What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

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Kiwifarms is a Fed operation to let people vent about theories instead of going full Unibomber to vent
I believe it was intended by Frederick to be a "pressure release valve" in a way.
Seconding you both to say even if this site and others like it weren't set up that way, they are helpful for this purpose. I know having this place makes me a more functional person, and I'm not even saying that to be sappy.
I think I would have had an absolutely horrible life if not for the existence of the internet and the ability to reach you faggots. Scale that up, and we probably have at least a few thousand retards out there who would have - if not gone the Uncle Ted route - not been functional members of society if we didn't have places like this. We would have ended up the "I'm telling you I'm not crazy! Why can't I relate to anyone? Why won't anyone listen to me?!"-types.
 
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KF experienced that over the past few years in my mind.
I actually don't think that was glowies. It's almost all known interests and groups that openly want to get rid of us.

I also haven't seen the kind of overt fedposting that's actually from real feds, like you got on 8chan (like the really blatant example where the feds literally filed a printout of a thread from 8chan in court that had their agent posting in it, as there was a (You) in it.

For one thing, the site has a pretty strong ethic of not putting up with fedposting (at least when it crosses the line from shitposting) or actually doing dumb crimes, and has some pretty solid OSINT sometimes on people that are probably of interest to them. To some extent, the type of people who might otherwise do worse shit are tard wrangled by site culture into not doing that.

And while it shouldn't need to be said the glowies are not your friends, I doubt they're going to be terribly involved in fucking with the site. Much like they almost certainly use cryptocurrency for their own black bag operations, they probably even use the site at least casually for informational purposes.
 
socio-political malfeasance throughout the imageboard as a whole. I imagine most of the Farms know about that retard Tarrant, but I doubt most of us remember the silent protests, document sharing, and anarchic harassment campaigns. I still think about the armed silent protest organized by 8/pol/, where over a dozen people "watched" a bank with assault rifles at the ready.
Speaking of Tarrant, wasn't he trained in Israel? Whenever these ops happen, there are always Israeli/wetwork fingerprints all over them, just like with Breivik, or that op in Australia that kicked off their gun ban.
I'd also like to know more about the silent protest.
 
Speaking of Tarrant, wasn't he trained in Israel? Whenever these ops happen, there are always Israeli/wetwork fingerprints all over them, just like with Breivik, or that op in Australia that kicked off their gun ban.
I wonder if there was some specific dude or dudes at those two mosques they wanted to be rid of so made it look like a massacree. I don't really believe that but it could be a thing.
 
Seconding you both to say even if this site and others like it weren't set up that way, they are helpful for this purpose. I know having this place makes me a more functional person, and I'm not even saying that to be sappy.
I think I would have had an absolutely horrible life if not for the existence of the internet and the ability to reach you faggots. Scale that up, and we probably have at least a few thousand retards out there who would have - if not gone the Uncle Ted route - not been functional members of society if we didn't have places like this. We would have ended up the "I'm telling you I'm not crazy! Why can't I relate to anyone? Why won't anyone listen to me?!"-types.
>.> Honestly I was just making a joke about Todger going full Uncle Ted..
 
I wonder if there was some specific dude or dudes at those two mosques they wanted to be rid of so made it look like a massacree. I don't really believe that but it could be a thing.
Exactly, just like the plane crash gambit -- Lockerbee comes to mind.
 
I think I would have had an absolutely horrible life if not for the existence of the internet and the ability to reach you faggots. Scale that up, and we probably have at least a few thousand retards out there who would have - if not gone the Uncle Ted route - not been functional members of society if we didn't have places like this. We would have ended up the "I'm telling you I'm not crazy! Why can't I relate to anyone? Why won't anyone listen to me?!"-types.
I agree with your point. Truthfully, I'm not even that interested in lolcows, but I think the community here is less retarded than the average website. Fundamentally, all I need is the ability to call someone a niggerfaggot every once in a while and not worry about a ban. I simply want to read goofy bullshit, autistic write-ups, and post my own bullshit musings to be happy with a forum. I think more people long for that than we realize.

