💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
he who has thus come/gone said:
If true I assume it’s more that Nick is scared of what this crazy dumped side piece would do if she were kicked out their house and dropped entirely. What she knows, the degree of balldo degeneracy, and her consent to the bodycam footage are all balls Nick is trying to keep up in the air successfully.
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Absolutely. He's trying to thread the needle. But he also still wants her.

Folgers Can said:
This was my first reaction as well that a no-contact order for a non-victim is out of the ordinary, but on second thought this makes more sense if the state is shoehorning it into drug cases' extremely common probation conditions prohibiting the convict's contact with known drug users or with known felons going forward. Typically it would prohibit contact with an entire class of people defined that way, but since the state would be in possession of April's allegedly clean test results and since it's as yet unknown whether April will be convicted of her felony charge at all or whether her sentence upon conviction would get knocked down to a misdemeanor after probation, those broad classes wouldn't necessarily encompass April at all times, so it wouldn't be outside the bounds of reason or legality for the state to get creative with a no-contact condition singling her out by name. The state is under no obligation to do even offer any plea deal at all and they are the master of their offer with no legal obstacle to getting creative with a condition narrowly tailored to the circumstances like this, so if Nick's professed love for April is more important than avoiding trial, he's free to take it or leav
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Still don't see prosecutors getting that fussed about managing some defendant's conduct to this degree (nor do I think they should; let the dumbass be responsible for his own choices and where they lead). This "condition" would make about as much sense as telling the Rekietas they can't use the Balldo anymore or prohibiting Doritos and spaghettios in the house.

Unless April is actually his supplier, there is not even a connection btw her and the fact that he had a mountain of cocaine in his bddroom.

And if the concern is "ooh, yes, it's April who's the biggest danger to the children" (not), a better-tailored condition would be she can't come to the house, not that they can't be in contact (way overreaching, imo). She's not even convicted of anything (except a speeding ticket, thanks Nick).
 
Captain Manning said:
Dunno if it counts but @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed wrote a thread in PG, using a sock... on himself.

Shit was funny. If he's a schizocow, he's at least a likable one though.
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He’s always struck me as someone trying really hard to force himself into being a meme. And then when he happened to get a starring role in the Coke stream, he tried to triple down on the 15 seconds of fame and that made him intolerably obnoxious. He’s not a cow, he’s not a schitzo, he’s just an attention whore
 
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Strix454 said:
That judge is an American Hero. He could have just ignored Ralph today. Its the afternoon of the last working day before thanksgiving. But instead he drops the bomb on Ralph and lets him know - without comment - he can stay in Mexico and rot along with his cats until the end of time.

I start to think that he knows exactly who and what Ralph is. You are not in California anymore Ralph. Welcome to no mercy Trump country outstate Minnesota.
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I have a feeling Mr. Morris filled in whoever it was that called from the courthouse looking for Ralph.
 
VidMasterEon said:
This is written with the eloquence of a special ed 2nd grader's letter to Santa
This guy has a journalism degree?
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No, he dropped out. He's claimed he has a degree but at other times he has admitted he doesn't really.

I can't actually find it in his thread so I might be misremembering.
 
DemsBNutz said:
So Gordon baldo of the skinny order?
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"CURSE YOU, AARON! I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE SKANK WARRIOR, AND I, CRACKETS! YOUR PASSING EMBARASSMENT MADE FLESH! SOLID OF MEMBER YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL RADIOMAN, BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR PASTY HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF BALLDOS, WITH EVERY LAST GRAM OF MY COKE!"​

 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Still don't see prosecutors getting that fussed about managing some defendant's conduct to this degree (nor do I think they should; let the dumbass be responsible for his own choices and where they lead).
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You're not supposed to expose yourself to druggies in this situation and because he's really rubbed it in their faces that she's his coke whore, they're probably personally pissed off enough to take an interest. He's acted arrogant and insulting beyond the usual even for a dumb criminal defendant.

