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TIM thinks his word salad of a definition is how to define "Woman". ..
Is /u/emily9291 a schizo because wow, that word salad. Or maybe I'm ESL'ing extra hard today.
It's funny, I've never "felt" or internally "thought" of myself as a girl or a woman. I just am.
I catch the implication that troons are realer than real women.

Translation into plain English:
"A woman is someone who internally thinks of themselves as a woman"
A woman is a man who whines and stamps his feet that he's a woman.
 
"Oh dear, I've just pissed myself in a public place. I must rush home and tell Reddit about this at once. Of course I must also make nonsequitous mention of that fact that my bitch tits have grown larger recently".
There are a differences between bladder function in males and females. However, size is mostly determined by body size not sex. You know what is up against the female bladder that can cause more frequent peeing, the uterus. It's just a fetish story, pretty sure Troons think that panty liners are something that all women have to wear because they see them in the female hygiene aisle at the store.
 
She has a whole tranny bathroom to herself and insists on using the boys bathroom out of all places? Trannys are so entitled. Whenever they feel uncomfortable its everybody elses fault. When other people feel uncomfortable its #notmyproblem
Predicted Future followup: The boys use the Trans Bathroom to avoid her.

If they're smart they'll play the "how dare you question my gender identity, bigot" card
 
Happy Thanksgiving, here is a little pre-holiday snack. There is a plausible DB Cooper candidate (with evidence that is almost as rare as a fingerprint), this makes a new Historical Tranny L.

Meet Bobby 'Barb' Dayton, (d: 2002):

the 'woman' who might've been Cooper
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Babs and her Cessna
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AGP with a gun, no surprise, Tranny Get Your Gun.
 
Side note: ask any troon what their favorite video game is and it is Silent Hill 2. Why is this you may ask? Well the protagonist is a moid who is haunted by his own sexual deviancy appearing in the form of a large pyramid headed man with an oversized anime sword.
Silent Hill 2 is one of the best games of its generation too and its irritating how Troons try to appropriate everything.
Most of the enemies that they invented for Silent Hill 2 had a specific meaning they ended up reusing in later games where they made no sense, Pyramid Head is just one, the nurses too, they represented the nurses that took care of Mary when she was sick that James was lusting after.
Its ironic Troons like Silent Hill 2, most of them would work as enemies in it, and they turn their life into its own version of it.
Yeah its still a circular definition. Its fucking stupid. The Troon that came up with that shit is retarded.
 
The guy in the middle is Erwin Rommel, The Desert Fox
I think we look at this through different eyes these days though. Back durin’ the war, Rodney, stuff like music hall was top tier entertainment. People dressed up to do skits, or musical numbers. Most were men, and in any kind of military situation ALL were men. If you read any kind of memoir from the time they talk a lot about keeping each others spirits up with song, or the music hall / variety type stuff. There was nothing else. Maybe you’d get a Vera lynn visit, that’s the only women you’d see on stage unless you’d been stationed to somewhere with can can girls.
Spike milligans war books are fantastic. They’re hilariously funny, and at times crushingly sad. They are always getting up to hi jinx and doing ‘a little number’ where one of them is dressed up. It doesn’t mean they were trannies.

The clubs where men went dressed up as women were more like classical AGP stuff. That’s a different thing to sticking a frock on to amuse the trooos. Still, not what troons think of as transgender see now. Those men didnt think they WERE women they got off on dressing like them.
 
In Shakespeare's time, women didn't act and the female parts were played by men (or boys).
There may well have been some sort of gay subtext, but they were not "trans".
 
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"Oh dear, I've just pissed myself in a public place. I must rush home and tell Reddit about this at once. Of course I must also make nonsequitous mention of that fact that my bitch tits have grown larger recently".

Not a fetish though.