I should point out that the reverse is also true. Several Wild West sites existed solely to drag down their own userbase. The long term memetic damage of Tumblr has been a disaster for the Internet.
I actually don't think that was glowies. It's almost all known interests and groups that openly want to get rid of us.
I'll be honest, I often conflate glowies, feds, and TPTB in my mind without considering how most people are more specific with their terminology. I think "fed" as a category is in-and-of-itself convoluted. I would call Fuentes a fed, for example, but I don't think he's on a payroll. Null points out here that ICANN is effectively running defense for any government. Are they feds? Probably not by the colloquial definition, but in practice, they may as well be.
For one thing, the site has a pretty strong ethic of not putting up with fedposting (at least when it crosses the line from shitposting) or actually doing dumb crimes, and has some pretty solid OSINT sometimes on people that are probably of interest to them. To some extent, the type of people who might otherwise do worse shit are tard wrangled by site culture into not doing that.
That was one of the more surprising things when I joined. I rarely lurked KF over the years before making an account and assumed there was more fedposting, and I just wasn't seeing it. Glad that it doesn't, because it sort of ruins the fun when people start threatening to kill politicians for banning JUULs or whatever.
I doubt they're going to be terribly involved in fucking with the site. Much like they almost certainly use cryptocurrency for their own black bag operations, they probably even use the site at least casually for informational purposes.
I'm not so certain.

Imagine a site that's known for its ability to dox people solely because its users find those people funny. Imagine a site that told the New Zealand government to kick rocks after uploading footage of a mass shooting. Imagine a site that got kicked off of Cloudflare, the premier DDOSing mitigating service, and replaced it with one of its own creation. Imagine a site that survived several attempts at deplatforming by jumping through dozens of hoops. Imagine a site that raised over $100k in a few days to fight several legal battles. Imagine an admin who was willing to flee the country rather than comply with threats of violence. Imagine an admin who starts his own PAC around online free speech.

I think the Farms has a lot more power than we realize. It's just not directed towards something that's truly "dangerous" per se nor should it be. I'm pretty satisfied with the direction the site is heading. Like I said, I just want a place where I can call people niggerfaggots.
Speaking of Tarrant, wasn't he trained in Israel? Whenever these ops happen, there are always Israeli/wetwork fingerprints all over them, just like with Breivik, or that op in Australia that kicked off their gun ban.
I have no idea. I was lurking when Tarrant posted his video and washed my hands of 8chan immediately once I realized it was real. I assumed it was a known gore/shock video posted as a troll, like that old guy who eats shit that got posted everywhere back in the day. I assume Tarrant was the real deal simply because 8/pol/ was really far down the political slip-and-slide after a certain point.
I'd also like to know more about the silent protest.
Glad to tell you about it. It was one of those weird moments that I'm shocked no one really brings up. I'll try to remember it.

Anons were talking about how they could prove their efficacy in real life politics or societal collapse. For example, one proposal was to pin an 8 of clubs on clothing in the event of a collapse so other anons could instantly tell you were on the same side, similar to a gang. Eventually, several anons decided to stage a silent protest at a large bank in Texas (I can't remember which city nor which bank). If I recall correctly, the rules of the protest were as follows:

Bring a threatening firearm like an AR-15 or a Remington 870, do not speak to anyone, do not look at anyone, stand in a straight line parallel to the entrance of the bank, stare at the entrance with your weapon brandished in your hands, do not point your weapon at anything but the ground, wait for several minutes (8 maybe) then disperse without saying anything.

One namefag was assigned as a record keeper in the thread, and would film below the waist as proof that the protest did in-fact take place. Obviously, they wanted to preserve the anonymity of the attendees to the best of their ability. They did not want any direct police involvement, but they did want to spook the bank tellers into calling the cops.

The protest was considered a success. I can't remember how many people showed up exactly, but I'm certain there were at least 10. In the webm, I could tell there were both men and women there based off of how their legs were shaped, but there were no other identifying details. Apparently, a few female bank tellers noticed the commotion and openly panicked at the windows. A homeless black man accosted them briefly, but they had no formal involvements with security or the law. The thread itself devolved into mocking banking interests and Jews, but 8/pol/ as a whole grew more invigorated by the entire affair. This was pre-Trump, but I couldn't tell you the date exactly.

