💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Petition to rename it to Dopeasition just because it's Nick and it would make him seethe more.

You know what would cement Monty's W and possibly make Nick cry? He denied any motion to seal the deposition and release it after trial. That would be the most kino coda to Monty's victory.

 

[gearhead1395]

Resurrected again!

In regular news, Nick forgets his life is a shitty novel.

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Edit to say this was already posted. Mea culpa for not knowing which pages have been new since the reboot.

I was under the impression that it's more likely Nick and April would feed Kayla to the wolves, which is far more perverse.

 

[AltisticRight]

So my post got swallowed by Destiny, along with all the cumloads from the men he's been sucking off on Grinder. Cool.

This is for the month of November, the month of October can be found here: October
Please let me know if I missed any superchats.
Due to timezones, the actual date might differ by one.
A kind reminder that Nicholas Rekieta still owes Monty $300, refuses to pay for his traffic violation penalties, and defaulted on a $274 payment for his law practicing licence.

1st:​

Seething about "snakes" like a certain fat convict in Eric Hunley's chat.

7th:​

Seething about the word seething, it's a seetheception in the fat nonce Melt's chat.

8th:​

So smug and punchable. Eric Hunley's chat.

10th:​

Coping and seething about the "internet" becoming a temple because apparently prudes and specters didn't like the fact that he allowed his daughter to be tested positive for cocaine.
You don't like child abuse? What are you, a churchgoer?

11th:​

Totally sane message to send, invoking homoerotic fantasies at his wife's bull.

12th:​

He's funding the fat nonce again with gay snidely comments about lolyers.

14th:​

This guy calls himself a comedian.
(MAP)

18th:​

Somehow a zero overhead show js struggljng. Someone needs to sooth hjs homosexual frustratjon.

26th:​

This one got lost, but he sent $5 to fat melt.
Original link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19976839
It now goes to the politics thread for some fucking reason.

28th:​

A total of $110 sent to a fat nonce with his nonsensical "comedy" attempts.

He sent a total of $250 (or more) in the month of November. Father of the year everybody. The majority went to a fat nonce who likes to talk about Aaron's children.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

With Destiny attempting to steal Lolcow of the Year from Rekieta at the last minute by having his sex tapes released, will Nick up the ante by releasing sex tapes of his own before the new year?

Lolcows and sex tapes are an inevitable combination. We know it exists since he admits to having spycams on his ex-boyfriend Aaron. Skelly will release a screencap of Aaron sucking his dick and leave out the part where he sucked Aaron's dick.

Nick knowing best, like he always does.

What a misogynistic tool. Women sure love being told they're "illogical" and just need to be "shown" the error of their thinking.

I guarantee you he seethes about the prosecutor being a woman. Sorry you can't shut this one up for bruising your ego like you can the other two, Nick.

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That proves Nick is yet again being a retard when he thinks he's settling his case. His ego is so massive he can't even see he's stepping on an enormous rake yet again. It's Nick and social cues again, totally unable to see the prosecutor isn't actually about to hand him a sweetheart deal and that Barneswalker is just trying to couch the bad news he's getting so his client doesn't break out the passive aggressive narc rage at him again as we know he treats everyone. Guarantee this fuck walked in there last week thinking he had an awesome deal only to hear it was worse than he expected so he's just kicking the can down the road to have another few weeks to kill his brain cells on booze and research chemicals.

Nick's strategy here is to be make it worth more trouble than it's worth for Monty to collect. You can see this behavior in basically every legal battle he engages in. People like Nick rely on the fact that enforcing laws and civil actions are lengthy, expensive, and time-consuming processes to escape the consequences of their shitty behaviors (see also, Ethan Ralph). Settlement runs contrary to Nick's goals of dragging this out as long as possible.

Even if Nick wanted to settle, the case probably cannot be settled unless Monty runs out of money. Sure, Monty has Nick by the Balldo, but both are six-figures deep in this fight and highly motivated to avoid any compromise, so neither is gonna walk away without a significant incentive, which Nick wouldn't be willing to give and it's unclear what Monty would even accept at this point. Nick's only hope would be for Monty to run out of money or energy first, but Nick being Nick would resist any reasonable settlement offer and probably force Monty to knuckle down.

