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💼 CareercowJack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
LOL #Ozempic. Jagoff is absolutely seething at the fact other obese whales from church are dropping serious weight while he remains stuck in his "Plateau". Also nobody who is on Ozempic and successfully losing weight is gonna feel the need to qualify their decision to do so to a gimped-out fat retard. Jack is the only one sore about other peoples' success.
Also his obsession with WFH folks is pathologic. He acts like they get paid directly out of his bank account.
More irony from this thin skinned bitch. Any time somebody challenges him he acts like it's a personal attack.
And he "works from home" and doesn't actually work in the process. No. He instead built a "kitchen set" for his larp to prove to us it's for realsies just like anybody who has a home office would.
Two people in this world are actively and constantly trying to end Jack Russell Scalfani in two separate ways. His brother is killing his mind and his wife is killing his body. It might be tragic and Shakespearean if it wasn't so utterly ludicrous and if Jack wasn't deliberately such a useless and hateful excuse for a human being.
Yeah and some of us were doing it even before COVID was a thing and we're still doing it now.
But what would this asshole know about working from home as he hasn't worked a day in his life since started his Jewtube career.
Or years ago when they were still in California and checking out homes in Tennessee there was the neighbor's dog who had one of those invisible tethers on them. You know how it is. Dog has a collar that shocks them if they step outside of their yard.
He hears about it and tries to get the dog to run over to him. Fucking faggot needed to be kicked in the balls at that point.
LOL #Ozempic. Jagoff is absolutely seething at the fact other obese whales from church are dropping serious weight while he remains stuck in his "Plateau". Also nobody who is on Ozempic and successfully losing weight is gonna feel the need to qualify their decision to do so to a gimped-out fat retard. Jack is the only one sore about other peoples' success.
Also his obsession with WFH folks is pathologic. He acts like they get paid directly out of his bank account.
Fuck off, Jack. Yeah a few people did less work, but most companies had a rise in productivity because their workers didn't have to deal with commutes, get distracted by office chit-chat, have to pay for expensive lunches/coffee, being stuck in a cube under harsh lighting for 8 hours, etc. He's never worked a real job in his life. Being a wedding DJ or DJing on a rinky dink country station doesn't count.
Daddy Jack had two Youtube channels through which he shared his morbid obesity and cross-contamination practices (I saw more than one video end with a big red handprint still in the flour station he had reached into immediately after handling raw ground beef or pork chops). It's been my experience that, although Cooking With The Blues didn't come up as often in "cooking lolcow" discussions as Scalfatty, Kay, Masao, Auntie Fee, Steven Reed/Weber Cooks (the college microwave cooking instructional sex offender) or Simply Sara did, people would still highlight Chaplin's uploads documenting his propensity for blatant OSHA violations within a commercial kitchen during business hours.
Though the wrong Jack definitely died first, we may as well make the most of Jagoff raging against the dying light.
Speaking of chefcows of history: I remember the autistic Krabby Patty kid squirting himself in the eyes with an onion and eating a raw hamburger, Marie's homemade Italian tomato sauce from Italy which uses all canned ingredients (including canned tomato sauce), the fat couple making spaghetti where they left in the wife having a Donald Duck fart, and the wholesome girl who DFE'd when people started asking if she had an intact hymen. I'd appreciate anyone chiming in with others I've either forgotten or, perhaps, never seen.
Reminder that Jack is on video trying to lure a dog across an invisible electric fence just to shock and laugh at it. It's from one of his travel videos somewhere in this thread but I'm too drunk and tired right now to find it.
Reminder that Jack is on video trying to lure a dog across an invisible electric fence just to shock and laugh at it. It's from one of his travel videos somewhere in this thread but I'm too drunk and tired right now to find it.
Jack Scalfani shows you where he is staying in Nashville, Tennessee then travels to Franklin, Tennessee to have the best breakfast ever at Dotson's. Dotson's...
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Hold up foodjacks..
At the 2 minute mark..have we discovered the origin story?
Unfortunately on his neck, he could still take it off. Putting it on his dead and and watching it flop around could be amusing for a bit, but he could still take it off.
What you have to do with Fatty, is put it on his good arm, way up above the bicep, practically in his armpit. That way he can't slip it down past the fat and get to the closure or whatever on it with his teeth. He'd be helpless.
Fuck off, Jack. Yeah a few people did less work, but most companies had a rise in productivity because their workers didn't have to deal with commutes, get distracted by office chit-chat, have to pay for expensive lunches/coffee, being stuck in a cube under harsh lighting for 8 hours, etc. He's never worked a real job in his life. Being a wedding DJ or DJing on a rinky dink country station doesn't count.