Why the fuck do these people think like this? There are excuses beyond counting to tell the world about your swelling fat deposits (which was clearly the primary purpose of this post), why opt for the story about you fucking pissing yourself in public?
“Steve, youve just pissed yourself. This isnt cute and it stinks”
 
There are a differences between bladder function in males and females. However, size is mostly determined by body size not sex. You know what is up against the female bladder that can cause more frequent peeing, the uterus. It's just a fetish story, pretty sure Troons think that panty liners are something that all women have to wear because they see them in the female hygiene aisle at the store.
I assumed it just meant his urogenital system was rotting and atrophying on him the same way it does for tifs. And if their dicks shrivel and flop there's probably something going on internally too.
They probably don't post about it much because they probably drink 1ml of water every day, or so I'm assuming by their palid pasty shrivelled and dehydrated complexions when sighted out of doors.
 
Found this on an AO3 bookmarks list.
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How much you wanna bet this 'Victor' is obese, and has all these flare ups because of the testosterone she's taking? She's in STEM, as well, and I guarantee it's not something related to biology. if it is, I bet she acts real fucking smug about the whole 'um achtually sex isn't binary' thing.
 
Found this on an AO3 bookmarks list.
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How much you wanna bet this 'Victor' is obese, and has all these flare ups because of the testosterone she's taking? She's in STEM, as well, and I guarantee it's not something related to biology. if it is, I bet she acts real fucking smug about the whole 'um achtually sex isn't binary' thing.
Why do pooners so often describe themselves in the most negative way, is it just a defense mechanism? Fucking hell, I read that description and I could smell her in my mind. She even makes having moles, a totally normal thing, sound disgusting.
 
Silent Hill 2 is one of the best games of its generation too and its irritating how Troons try to appropriate everything.
Most of the enemies that they invented for Silent Hill 2 had a specific meaning they ended up reusing in later games where they made no sense, Pyramid Head is just one, the nurses too, they represented the nurses that took care of Mary when she was sick that James was lusting after.
Its ironic Troons like Silent Hill 2, most of them would work as enemies in it, and they turn their life into its own version of it.

Yeah its still a circular definition. Its fucking stupid. The Troon that came up with that shit is retarded.
I'm not exactly sure why troons like that game so much considering the take home message is deviancy/corruption=bad. Maybe deep down troons know they suck and want to be punished? I also don't want to make this game all about troons. SH2 was expertly made and the devs drew on their knowledge of alot of concepts from shinto to give us a masterpiece.
 
Why do pooners so often describe themselves in the most negative way, is it just a defense mechanism? Fucking hell, I read that description and I could smell her in my mind. She even makes having moles, a totally normal thing, sound disgusting.
It's tumblr quirkiness, pity farming and yes, a shield against criticism rolled into one convenient package. This is how white women score points in the progressive stack, so they have the social capital to bully others. "Look at all these things that make me different and speshul and if you say anything I don't like, it must be because you are a bigot that hates the <insert relevant label here>."
 
Found this on an AO3 bookmarks list.
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How much you wanna bet this 'Victor' is obese, and has all these flare ups because of the testosterone she's taking? She's in STEM, as well, and I guarantee it's not something related to biology. if it is, I bet she acts real fucking smug about the whole 'um achtually sex isn't binary' thing.
why do so many pooners have chronic pain/autoimmune disease? Is it just tied to the whole HRT thing and cross-sex hormones being poison to our bodies when introduced artificially? Like, if I had a penny for every pooner with an invisible disability that maybe does, maybe doesn't exist, I'd be fucking rich.
 
Side note: ask any troon what their favorite video game is and it is Silent Hill 2. Why is this you may ask? Well the protagonist is a moid who is haunted by his own sexual deviancy appearing in the form of a large pyramid headed man with an oversized anime sword.
Ironic considering the main artist, Masahiro Ito got into hot water last year for being a transphobe.
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Yeah people really got mad that a 52 year old Japanese man isn't fully educated about the very Western phenomena of transgender identity politics.
As a Japanese person, the way trannies obsess and fetishize Japanese media and culture both disgusts and fascinates me, considering the average Japanese woman would be incredibly repulsed by them. It's such a common opinion over there that I remember when Bluesky started gaining popularity amongst Japanese Xitter users, there were posts made warning users that posting gender-critical is against terms and services over there. This isn't to say that all Japanese people are anti-trans or something, but just that since gender ideology isn't the norm there, the average person assumes that a tranny demanding access to female toilets is just the run-of-the-mill pervert.
 
