What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

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The masses (NPCs) have no pattern recognition and no thought to look into these things cable news talking heads tell them.

It's crazy how often things are, "Well that makes no sense" and yet most people don't question it. I think the healthy thing about wanting to understand if something makes sense is that you can understand when a narrative makes no sense. It doesn't mean you've come to a conclusion it is wrong, or any firm conclusion.

When you do form opinions, it has to be based on something that at least makes sense to you. It is still astounding to me the absolute nonsense people believe. "Russia blew up its own pipeline." How that gets past anyone fucking making sense of reality filters astounds me."
 
I’m under the impression that SSRIs and similar antipsychotics are actually ‘soft’ lobotomies.
Agree.
If people realized what so many of the drugs commonly prescribed DO to the brain, they'd avoid doctors as if their lives depended on it. Perhaps they should.


If you want to get yelled at on reddit, find a thread where they're talking about topsoil erosion and ask if that soil is leaving the planet somehow, and/or point out ways it could be kept in place (mulching, ground cover plants.)
Reddit only wants doom and gloom in those threads, no simple organic solutions.
 
The ruling class are beyond stupid.
That's why I don't believe that much of what you said is actually planned or controlled in an active way. They would like to, and stuff like the focus on CO2 is definitely there as part of population control, but overall the nebulous cabal of super rich are mostly wannabe Bond villains getting played by scientists and marketeers to continuously fund their projects.
I think a large part of what is going on is more down to opportunists and population/social dynamics and less active malicious outside control.
People get really mad when you talk about mulch. It’s quite bizarre
How so?
 
It’s just one of those things that people get irrationally mad about. I have no idea why, like they are gardening wrong or something? Mulch is great, I dont know why it inspires such seething. Go on any social media post about no till agriculture or permaculture and you’ll see it. It doesn’t help that some of the permaculture people are absolutely insufferable as well. They all live in southern warm places like the USA and insist their solution is the only one, and people from other climates, mainly colder ones, must do what they do. They act a bit like the vegans of gardening.
 
Thanks to Kissinger and his ilk, population control is practically the policy of the US Government. If you doubt this, then go read National Security Study Memorandum 200 (a.k.a. the Kissinger Report), [...]
Klaus Schwab was handpicked by Henry Kissinger in 1971 to lead the European Management Forum, which was later renamed the World Economic Forum. The purpose of the European Management Forum was right in the name. To manage the economy and population of Europe, mostly in directions that would be satisfying to Kissinger, the Rockefellers, the Rothschilds, et cetera. They changed it to the World Economic Forum to make it sound more inclusive, less paternalistic, and less on-the-nose about their disgusting ambitions to "Manage Europe".
You seem like someone who might know the answer to this: did Kissinger* ever write or utter "useless eaters" in any way that seems like a reliable document I can find online? I've been bad at finding an original source.

*or anyone for that matter, assuming it's a famous misquote
 
I wonder if "lunatic farmer" Joel Salatin of Polyface Farms being tapped to advise the Secretary of Agriculture will help or hurt the attitudes toward mulching and natural growing techniques. He's always been someone I admired, I hope I don't have to change my mind.

Oh who am I kidding, mulching will become a Right Wing Conspiracy that is only used by bigoted, racist covid-denying Trump supporters as soon as reddit and twitter think to spin it that way.

bonus tinfoil content- I feel like the internet is in danger. Like maybe it'll go down for a week and when it comes back everything good or useful will have been wiped, and all that will be left is one search engine with AI generated results that are skewed to what They want us to believe.
 
You seem like someone who might know the answer to this: did Kissinger* ever write or utter "useless eaters" in any way that seems like a reliable document I can find online? I've been bad at finding an original source.

*or anyone for that matter, assuming it's a famous misquote
Supposedly, the quotation "the elderly are useless eaters” comes from the book The Final Days, by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. However, the current Kindle edition of the book on Amazon doesn't have any such quote, so either it was present in an older edition and then removed, or never actually existed in the first place, and is a misquote.
 
Think about the video of the apache Snowden leaked firing on those journalists. That is the tiniest drop in the ocean of how much footage like that exists that never gets out. Isreal literally used Apache helicopters to blow up its own people, Hamas and villages on Oct 7. That is well known. It's reported in the media. Yet the average person would think you're talking bullshit if you mentioned it.
I believe that was Bradley (Now a tranny Chelsea) Manning. Snowden leaked the spying programs that the NSA was running.

