💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[genericwhitemale]

I'm kind of hoping he does some kind of retarded stunt like pleaing no contest and trying to take the plea deal, fucking himself over like Baked Alaska, if I'm remembering correctly.

That's a great analogy and something that I entirely expect him to do now. Because you know that's exactly what he thinks. "I'll plead guilty but I need to let everyone in the court room know that I believe I did absolutely nothing wrong."

 

[BillyDaGod]

Anyone streaming the trial live? Or anyone covering this tonight?

 

[Jex]

Right, so he pleas and there’s no footage. Called it.

He’s going to take the plea now that the pretrial isn’t going to be broadcast. Now, Nick not having trial footage archived on the internet forever is part of the deal.

 

[JackoVerde]

Ah shit here we go again

Keep us updated.

 

[All becomes gunt]

He isn't. We all know he isn't.
He knows he isn't. The judge knows he isn't.

Fighting this never made sense at any point in time.
It was all Nick blustering and playing the big dick lawyer he pretended to be, but never was.

Listen now NEEERD. We need to stop pretending for a little. Nick is obviously innocent! Only he can win a case like this against the evil state of Minnesota that is prosecuting him without a leg to stand on quite frankly. I am fully in support of him to expose this corrupt legal system to us and not just to us quite frankly but the whole state of Minnesota. Only he can do that with his brilliant legal mind and strategy. He doesn't even need other lawyers he can represent himself. Do not listen to the people here Nick, you can win this trial, only you can do that. Plea not guilty.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Isn't that black car a Lincoln Navigator?
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That's a negative. See reference:

 

[Vibralldo]

Ah shit here we go again

Thank you for your service

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It really is too bad that we will never see the seething Balldo in court pleading guilty.
His face of impotent seething rage under the thin veneer of the caring family man must be so hard to suppress for him.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Listen now NEEERD. We need to stop pretending for a little. Nick is obviously innocent! Only he can win a case like this against the evil state of Minnesota that is prosecuting him without a leg to stand on quite frankly. I am fully in support of him to expose this corrupt legal system to us and not just to us quite frankly but the whole state of Minnesota. Only he can do that with his brilliant legal mind and strategy. He doesn't even need other lawyers he can represent himself. Do not listen to the people here Nick, you can win this trial, only you can do that.

Damn dude how do you have the time and vigor to be A-logging both here and in the casino thread lol. Man's pulling double duty. o7

 

[WayTooSleepy]

The funniest outcome would be if Nick pulled a "Training Day" and put peanut butter in his ass and scooped it out in court and ate it to try and get an insanity plea.

Ya know, with how much video documentation there is of his rapid retardation, this may not be his worst option on the table. Go full Nick Bate!

 

[RodgerDodger]

I'd say watch out for feral hogs, but you don't have to worry about that anymore

You do have to credit that Judge fir figuring out a way to permanently exile the gunt to foreign shores.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

If Nick pleas out the Judge should force him to make good on the 5k locals gift. Suffah balldoman

 

[Pizdec]

Aaron and April

OH YEAH, CAUSE THE MAN YOU'RE GIVING MONEY HAS BEEN LESS GROSS. Fuckhead.

Nick is a coward right to the core. After talking so big for months, doesn't even have the guts or self-respect to fight it all the way to a trial.

Instead he ponders suicidal ideation should he push himself to fight the supposed corruption of Kandiyohi county court. Despite claiming passively for months that there's something rotten to the core with the county politics, he's instead going to say my bad judge, won't happen again and pray to god no one tries to fight to get the bodycam.

And this, all of this, is on top of fighting Montagraph's lawsuit and praying to god Randazza doesn't ask for more money.

Stroking a pedofaggot's ego: $100

Reminding the world what a spineless piece of shit you are: priceless

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

C'mon, balldo don't disappoint us now. Don't forget about that prestigious LOTY award, it is time to defend your title!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

It really is too bad that we will never see the seething Balldo in court pleading guilty.
His face of impotent seething rage under the thin veneer of the caring family man must be so hard to suppress for him.

We should have hired a sketch artist or at least a caricature artist to attend the hearing. April’s ten head would be fun to see drawn in caricature.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Isn't that black car a Lincoln Navigator?
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That's a negative. See reference:
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Its a Chevrolet Suburban.

 

[CarlosDanger]

With accepting a plea deal we would still get the bodycam footage right?

 

[Major]

nick wouldn't turn up on time. He'll be fashionably late by 2 hours.

Will his tardiness for the drug testing count toward the judge accepting a plea deal?

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

That's the crux of it right there. Even though forced by the state to abstain from drugs and alcohol for x amount of time, Rekieta still thinks like a drunk and an addict and drunks and addicts never, ever own their own shit. It's always someone or something else to blame, never themselves.

Nick Rekieta gets up, looks in the mirror, practices his smile, and says to his reflection I DID NOTHING WRONG!

Fucker.

I feel like the type of people that get addicted to drugs and alcohol already are those types of people which is why they get addicted in the first place.
The addiction is just a manifestation to something innate that they already have.

 

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Pride comes before a fall.