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I'm going to throw out a Hail Mary in the off-chance anyone also browsed 8chan back in the day. If anyone remembers the Alice in Wonderland Bunny Day Care fiasco, please tell me. That's one thing posted on 8chan that I'm still not certain about. To keep it brief, someone claimed they discovered a possible pedoring/drug cartel in his hometown that used specific bunny graffiti to advertise its services. A few anons investigated online, there were boots on the ground, but I never found out if there was some conclusion. I think one guy just went dark after a while and everyone got spooked.
 
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Exactly, just like the plane crash gambit -- Lockerbee comes to mind.
Or Senator Wellstone, whose death conveniently switched control of the Senate. Also, I've seen no real evidence of that but any time any group is instantly benefited in an obvious way by something like a plane crash, it's going to raise suspicions.
 
Aaaand we're back!

I'm going to attempt to limit my selection of quotes here, but I enjoyed reading through your whole post:
"We're vewy sowwy, this is a nationaw secwurity matter! You can't has unredacted documents, uwu!"
I bet that hurt to type, lmao.
The reason why the Overclass want this tech is so they can reach inside people's brains and fuck with their reward networks so they will be satisfied with eating bugs and living in pods. Think wireheads from Ringworld.
I would differentiate it with "directly reach inside people's brains," as indirect methods are constantly employed already (not that this is news to you or most others reading this, of course). Regarding the act itself? Well, I would suggest discernment is key here. If, by the time such technology may be employed, people willfully choose it over their own sovereignty/agency, then there's really nothing to stop it.

That's not to say I believe the situation would be hopeless at that point (nor would I ever believe that, as I don't see it as true); just that the polarity in ways of living would hit a point where the wave of incompatibility would crest and cause a full split between the "wireheads" and the meatheads. One doesn't have to hate someone for choosing as they do, but they certainly don't have to go out of their way to save them from themselves either.

Part of loving thy neighbor is allowing them to make their own choices, as love is in many ways simply allowance. Educate, advocate, etc, as best as one can if it is so desired - but ultimately one can only control themselves.
transhumanism bullshit
Funnily enough, I am quite sure our own bodies are capable of feats well beyond what is currently understood (and likely perform some of them without our knowing now). When I was much younger, I always thought it'd be so "cool" to enhance the human body with mechanical equipment. I've since realized our proposed suggestions and prototypes for such matters are cheap imitations at best. I believe that will likely remain the case until there is a fundamental shift in our understanding of how to create.

It's one thing to wear rocket boots and fly around or whatever. It's another to chop one's feet off to be replaced with rockets and be shackled to a maintenance plan for the rest of one's life that arbitrarily changes in price, never has consistent/quality service materials, require fuel, etc.
In 2010, the Rockefeller Foundation published a document entitled Scenarios for the Future of Technology and International Development. It contained a scenario entitled "Lock Step",
He's apparently no longer around, but you'd have had a great time discussing that document with @Lemmingwiser (this feature appears broken at the time of posting). Telegraphed plays seem a rule of the game, so to speak.
None of this was a fucking accident.
It never is, or at least not the overall intent of the crisis. Research can be done by anyone into each event and find the same underlying idea. Sure, it may seem incredibly daft in how it was handled or brought into being, but it was deliberate all the same.

It's always the same sort of script; it's just the methods and macguffins change.
 
Or Senator Wellstone, whose death conveniently switched control of the Senate. Also, I've seen no real evidence of that but any time any group is instantly benefited in an obvious way by something like a plane crash, it's going to raise suspicions.
When I learned of his crash, I said aloud, "They got him."
Years later I remember the same phrase in the title of a YT video about his death.
When they say these things 'send a message,' that's no bullshit.
 
I have PROOF everyone but me is a bot here!
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I have been VINDICATED!

You know why the site was down? It wasn't Destiny sucking off Fuentes or whatever, someone posted the alien pic that shut down 4chan. I saved it before the site was shut down by the Feds.
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I was hospitalized for two nights, as an uninsured individual, coming to the ER with fever and vomiting. This was in early 2019. I was in a private room with a lake view and the food was awesome.