RE soil erosion, one thing I notice since they're building up near me is how devastating it is to the soil and local environment. What the construction companies do is is clear cut all the trees, and dig down to the clay layer. All the good top soil is trucked off somewhere and you end up with clay that cannot grow anything but weeds. There's sod that is put down and maybe a few ornamental trees (death to bradford pears), but there is literally this impenetrable layer of clay and rock and inch below that the roots cannot get into and so they die. Then when the rain comes it starts eroding away the sod and clay underneath, leaving only rocks.

There's a conspiracy, If you want to plant anything in your new house, you have to go and buy soil because the construction removed all the soil from the yard. That soil you bought probably came from the next neighborhood that's being built and cleared out.
 
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Supposedly, the quotation "the elderly are useless eaters” comes from the book The Final Days, by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. However, the current Kindle edition of the book on Amazon doesn't have any such quote, so either it was present in an older edition and then removed, or never actually existed in the first place, and is a misquote.
THANK YOU!
This has to be the source -- whether we can trust W&B is a different matter, but I can see how the quote spread in popularity now.
E: I followed up with text searches in different editions on archive.org and came up dry -- the search continues.

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Every day, tens of thousands of our best soldiers are thwarted by the Cat Intelligence Agency.
 
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THANK YOU!
This has to be the source -- whether we can trust W&B is a different matter, but I can see how the quote spread in popularity now.
E: I followed up with text searches in different editions on archive.org and came up dry -- the search continues.


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Every day, tens of thousands of our best soldiers are thwarted by the Cat Intelligence Agency.
@Cats is a glowie?
 
However, the current Kindle edition of the book on Amazon doesn't have any such quote
Which is why paper copies are important.
I remember being in the lab reading about this and having a conversation with my fellow prisoners about whether this was man playing God, epically cool, a misuse of funds or mad science.
We all agreed we’d gladly have a glowing cat though.
 
I am all for research that makes animals cuter, as long as none of it hurts the little darlings.
 
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I'm going to steelman this in a tangential way by PLing a little:

I used 4chan for years, then emigrated to 8chan shortly after Moot denounced GG. I supported GG somewhat, but I was more interested in the slower discussion on 8chan. I mostly posted on 8/v/ but I'd regularly lurk 8/pol/ and would occasionally peek at some of the other lesser known boards out of curiosity.

One detail of 8chan that's oft forgotten is the level of sway the website had in spite of its size. It had a very proactive user base as a direct result of GG. Normally, I'd only interact with party /v/ans and sharing threads. However, what's really important to note in hindsight is the amount of socio-political malfeasance throughout the imageboard as a whole. I imagine most of the Farms know about that retard Tarrant, but I doubt most of us remember the silent protests, document sharing, and anarchic harassment campaigns. I still think about the armed silent protest organized by 8/pol/, where over a dozen people "watched" a bank with assault rifles at the ready.

Now, I'm not saying that 8chan was a honeypot at the time, there's no doubt in my mind that it is now, but I digress but I believe it was intended by Frederick to be a "pressure release valve" in a way. That is to say, many websites in the past served to diffuse tension apropos of nothing, Tumblr being another example. 8chan should have been a simple website to "blow off steam," but it ended up being far more dangerous in a way. I don't think Tarrant was a Manchurian candidate or anything; he still fit the profile of the average /pol/tard in a way most feds don't. I do think Tarrant, and 8chan as a whole, forced a crackdown on dissident websites. The unintentional consequence of 8chan's dissolution was that its userbase spread out to other forums and social media. Same thing happened with Tumblr, SA, and other Wild West sites, as many of us know. Obviously, this isn't ideal. It's much better to crush dissent before it gets too big and without much fuss. You don't want the userbase "infecting" other websites unless those websites are already under your thumb. Therefore, it's far better to allow a few "pressure release valve" sites to keep the normalfag Internet "clean," until these sites begin going places they shouldn't. If these sites cannot be controlled due to an incorrigible admin or an unruly userbase, it's more effective to slowly choke these websites out over time. The userbase will grow more and more demoralized until the dissidence dissipates.

My point being, I believe several websites are not only being watched by glowies, but are also allowed to exist solely because of their ability to diffuse tension. Moreover, I believe that after several websites demonstrated how a userbase spreads after a site detonation, plans were put in place to smother these userbases prior to a detonation. If the smothering succeeds in crushing dissent, that's excellent. If it fails, the site can be targeted in a more conventional way with less concern about Internet refugees. KF experienced that over the past few years in my mind. I wouldn't be surprised at all if Blockhead Jones is a patsy in a way, especially after some of the statements coming from the upper echelons of the ICANN and Cogent. 4chan's new CAPTCHA system may be downstream of these tactics, although I doubt their efficacy on 4chan in particular.
 
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