💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    698
Strix454 said:
Denying the criminal thing is pretty ballsy given that I believe that the Monty case has the same judge as the criminal case now.
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It does. Fischer recused from both. Wentzell has both now.

Like, I would believe that Matt Kezhaya doesn't have super detailed knowledge of Nick's criminal case, since that's not his case, but there's no way in hell he doesn't at least have cursory knowledge that Nick is facing a felony drug charge in front of the same judge.

To say nothing of the fact that Nick owes Monty $300. That is Kazhaya's case, FFS.

It's gonna be interesting to see if Randazza sticks around for this entire clown show. He ain't cheap, and Nick ain't raking in the money anymore. Will Petrofac have to be called upon yet again?

AnOminous said:
But this useless faggot thinks he has to "explain" things to her. More like cucksplaining.
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He was convinced he had to explain things to Fischer too.
 
Captain Manning said:
Update from Montagraph:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_x7vqmiZ-ks
Highlights:

- They are going to be moving into discovery
- Trial is tentatively set for December of 2025.
- Nick's local attorney (not Randazza, who did not attend the scheduling conference) pled ignorance as to Nick owing Monty $300, or that Nick is currently facing criminal charges (Monty is, understandably, incredulous as to both these pleas).
- Monty is confident of victory ("isn't that neat?")
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Nick should just settle. He is going to be in the shitty situation explaining just why it was reasonable to think/say Monty likes sucking little boy dicks. "Well, you see, he fucked a water melon once and made a a short clip that alluded to killing a child, so therefore I was justified in saying he likes to suck little boy dicks"
 
Folgers Can said:
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Fucking called it. So basically Nick will get to trot out the old excuse of protecting his kids from people like his own Locals member ever knowing how to best stalk their prey, as the reason why he'll get all the benefit out of the footage that he wants, while cutting out anything and everything inconvenient to his narrative. Whatever happened to his obsession with the "rule of completeness"?

This is about all we'll ever get to see, and his room-temp-IQ audience will fall for it hook, line, and sinker:

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"CASE CLOSED!"
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I genuinely cannot wait to watch him Kuzco it, this outcome might actually be almost as funny as the whole thing being released.
 
Strix454 said:
Given that Nick's brain is full of holes and Nick's belief that he is a genius at dealing with people, there is at a potential for some entertainment value in the deposition. He really is in poor psychological shape right now to do anything like a deposition.
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If you had this drug addict in a deposition, the obvious first question you'd ask is whether he was on any substances such as alcohol or cocaine that might impair his recollection or the accuracy of his testimony.
 
Oh hey it works again

Imagine the Balldo man feeling super anxious from not being able to get the latest updates from his thread, because he obsessively reads it all the time, and wondering what all is being said about him. That kind of spiral might get a very weak willed addict back in the hole.

Lol
 
Sharpeteer said:
Oh hey it works again

Imagine the Balldo man feeling super anxious from not being able to get the latest updates from his thread, because he obsessively reads it all the time, and wondering what all is being said about him. That kind of spiral might get a very weak willed addict back in the hole.

Lol
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If anything, I'd imagine him being super giddy about Karen Farms eating shit and rendering a huge chunk of his haterverse completely powerless to observe and discuss.
 
Sharpeteer said:
Oh hey it works again

Imagine the Balldo man feeling super anxious from not being able to get the latest updates from his thread, because he obsessively reads it all the time, and wondering what all is being said about him. That kind of spiral might get a very weak willed addict back in the hole.

Lol
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Yeah... there's some stuff missing. My post for about an hour bf the site went down is gone. (I'm not even gonna check to see if Destiny's porn is still up.) In the meantime, April has been tweeting like a madwoman - I hope someone catches it all. After my 6th ghostarchive, I gave up getting it all and will leave it to others.

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Seymour Duncan said:
If anything, I'd imagine him being super giddy about Karen Farms eating shit and rendering a huge chunk of his haterverse completely powerless to observe and discuss.
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This is exactly what I came to post.

He has probably done several lines of coke in celebration, and in his lightning fast, drug addled, genius mind now has the key to killing the farms.

His next move is to upload a video of himself of The Toe giving him a blowjob, or vice versa because he’s the one in charge, no one tells Nick Rekieta to not suck dick!
 
Seymour Duncan said:
If anything, I'd imagine him being super giddy about Karen Farms eating shit and rendering a huge chunk of his haterverse completely powerless to observe and discuss.
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Nah, all the Karen Farmers simply went outside to tend to the corn fields, and took the day off from their screens.

In all seriousness, if he took any sort of glee from this he's retarded. 502 Bad Gateway errors are part of the genuine Kiwi Farms user experience. Says so on the tin.
 
Seafarer said:
With Destiny attempting to steal Lolcow of the Year from Rekieta at the last minute by having his sex tapes released, will Nick up the ante by releasing sex tapes of his own before the new year?
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Whatever he does, I hope it wouldn't cause our database to join the 41% again.
 
Sharpeteer said:
Oh hey it works again

Imagine the Balldo man feeling super anxious from not being able to get the latest updates from his thread, because he obsessively reads it all the time, and wondering what all is being said about him.
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That's how I felt
 
I've been waiting forever to sneedpost this, thanks gay porn lovers for killing the fucking site.

NOOOOO STALKER CHILD YOU LIVE IN A ✨FANTASY NOVEL✨, ENJOY PRISON

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