#PayMonty will be an even bigger investment opportunity than #PayQuasi ever was. Sure wish an alcoholic washed up Midwest narc would libel me. Hope Nick enjoys a lien on the Balldo Bunker!

 

[AltisticRight]

Honestly now that I've seen it, Jack Scalfani's chili might be more edible than skelly's.

 

[Radola Gajda]

She's done nothing with her degree. But that aside, average teacher (n.b., average, not starting) salary in Stearns County (the county for St. Cloud/ I upped it to find a decent-sized district) is a bit over $56k. That's what, something south of $4800/month before taxes? She wouldn't pay much if anything in taxes with 5 dependents,

I dont know what situation in Minnesota, but atleast in Europe if you are convicted felon your career as teacher is over.
Imo even if situation in Minnesota more relaxed than in Europe.She still was charged with child neglect pretty big red flag for any school that would hire her.

 

[Oxyjen]

I was under the impression that it's more likely Nick and April would feed Kayla to the wolves, which is far more perverse.

So that’s what the wolf tattoo depicts!

 

[Fapcop]

Will go on for even longer and once Monty gets that pound of flesh, Nick will make it as difficult possible to collect. Unclear if Nick will even be solvent at that point.

Have you ever tried to enforce a judgment on a coked out junky who burns through money faster than a high-end hooker? It's not the easiest thing.

Your comment actually got me thinking, and I am questioning what assets Nick even owns in his own name outside the Rustang. The houses are owned by the mysterious Robert Lord trust which may or not be owned by Nick himself (he claims as much, but he often lies) or his parents. Maybe he has a lot of cash in the bank, but he's blowing through that at a dangerous clip, maybe intentionally. If Nick burns through everything and Monty cannot reach into the trusts, then Nick might actually be judgment proof, as strange as that sounds for someone who had a million-dollar contract a little more than a year ago.

I would assume that part of any lawsuit and litigation, would be financial disclosure. If Nick tries to hide assets, that’s not something courts would look kindly on. Especially if they need to hire accountants, ultimately at Nicks expense, to figure it all out.

No matter how Nick has the trusts set up, at some point money needs to go from their account to his account. That something you can put a lien on.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

So my post got swallowed by Destiny, along with all the cumloads from the men he's been sucking off on Grinder. Cool.

This is the preview thumbnail for one of the images you posted. Its kinda funny.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Yes, hence the:



All that matters from the prosecutor's perspective is that it's an unsettled question leaving no choice but to build a complete record on the access particulars like the district-level phase of Wierson had to. On that front KF chatter about some streams 2-4 years ago about the favorite sleeping off night terrors in there back then won't ever come up, and all the state will have is what they can extract from Aaron on the stand about recent habits. Either the jury will be smart enough to find him more credible than the cokefiends trying to save their own skins, or the jury won't be that smart.

You included colloquy, which isn't dicta. I don't think Wierson goes much further than common sense, and if that's the best out there, seems slim to think anyone would even suggest it needn't be proved.

All you have to do is compare the language in the endangerment statute vs the language in the meth crime manufacture crime to see that the legislature knows how to clarify when it wants to:

knowingly causing or permitting the child to be present where any person is selling, manufacturing, possessing immediate precursors or chemical substances with intent to manufacture, or possessing a controlled substance, as defined in section 152.01, subdivision 4, in violation of section 152.021, 152.022, 152.023, 152.024, or 152.0262

vs.

No person may knowingly engage in any of the following activities in the presence of a child or vulnerable adult; in the residence of a child or a vulnerable adult; in a building, structure, conveyance, or outdoor location where a child or vulnerable adult might reasonably be expected to be present; in a room offered to the public for overnight accommodation; or in any multiple unit residential building:

 

[Tiger Jack]

A kind reminder that Nicholas Rekieta still owes Monty $300, refuses to pay for his traffic violation penalties, and defaulted on a $274 payment for his law practicing licence.