Next time Jagoff has a stroke I hope the ER doctor mentions to Jack that he is waiting on a remote neuroradiologist to read his CT scan from home to find out if he is having a stroke. Jagoff would stroke out with 5 times the intensity and die as he seethes about the fact that a doctor involved in his care is working from home.
Next time Jagoff has a stroke I hope the ER doctor mentions to Jack that he is waiting on a remote neuroradiologist to read his CT scan from home to find out if he is having a stroke. Jagoff would stroke out with 5 times the intensity and die as he seethes about the fact that a doctor involved in his care is working from home.
I'm convinced that Fatty doesn't actually care about this but it's just more virtue signaling from his side. He's heard people say this in church or his pastor has said it so he needs to repeat it like the good little drone he is.
Everything from his outrage to his likes are fueled by what others say. He gets his physical info from Charles. He gets his spiritual info from his pastor. And he gets basic life lessons from Blue's Clues.
I'm leaning to it being more him being genuinely pissy than bravery signaling (because ignoring that Jack hasn't been gainfully employed for 20 years, he thinks everybody who works from home is a pussy afraid to go outside). Waitresses, cooks, and food industry people in general can't work from home, and that's all that Jack enjoys in life anymore, so of course he thinks that anybody that doesn't work towards his ten pounds of BaconUp a day habit is society's detritus.
Of course Destiny's BJ caused us to lose all the Saturday posts reacting to Jack's fucking sewer chili with pressure-cooked hard boiled eggs, gelatin, cream cheese, whipping cream, and chicken gizzards:
There's no way anybody can look at that thumbnail and assume it's anything but Jack's toilet after the seafood chili. In fact, the final chili of AI RECIPE CHILI MUNTH is blatantly the seafood chili (including a cup of high-sodium fish sauce), just with meat substitutions for the fish. Someone in the lost day of posts pointed out that they couldn't get ChatGPT to recommend a carnivore or meat chili made exclusively from animal products resembling anything like Jack's abomination (lending credibility to the common suspicion that the only artificial intelligence informing these "recipes" is Jack's - his unique fetish for beef broth and pressure cookers in making the runny slop he pretends is chili coming through in every recipe being the biggest giveaway).
Lots of love being sent Jack's way in the comments:
So I had a lot to say about this piece of shit, and I still have a lot to say about this dish. Let's do an orderly list and cover some of the worst aspects:
1. His selection of meat cuts is horrendous. The carne asada looks rotten, chicken gizzards are a terrible pick and doesn't compliment the beef, the bacon adds fat but will drown the flavor and burn, and the short ribs will have a different texture too.
2. The fucking hard boiled eggs. So Jack whines about how his grandma would put them in spaghetti. This is actually a thing that Sicilians tend to do, since the yolk and whites absorb the flavors and adds a richness to the dish. The retarded thing is how he hated when his grandma did it yet is doing that anyway, and the fact that these eggs are already cooked and going into a pressure cooker. So if you hate chalky eggs, then these yolks will be useable on a blackboard.
3. Gelatin. This alongside the big blasts of cinnamon he chucks into this thing tells me the only thing Jack can detect at this point is the most intense flavors and texture. Reminder Jack has some of the shittiest preferred textures out there, preferring his ribs undercooked and snappy, and mixing unmeltable cheese into spicy red sauce until it turns atomic orange.
4. The seasoning and sauce base. This fat faggot is just repurposing the same fuck-awful flavor choices from the seafood shitslop soup. It still has the salt sauce disguised as fish sauce, and it still has the pointless Italian seasoning since he can't be fucked to ever get Mexican oregano. The only thing he added was cumin, which proves to me that he is having his phone hate-read this thread or comments mocking him for him. Since guess what myself and others have said he missed each fucking time in the prior chilis? Cumin.
5. The cream cheese, the heavy cream, and the onion. Carnivore my ass with those ingredients; especially the onion. Fat Jack is genuinely retarded and delusional enough to lie that all those lactic based sugars and the veggie he put in doesn't count. Don't get me wrong, you can sneak a bit of cheese and dairy given it's animal product that can give you vitamins and stuff you need, but not like that. This actually reminds me...
6. This fat stupid homo refuses to make a Texan style chili. Seriously, Texan style brisket chili is one of the closest things to carnivore you can get; it's pure braised brisket beef or stew meat you let simmer in a chili seasoned stock for a good while. There is literally no reason for him to not fail to make it.