why do so many pooners have chronic pain/autoimmune disease? Is it just tied to the whole HRT thing and cross-sex hormones being poison to our bodies when introduced artificially? Like, if I had a penny for every pooner with an invisible disability that maybe does, maybe doesn't exist, I'd be fucking rich.
Probably because the autoimmune umbrella covers a lot of common conditions, but "autoimmune disease" sounds exotic and pitiable. For example, common ai diseases include type 1 diabetes, skin disorders like psoriasis and vitiligo, ibd, arthritis, lupus, etc.
 
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"Oh dear, I've just pissed myself in a public place. I must rush home and tell Reddit about this at once. Of course I must also make nonsequitous mention of that fact that my bitch tits have grown larger recently".

Not a fetish though.

Why the fuck do these people think like this? There are excuses beyond counting to tell the world about your swelling fat deposits (which was clearly the primary purpose of this post), why use the story about you fucking pissing yourself in public as the vehicle to get that information across?
It's not even related to estrogen which is suppose to make them (((woman))) or being woman, it's just fetish. (:_(

Spiro = Spironolactone
Spironolactone, sold under the brand name Aldactone among others, is a diuretic medication primarily used to treat fluid build-up due to heart failure, liver scarring, or kidney disease


Spironolactone has antiandrogenic activity. For this reason, it is used to treat a variety of dermatological conditions in which androgens play a role. Some of these uses include acne, seborrhea, hirsutism, and pattern hair loss in women


High doses of spironolactone, which are needed for considerable antiandrogenic effects, are not recommended for men due to the high risk of feminization and other side effects. Spironolactone can be used to treat symptoms of hyperandrogenism, such as due to polycystic ovary syndrome
 
The horror! The horror!
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I'm AMAB nonbinary and to be honest... I hate having a penis so much! I just wish I could have a more femme body, I'm asexual so I never get to use it anyways. It just hangs between my legs like a parasite that is randomly itchy or hard for no reason. I'm new to my transition journey (I realized I'm nonbinary like a month ago) and I don't want to rush into things so unfortunately surgery isn't an option at the moment. I just hate this damn thing so much.

I just hate this damn cock n balls!
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43 comments so far, and they pretty much all agree with the OP. :roll:
 
God, I miss the days of Eddie Izzard being a funny pervert. Now he's just a pervert.
At least Julian Clary has the guts to be a flamboyant gay man.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gr7eIfVA1gA

I don't think this dudes a Troon he just looks like a genetically engineered homosexual. Like if all the God Emperors genetic science was devoted to making fruity dudes instead of Astartes this guy would be their Primarch.

You mean Izzard? He's always had some openness about being a cross dresser so I'm not surprised he'd jump to trooning out. Julian Clary on the other hand is just a faggot.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aWYE-umRA7k

I'm not surprised either, but I bet Izzard wishes he could walk back a lot of stuff he said on-stage about explicitly being a heterosexual man with a fetish.

If he'd been less honest as a young man, he could have lied more convincingly as an old "woman."

Still waiting for the supercut where someone compares his old comedy specials with his current talking points.
I used to love Izzard when I was watching Comedy Central in the early aughts. I fucking hate his fag cross dressing shit. That Clary dude I can respect more because he is just a gay fucking dude, ya know!? He comes across as just a gay dude like a straight dude comes across as a straight dude. Clary seems like a straight up flat out gay dude who has like 2 cats and 6 dogs.
No, I think he did not realise yoga pants did the things he is praising before he started wearing them.

Now, whether his post is the truth is hard to discern. I've never worn 'yoga pants' but it seems very obvious that having a fabric barrier between your thighs so that they don't rub together would obviously protect against 'chub rub', because men have such garments too.

I think this trannie just wanted to put on blast that he is a woman, he wears yoga pants because that's what women do, and he needed to 'announce' this by inventing his surprise at unexpected benefits of wearing them.
Personally, I hate yoga pants. But I looooove jeans. But faggot agp fags don't belong in yoga pants.



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