Monty should just start streaming. Nick won't be able to resist sending him seething superchats. He'll get that $300 he owes him real quick then.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

As my post was captured by BBN shortly before the site crashed, it was to my surprise not lost to the æther. But courtesy of Crakieta,

https://x.com/Crackieta/status/1862952037169733893

https://archive.ph/YoWhL

Originally #149,814

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I don't think this was captured anywhere else, but Meme Copium (Josh Oz or Kiwiland, aka the Josh not obsessed with troons) had his usual drunk stream on Friday night (JST)/morning (EST). Meme has been doing a really good series on balldo that some of have been linked here previously. As usual with the Friday drink streams, he drops it members only after a brief period, as it can get too based with his buddy (CIA asset) Max on:

I neglected to clip it while it was public, but Andrew LEGAL MINDSET came on for a brief time and the three did talk Rekieta. Some interesting bits from Legal Mindset:

1. Nick's lewd lifestyle was known among the close friends. (This lines up with what others have said at Matsuri.)
2. Nick had told Andrew at one of the Anime Matsuris they both went to, that Kayla was into women.
3. The speculation in the circles LEGAL MINDSET runs in, perhaps informed from an INSIDE SOURCE, is that a divorce is likely, AND THE DIVORCE WOULD BE INITIATED BY NICK HIMSELF. To paraphrase the intent I could infer, Nick sees Kayla as dead weight holding him back from his best life.

I need to sub to Meme, but after having written this, I'll clearly wait so I don't dox myself.

 

[Homer Simpson]

So my post got swallowed by Destiny, along with all the cumloads from the men he's been sucking off on Grinder. Cool.

I am psychically trying to give you kidney stones.

Don't worry, destiny can suck em out.

1st:​

Seething about "snakes" like a certain fat convict in Eric Hunley's chat.

He is such a pathetic little child. Even the ralpha male wouldn't donate $20 to act like that. He'd say it for free in chat. And I do love the snake thing. I know it's been said here, but the idea we need to go to him first before making comments/opinions on him for the "real" story is so fucking gay. Make an account Nick, we know you're still here coping saying "I am laughing while reading it." No you're not. You're a cuck. Plain and simple.

10th:​

Coping and seething about the "internet" becoming a temple because apparently prudes and specters didn't like the fact that he allowed his daughter to be tested positive for cocaine.
You don't like child abuse? What are you, a churchgoer?

"You're the people jesus hated." Man who claimed he was a church goer doesn't know jesus loved everyone. Kinda the whole reason why he died on the cross.

 

[Fapcop]

Just a friendly reminder of how COCKY Nick was when this case started.

He was going to STREAM IT, his lawyer wouldn’t be able to shut him up, he was going to ears SO much money.

Ultimately I guess we did get an entertaining little B story going. Thanks Nick!

 

[The Bunk]

"You're the people jesus hated." Man who claimed he was a church goer doesn't know jesus loved everyone. Kinda the whole reason why he died on the cross.

WRONG, KIWI-PRUDE. Jesus was all about indulging your desires, never judging ANYONE, no matter how sinful they are and NEVER accepting responsibility for ones actions . He's in Haven now, banging strippers and snorting divine coke. "Live and let live" is the Christian dogma, don't let the PRUDES convince you otherwise. IN FACT, I am somewhat of a MARTYR myself, being crucified by the GUBBERMINT for preaching those truths.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

WRONG, KIWI-PRUDE. Jesus was all about indulging your desires, never judging ANYONE, no matter how sinful they are and NEVER accepting responsibility for ones actions . He's in Haven now, banging strippers and snorting divine coke. "Live and let live" is the Christian dogma, don't let the PRUDES convince you otherwise. IN FACT, I am somewhat of a MARTYR myself, being crucified by the GUBBERMINT for preaching those truths.

This will be like the third or forth time that Null is going to be called Judas. Poor Null.

 

[Melty Butter]

So my post got swallowed by Destiny, along with all the cumloads from the men he's been sucking off on Grinder. Cool.

The manlet faggot gulped two of mine along with Fuentes.

Here's a recreation attempt for one:

"abuser of people" - lol. Nice clarification, Nick.