7. Pressure cooker. This is why he always makes shitslop soup, since he just blasts the slop together for 20 minutes and then is dumb enough to think he fools anyone but himself that the stuff looks and smells "beautiful". It doesn't. It just looks like the contents of a clogged kitchen drain. Only Jack thinks chili should be watery and taste like burning cinnamon toast crunch.
I genuinely believe this to be the worst fucking chili he's ever made. No seriously, I think this is way worse than the Church cook off chili and even that disgusting Chunky Keto one that looked like something Cooking with Kay would make.
Someone in the lost day of posts pointed out that they couldn't get ChatGPT to recommend a carnivore or meat chili made exclusively from animal products resembling anything like Jack's abomination (lending credibility to the common suspicion that the only artificial intelligence informing these "recipes" is Jack's - his unique fetish for beef broth and pressure cookers in making the runny slop he pretends is chili coming through in every recipe being the biggest giveaway).
Ah, that was me. I wanted to prove that Jack was just making shit up about it being an AI that gave him these ideas. I actually have consulted ChatGPT a few more times to get it back when I realized our posts dissappeared and I can give some interesting notes for that too.
1. ChatGPT did occasionally suggest some of the ingredients Jack used. In particular it does recommend fish sauce or heavy cream in about half of the generated carnivore recipes I asked it for while writing this. This is likely where Jack got the "idea" from.
2. Even then, it as a whole gives rationalizations and reasons for why it does suggest them. The fish sauce was to apply salt and savoriness due to umami flavor. It also can and will warn if it an ingredient is optional if you want a more pure carnivore dish.
3. It does occasionally forget a key ingredient. For example it tends to forget about cumin. This is why Jack's shit doesn't have it.
4. At no point does it EVER suggest a pressure cooker. It recommends a dutch oven or a big pot to slow cook it. That's pure Jack.
So all in all it very clearly seems that Jack asked ChatGPT once to make a chili, and then added and removed shit himself in the face of people makin' fun of him. That's why the last few ideas were so godawful.
Speaking of, here's a robot once more proving that it can cook better than Jack:
A carnivore diet chili is a meat-only version of the traditional chili, which focuses on animal-based ingredients while excluding plant-based foods like beans, vegetables, or grains. You can still capture the rich flavors and hearty texture of chili by using different types of meats and seasonings that align with the carnivore diet principles. Here's a simple and satisfying recipe idea for carnivore chili:
Ingredients:
Ground beef (preferably fatty, like 80/20 or higher fat ratio) – about 2 lbs
Ground pork (optional for added richness) – about 1 lb
Beef or pork stew meat (cut into small cubes for texture) – about 1 lb
Bone broth (beef or pork) – 2 cups (for extra richness and flavor)
Beef liver (optional, finely chopped or ground, for extra nutrients) – 1/4 lb
Salt – to taste
Black pepper – to taste
Garlic powder – 1-2 tsp (optional, as some strict carnivores avoid this)
Onion powder – 1-2 tsp (optional, as some strict carnivores avoid this)
Paprika – 1-2 tsp (optional for flavor, though non-carnivore purists might avoid it)
Chili powder (optional, use sparingly if tolerated) – 1-2 tsp
Ground beef bone marrow (optional, for added depth and richness) – 2 tbsp
Instructions:
Prepare the meat:
Heat your large pot or Dutch oven over medium-high heat.
Add the animal fat of your choice (beef tallow, lard, or butter).
Brown the ground beef and pork, breaking it up as it cooks. Add the stew meat and cook until browned on all sides.
If you're using liver, add it now, stirring to incorporate it with the other meats.
Deglaze with bone broth:
Once the meat is browned, add the bone broth to the pot, scraping up any browned bits from the bottom of the pan. This adds extra flavor to the chili.
Season:
Add the salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and chili powder (if using). Adjust to taste based on your personal preferences.
Stir to combine.
Simmer:
Reduce the heat to low and let the chili simmer for about 45 minutes to an hour, stirring occasionally. The stew meat should become tender, and the flavors will meld together.
If you like a thicker chili, you can let it reduce for a longer time, or you can add more bone broth to adjust the consistency to your liking.
Finish and serve:
Once the chili is done, taste and adjust seasoning if necessary.
Serve hot, either on its own or with extra fatty cuts of meat like ground beef or pork on top for extra richness.
Tips:
If you prefer a "richer" chili, you can add more marrow bones or extra ground beef liver for nutritional benefits.
Adjust spices according to your personal preferences or strictness of the carnivore diet (some may avoid all spices or prefer just salt and pepper).
For added variety, you could use other carnivore-friendly meats like lamb or venison.
This version of chili sticks to the carnivore diet while providing a comforting, nutrient-dense meal! Enjoy!
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