💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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The only time Jack gave a shit about Junior was that he could eat off Junior's plate at theme park restaurants/eat Junior's fud at home.
He forgot to cut that part out of the video. I'm trying to remember what bullshit it was, the breakfast sandwich struedels?
 
ZipDisk said:
The only time Jack gave a shit about Junior was that he could eat off Junior's plate at theme park restaurants/eat Junior's fud at home.
He forgot to cut that part out of the video. I'm trying to remember what bullshit it was, the breakfast sandwich struedels?
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Yeah it was his stupid "playing with your food" shit where he decided to use it as an excuse to scarf down Jr's toaster strudels. I think he also did it with pizza rolls or something as well.

There have been other times where he pretends to give a shit about Jr, and that's any time he can come up with an excuse to "cook" something, or there will be food there, like Jr's wedding, or jr's flag football game with the church chili, or when he can have Tammy drive Jr to the wendys for fat on the go and pretend to care because Jr liked spongebob as a kid, etc.

And remember, Jr is the kid that he actually likes. He tried to kill the other one.
 
What a nice and thankful man

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p1138 said:
Yeah it was his stupid "playing with your food" shit where he decided to use it as an excuse to scarf down Jr's toaster strudels. I think he also did it with pizza rolls or something as well.

There have been other times where he pretends to give a shit about Jr, and that's any time he can come up with an excuse to "cook" something, or there will be food there, like Jr's wedding, or jr's flag football game with the church chili, or when he can have Tammy drive Jr to the wendys for fat on the go and pretend to care because Jr liked spongebob as a kid, etc.

And remember, Jr is the kid that he actually likes. He tried to kill the other one.
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I get the sense that as her only kid, Tammy really dotes on Junior and Jack never tried or was given any room to discipline him without pissing off Tammy and her rich parents, which Jagoff definitely didn't want to do. I remember during one livestream last year Jack was talking about how Tammy always makes sure Junior gets whatever he wants on Christmas and Tammy walked by and denied it and Jack started arguing with her about it. Now, with Tammy wiping his ass for him, he is definitely not taking a stand on anything Junior related.
 
Tammy doesn't dote. If anything, I guess a state of constant annoyance and making jack do the school functions. Remember, her one joy in life is watching Jack freak the fuck out at people who are too polite to retaliate.

Buying Jr whatever he wanted was a creepy way to result he ends up like his father.
Should have given them buckets of chicken necks to fight over like pit dogs.
 
lindsayfan said:
the wholesomeness is off the charts. another lovable, engaging video from someone who appreciates and enjoys the process of making food
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Yeah Rob is awesome. I try to watch all of his videos. He's pretty knowledgeable, doesn't have any arrogance at all in him and is just so pleasant to watch.

A true palate cleanser after seeing anything to do with Jack Scalfani.
 
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Always nice to see some more wholesome and informative content from Rob. This is the kind of stuff you expect to see from someone that actually cares & knows what he's talking about.
Tiresome said:
It should actually be in the OP that he threatened to kill the dogs in his neighborhood if they delayed his mail delivery.
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Don't forget that he also refused to remove the harness on their dog (which she was already getting too big for iirc) in order to punish/discipline her.
 
Doctor of Autism said:
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Yeah and some of us were doing it even before COVID was a thing and we're still doing it now.

But what would this asshole know about working from home as he hasn't worked a day in his life since started his Jewtube career.

Hot CILF in your area said:
Always nice to see some more wholesome and informative content from Rob. This is the kind of stuff you expect to see from someone that actually cares & knows what he's talking about.

Don't forget that he also refused to remove the harness on their dog (which she was already getting too big for iirc) in order to punish/discipline her.
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Or years ago when they were still in California and checking out homes in Tennessee there was the neighbor's dog who had one of those invisible tethers on them. You know how it is. Dog has a collar that shocks them if they step outside of their yard.

He hears about it and tries to get the dog to run over to him. Fucking faggot needed to be kicked in the balls at that point.
 
Instant_Pot_User said:
what kind of name is 'launchpoint church?'
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A wannabe mega church for fuckups. If you look the place up in Lebanon, TN it looks like it's in a failed roadside stripmall but apparently they bought 4 acres a few years ago and plan to build a new church there that seats 500, and eventually upgrade from that as well.

I've seen similar in my area as well. They usually tend to lean very heavily into the helping the homeless/addicts/etc vibes while wanting to appear "casual and hip" hence having fucking merch.
 
Puggers said:
Look at this cool guy. Godbless the locals having to deal with fatty wheeling around in his scooter fighting over TVs.

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Loved how he complained about Black Friday being everywhere and how the ads are bad, yet he is Black Friday shopping. Jack sure showed them.

Anyway

Jack hates Mark Zuckerberg

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Jack is mad at a book store

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LOL #Ozempic. Jagoff is absolutely seething at the fact other obese whales from church are dropping serious weight while he remains stuck in his "Plateau". Also nobody who is on Ozempic and successfully losing weight is gonna feel the need to qualify their decision to do so to a gimped-out fat retard. Jack is the only one sore about other peoples' success.


Also his obsession with WFH folks is pathologic. He acts like they get paid directly out of his bank account.
 

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Jack says this yet he is very defensive about what he eats that he has to hide it in his food review show.

I hope Jack gets pushed off his wheel chair
 
I love how Jack lumps Ozempic among other peoples' "bad choices", just because his equally retarded brother told him it's poison or something and he treats that as gospel. God forbid people take genuine concrete steps to improve their health, clearly that's equally as bad as a cookie or a vape. The sooner this guy's crippled ass follows his already dead brain, the better.
 
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