Did it actually happen? I don't know, but if they're going to insist on a general prohibition against the kind of person April is, they might as well specify her in particular, too, otherwise he'll just pull his usual Stupid Balldo Tricks.
 
FFS, Chrissie and Frank, just DM him.
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If you're reading Nick, you might like this song. I like it a lot, but I doubt your lived experience is as glamorous as what is depicted in the song.

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RandyMiskatonic said:
Oh come the fuck on, you know and everyone else knows good and damned well that the supposed Bullshittery of Muh Red Flags only applies to men who aren't 11/10 Super-Chads. Every single one of you worthless trollops will be more than happy to forgive a Super-Chad for anything and everything all the way up to murdering your children which is normally something reserved only for the Moloch Cult Sisterhood of Godsdamned Fucking Women.

TFD, TFD Now.
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Sir, this is the Nick Rekieta thread, not a groyper homosexual bug exchange meetup orgy.
 
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"CURSE YOU, AARON! I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE SKANK WARRIOR, AND I, CRACKETS! YOUR PASSING EMBARASSMENT MADE FLESH! SOLID OF MEMBER YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL RADIOMAN, BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR PASTY HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF BALLDOS, WITH EVERY LAST GRAM OF MY COKE!"​

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GRAAAAAH
AARON THE TOE
YOU SHALL HAUNT ME NO LONGER
 
AnOminous said:
No, he dropped out. He's claimed he has a degree but at other times he has admitted he doesn't really.

I can't actually find it in his thread so I might be misremembering.
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IIRC, he claims to have earned the necessary credits for the degree, but did not want to pay the graduation fees to actually receive the degree. So instead of having a 4 year degree in political science and unforgivable student loan debt, he took the much more sane route of having no degree and unforgivable student loan debt.

Ofc, I don't believe his claims that he earned all the credits. Graduation fees are only a few hundred bucks. Ralph is retarded, but not paying $200-$300 bucks for a piece of paper you already owe tens of thousands for, with no way out, is next level retarded.
 
HackerX said:
IIRC, he claims to have earned the necessary credits for the degree, but did not want to pay the graduation fees to actually receive the degree. So instead of having a 4 year degree in political science and unforgivable student loan debt, he took the much more sane route of having no degree and unforgivable student loan debt.

Ofc, I don't believe his claims that he earned all the credits. Graduation fees are only a few hundred bucks. Ralph is retarded, but not paying $200-$300 bucks for a piece of paper you already owe tens of thousands for, with no way out, is next level retarded.
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Ralph is a pitiful belligerent contrarian, if you tell him 'Well Mr. Ralph, looks like you've met all the requirements to graduate, we can put you on the list of the next graduation ceremony, but there is a fee involved and we will not be able to process your degree until it is paid.' He will hear 'We have something you want and you can't have it till you pay us.' Since Ethan never passes up the opportunity to look like the fattest retard in the county, he probably immediately flew into a rage, told them to suck his dick, said something to the effect that he was the person that put that school on the map, and then waddled off to the nearest quiet spot to seethe. Ralph has no problem releasing privileged information if he thinks it makes him look good, so the safe assumption is if he is making a claim that tries to make him look good and he can't prove it, he probably is lying.
Never trust a man that has more than two tits.
 
ShinyStar said:
Could also be because he was operating on no sleep.
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Good point.
However it could be both!
I could see him taking the Lahey approach to booze.

Peace Through Power said:
Alex Stein just keeps talking about Rekieta lore on fishtank
https://youtube.com/watch?v=06Yc3CBWReY
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LOL WHAT THE FUCK.
I need to be brought up to speed. I know loosely what fishtank is. But who is this guy? A contestant or a guest?
Cousin Eddie said:
PIGGY DENIED

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YEEEHAWW PIGGY.
Enjoy cowering in the Mexican piss shack.

Shit was so Cash Man

Happy Thanksgiving all. I'd make a turkey stuffing joke but I think most people would like to eat dinner today.
 
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