhaps after their original home had become uninhabitable? My memory is hazy, but I think this is correct.
 
I recall the married brother convincing Ma to leave the dilapidated house, but I thought she was living with him, alongside the dogs, while Sweet was in a small apartment (possibly an efficiency or studio unit) within walking distance. I recall Sweet would walk to the brother's for meals and to walk the dogs. It's possible that they moved into an apartment together later, or they had been in one all along.
 
RIP. Jon seems to understandably be in a bad place right now. Wouldn’t wish this on him or anyone.

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i do wonder what will become of him, because even late in her life his mother was very controlling and he obeyed her. for example, after the dogs he was walking got murdered by a pit bull she limited the range and route of his dog walks. it's not clear to me what this newfound "freedom" will mean for sweet. i wonder if he will end up in a group-home type setting, if his brother will basically adopt him,
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He definitely needs that kind of structure. If I recall, his brother was involved in limiting Jon’s walking range as well, so Jon may live on his own while his brother checks in on him to set boundaries.

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Hmm, I thought his mom was a nurse?

Also what does it mean when it says “Benjamin Sweet (Ashley)?”

Picklechu said:
It's possible that they moved into an apartment together later,
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If she was in declining health he may have moved in with her to help out.
 
Holdek said:
He definitely needs that kind of structure. If I recall, his brother was involved in limiting Jon’s walking range as well, so Jon may live on his own while his brother checks in on him to set boundaries.
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Didn't he once try to stab his brother? I wouldn't really care much about this freak if I were his brother.
 
AnOminous said:
Didn't he once try to stab his brother? I wouldn't really care much about this freak if I were his brother.
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Jonny has two brothers. His youngest brother was a drug addict at the time and the two did not get along well at all, since druggie bro more than once bullied him. Jonny once lost a lot of money to him due to being dumb enough to write checks with his signature. He did that specifically so he could fill in how much more quickly, and well... druggie gonna druggie.

It culminated in Jonny taking a heavy pipe and beaning him hard on the head. His brother then kicked his ass. This was how both went to jail.
 
AnOminous said:
Okay, so that was a rare thing where Jon wasn't the asshole. Or at least not the only one.
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I may shit on him for how he handled it, and a decent chunk of the bad blood was due to his fucking terrible decisions, but yes. This was a mutual fuck-up in this case.
 
Yeah everyone sucked in that situation, Johnny Boy is mostly harmless in reality, just annoying and stupid

Still a huge faggot but a toothless one (perhaps literally)
 
Adamska said:
Jonny once lost a lot of money to him due to being dumb enough to write checks with his signature. He did that specifically so he could fill in how much more quickly,
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This is even worse than I remember it. I thought his brother forged his signature, but it was actually Jon endorsing blank checks?
 
Holdek said:
This is even worse than I remember it. I thought his brother forged his signature, but it was actually Jon endorsing blank checks?
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He apparently put his signatures on the checks so that he could just write out numbers, make it easier to just hand checks when needed. Then his brother stole the book and blew it on his poisons of choice. This is also why Mama Sweet (RIP) banned him from having serious control over his finances after that disaster.
 
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