"Your honor, we submit to the Court the list of human witnesses who will testify as firsthand victims of the defendant's abuser crimes, as defined by Oxford.
- Dear John
- Judge Jennifer
- Attorney David Schnieder of Schnieder Madson
- Monty
- Joshua Conner Moon
- All fat people including Sean Martin who likes sandwiches, and Lizzo
- Scandanavian prudes
- Professor Matthew C. Harris
- Jack Murphy aka John Goldman
- Posthumously, Stephen Hawking
- All cops who eat at Denny's
- And Kayla Rekieta who will discuss her post-birth destroyed body

While we respect the Court's decision to limit the scope of this proceeding and recognize that racoons and skunks cannot speak, we nonetheless note for the record that they were killed by the defendant's hand. We continue to have grave concerns over Sunny the Pug."

 

[WelperHelper99]

WRONG, KIWI-PRUDE. Jesus was all about indulging your desires, never judging ANYONE, no matter how sinful they are and NEVER accepting responsibility for ones actions . He's in Haven now, banging strippers and snorting divine coke. "Live and let live" is the Christian dogma, don't let the PRUDES convince you otherwise. IN FACT, I am somewhat of a MARTYR myself, being crucified by the GUBBERMINT for preaching those truths.

We know he believes this because Nick literally sees himself as King David, without understanding the moral of that story whatsoever. King David just got away with it and lost nothing in Nick's eyes for sending a man to die so he could bang his wife. Nothing at all. Fucking retard.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I've been waiting forever to sneedpost this, thanks gay porn lovers for killing the fucking site.

NOOOOO STALKER CHILD YOU LIVE IN A FANTASY NOVEL, ENJOY PRISON

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lol no guys you live in a shitty novel with incredible leaps of logic that require an insane suspension of disbelief. what really happened is the most obvious thing: the cop took a handful of cocaine that wasn't even there and used it as delousing powder on my daughter's hair.

 

[Folgers Can]

Thanks to Destiny's completely unsurprising peter-puffing every attempt to post this failed last night and now it's probably too late, but what the hell:

!

URGENT ZOOM HEARING ALERT!

Interesting matter of public record attached… except this time, it’s not about Nick. It’s about his lawyer, Francis Herbert White III.

Some context: Francis is extremely conservative. He is a Barneswalker. He is a 25-year veteran of the United States Air Force. He loves the United States Constitution, almost as much as he loves getting into twitter slapfights about how Trump is God’s gift to humanity. He has three children.

On September 11th, 2024, the same day that Nick Rekieta “completed recovery,” one of Francis’s sons, 26-year-old Thomas Francis White, filed a name and gender change request to the state of Minnesota.

In the Matter of the Application of Thomas Francis White for a Change of Name (82-CV-24-4527): Thomas Francis White wishes to now be known as “Layla Marie White” and have his gender changed from male to female.

Great find! While there's a lull in balldo hearings I couldn't help to check for an update on this sideshow, and three things stood out:

1. The court's notice of deficiency essentially rejected the filing because whatever incompetent boob filed it missed a page in each document:

2. Hello, what's this:

Yes indeed, the court automatically CC'd the Barneswalker on the notice of fuckup because he e-filed it under his own Tylerhost account on behalf of, and apparently fully supporting this momentous life decision of, the son he raised this way. Effectively this e-filing decision makes him counsel of record, ethically obligated to appear in future hearings on the matter unless and until he formally withdraws.

3. Apparently the Barneswalker must not have been monitoring this thread closely, because if he had he would have known from your post to insist that any hearings be in person, and instead there are now public Zoom instructions for all of the iInternet to bear witness to this clownshow in all its glory:

That said, don't any knuckleheads out there even THINK of cow-tipping disruptions like Ian Hawk did, or of the opportunity for free advertisement of Stoney's Bar again, or of any archiving in a self-doxxing manner like what got the Gunt banished from the country his daddy gave him, or of any archiving on a non-self-doxxing manner that you absolutely 100% can totally get away with if you do it right. Do not do that.

No, even as a strictly law-abiding live view instantly lost to the sands of time, it could be entertaining as a brief window into the psyche of the one and only lolyer in all the world to whom Balldo saw fit to entrust his entire future. And that's at a minimum without needing to even get into any schizoposting about the troon species' primary means of reproduction or any of that shit.