They discharged me with a diagnosis of "Viral Syndrome." Went home with zero meds and told to follow up with PCP.

Went back to same ER back in October 2023. They had no record of me in the system under my SS number, and when they finally found me they had an address from over 25 years ago listed for me. I got a total of one bill for my previous hospital stay and no one ever contacted me since. Not the hospital's financial services rep, no collections letters, nada.

After the whole Covid thing I wondered about that entire scenario and it makes me a little nervous tbh. Since WHEN does a hospital just let go of the cost of a two night stay? Not in my lifetime!

Piggybacking off of that; the state took a tax return of mine about eight years ago for a County Mental Health Center bill from when I was in my TWENTIES. I tried to fight it, there was never a judgment recorded (I checked the court system to be sure) so there was no way the state had any right to seize my tax return over a debt well outside of SOL and non-collectible. ALSO the amount I owed APPARENTLY was the exact amount of my tax return!!

Come to find out that the CMHC got rolled into Advocate Aurora Health and is now centered in a bright shiny new building.

I stay the fuck away from doctors as much as possible and for very good reason!

(Good morning, it's great to be back)
 
Watched this the other day. I think he did a good job covering the topic.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ueQHjsfJ2MM The Clinton Bodycount Conspiracy Theory Explained - PARASYKE TV
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Sorry I can't archive it, blame the dick-sucking video.
I posted that video three weeks ago. Everyone should check out his other videos. They're indepth and he isn't afraid to call bullshit when he sees it which is refreshing when most conspiracy videos are Q-tard levels of retarded or it's some soy-ence obsessed libtard that wants to own the chuds.
 
I posted that video three weeks ago. Everyone should check out his other videos. They're indepth and he isn't afraid to call bullshit when he sees it which is refreshing when most conspiracy videos are Q-tard levels of retarded or it's some soy-ence obsessed libtard that wants to own the chuds.
SHIT. You DID. That's why I had it in my watch list. I'd totally forgotten that was where it was from. My bad.
 
Anyone ever have to spend a couple days taking a series of bizarre standardized tests in junior high or so, which were largely a bunch of opinion questions and had nothing to do with anything academic? My entire class as a high school freshman took one of these. It was never explained what it was for and took a couple hours out of two days.

It wasn't any kind of SAT or aptitude test, and everyone was weirded out by it. I was pissed and on the first day, just started answering every question randomly and then leaving early. On talking about it with a couple friends who were also weirded out about it, we decided the next day we'd just start answering all the questions the way we thought Hitler or Stalin would.

Did anyone else ever have a seriously weird standardized test in school that was never explained and never showed up in any record?
 
Did anyone else ever have a seriously weird standardized test in school that was never explained and never showed up in any record?
YES. Also weird "logic puzzle" worksheets.
My not-schitzo theory is that schools were able to make some extra money by farming out children for research purposes. Wouldn't be too hard, just hide the consent form in something the parents have to sign as part of registration or whatever.
My schitzo theory is that some organization, probably military, was looking to recruit people and wanted to flag candidates as early as possible. I've spoken to zoomers about military recruitment in schools, and they didn't believe me that after 9/11 we literally had military guys in the lunchroom every single day.
 
I remember having to do something similar, yeah. Odd tests and the fluoride cups were some of the more curious memories I have from that time. I never did bother investigating those cups further..
 
I posted that video three weeks ago. Everyone should check out his other videos. They're indepth and he isn't afraid to call bullshit when he sees it which is refreshing when most conspiracy videos are Q-tard levels of retarded or it's some soy-ence obsessed libtard that wants to own the chuds.
I saw this video from the guy and the final conspiracy theory he covers, regarding the "Blob" weather anomaly, Bouvet island and Norwegians in collaboration with Globohomo conducting experiments with our atmosphere to control weather, is absolutely fucking MENTAL. However that video is already 4 months old so I'd like to know where can I read more about this or if you could provide the thread with all the information about this known so far.
 
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